1982... The first emoticons are posted by Scott Fahlman. The Double Stuff Oreo is first sold. The Dow Jones Industrial Average surges 43.41 points to close at 1,065.49. Michael Jackson releases Thriller. And these wonderful women were brought into the world. ...more.

Today we have two great prizes to give away! Both are tremendous coffee table books featuring dozens of amazing full-color images of two of the classic teams of the National Football League. These books are without a doubt must-haves for any Pittsburgh Steelers or New York Giants fan. ...more.

Links our advertisers don’t want you to see…The 10 sexiest moments in late night talk show history 25 hot chicks in fishnets (NSFW) Alley Baggett in cotton panties (NSFW) Vikki Blows in Loaded magazine (NSFW) Hayden Panettiere sexes up Swedish Elle (ads NSFW) German actress Davorka Tovilo in a see-through dress (NSFW) Debbie Gibson is one hot MILF The five sexiest PSAs I'v ...more.

In the annals of crazy women, you'd find probably every woman ever because they're all insane in some way. BUT! you'd probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. ...more.

I may be way out of touch (actually I know I am) but I had never heard of this Haley Bennett before today. Then I saw her at Nylon magazine's November Issue Launch Party the other day and I was smitten. ...more.

I've seen chicks with six packs before... (Granted, most of them were in poorly lit strip clubs, but that's neither here nor there) but never one as confident as this chick.Well done young lady.  We here at Guyism applaud you. ...more.

I'm a big supporter of our troops; for example, I occasionally wear a camouflage hoodie and when people ask me, "What's up with the hoodie?" I reply "AMERICA, THAT'S WHAT'S UP." My irrationality aside, this video is just awesome. Maybe you have to be an animal lover to get it, but these dogs' reactions to their owner coming home stirred something in my black heart. ...more.

Today's Elite 8 features Marisa Miller, Krystal Forscutt, and Dalila Martinelli. ...more.

Bob Sanders makes a ton of great tackles.....when he's healthyBob Sanders is a pro-bowl level safety...when he's healthyBob Sanders is a player you can build your franchise around...when he's healthyAnd that my friends is the way Sanders will always be remembered.  A great player that was often hurt.Of his 6 years in the league, he has only played more than 6 games twice.T ...more.

Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it's bad enough, the dog might get put down. It's sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you're this British woman, you go, "Eh, it happens" and keep the dog. ...more.

The MTV Europe Music Awards took place last night at the O2 World in Berlin, Germany. Not sure why they have separate awards for Europe versus the awards they already give here in the United States, but they do. Doesn't really matter though. Any excuse for babes like Bar Refaeli, Shakira and Beyonce to get all dressed up is fine with me. ...more.

If I can teach you guys one thing today, it's got to be this: Go old with dignity. Because when you cling to your youth like a drowning man would cling to a life preserver, there's a good chance you look like this. ...more.

Colleges don't win football, catches win football. Tim Brown knows his stuff and picks his games like it's going out of style. Next up: LSU vs Alabama in Week 10...SPONSORED POST ...more.

Consider the stereotypes people have about Detroit...murder, dilapidated buildings, unemployment, etc...Just a few months ago a man was lying dead in a vacant building while people played floor hockey around him. No one bothered to call the police...But last night, well, this might be the wost of them all. A 19-year-old Michigan State University student leaving a Red Wings hocke ...more.