In tonight’s Who Would You Rather we have Megan Fox and Vanessa Hudgens. Vote on it.
College sex is weirder than what you find in a hoarder’s basement. Not only is this a time where you’re having sex more frequently, you’re doing it in more awkward spaces. Thankfully, you’ll never have to use these sex positions again.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, sexy mishaps, perfectly timed photos, and more!
Guyism fave Abigail Ratchford needs to slow down or she’s going to kill someone with all these insanely hot videos she’s been sharing.
Just when we didn’t think Sharknado 2: The Second One could possibly be any better than previously advertised now we have clips of the sharks trying to clamp down on Mets fans in Citi Field.
If you’re looking to take a “nakation” but aren’t sure whether a swingers resort is right for you then this little primer will tell you everything you need to know (and some things you probably didn’t).
Tell me, do you watch the local news anymore? I mean, without these bloopers and the dozens we see every year I don’t think I’d know it still exists. Thankfully it does so we get these gems every month.
The photographer was already paid for so SOMEONE had to pose.
It seems like these days whenever I need a bottle opener all the ones I own are nowhere to be found. This is not a fun problem for me to have.
Petra Nemcova is known to most people for a couple of things: being a SI Swimsuit cover model and appearing on Dancing with the Stars. This seriously hot bikini pic harkens us back to the former.
If you’ve never heard of the Goliath Grouper it is the largest of all the grouper species, and as we se here it’s also a fish you never want to mess with out in the ocean.
Sadie doesn’t want her little brother to grow up.
I believe the Millenialls call this rap. I call it noise pollution. Either way it’s a video of some FSU players pretending to sing and OH GOD, WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?!
Wrestlers are no different than other celebrities.
In this video we see the culmination of several days’ intrigue, throughout which a father becomes increasingly entertained by the automatic sensors on his trash cans.
Urban Dictionary is full of some of the most ridiculous and insane terms you’ve ever heard – especially in terms of sex.
The 38th Parallel Beach is home to a burgeoning surfing community that received quite a boost in publicity last year when surfer/photographer Shannon Aston released his 38th Parallel Surf Project photo essay.
Listen, I don’t want to brag but I’m the best table tennis player you know. Seriously. I won a tournament in Mexico just a few months ago. Granted, it was at a resort and most of the people were drunk but whatever, I won. Anyway, here’s
Speaking of SI Swimsuit models looking hot, here’s Rookie of the Year Sara Sampaio in one of those oh-so-nice outtakes videos that Sports Illustrated trickles out every week or so.
These athletes prove that going to a small school doesn’t always translate into a poor pro career, as the following are a few star athletes who went to colleges you’ve never heard of.
This video of DMX losing his mind on The Sling Shot amusement park ride in Orlando is the best thing he’s done since his song was mashed up with a prancing llama. Hell, it might even be better.
You may tear a hamstring or pull a groin looking at these photos of flexible girls.
Because every phenomenon these days gets its own ‘day’ it should come as no shock that August 1st is International Beer Day, followed by Ice Cream Sandwich Day on August 2nd.
A couple of weeks ago we discussed a cover story that Chrissy Teigen did for DuJour magazine and now last night they had a party to celebrate that cover where Chrissy decided to wear a see-through dress. This, folks, is why she gets covers.
This is on the front page of BaltimoreRavens.com right now. There are no words
Ever wondered what it would be like to do a massive amount of LSD, but didn’t want to have deal with all of the scary hallucinogenic craziness yourself? Here you go.
We’ve seen the sex diary of a married man who got no sex, and we’ve seen the sexy diary of a married woman who got no sex, but what about the average unmarried single guy? What’s his diary look like? Probably something like this.
Thanks to a new photo shoot of Zoe Saldana naked when we all head to the theaters to watch Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend we can have those pics in the back of our mind, which is why she did them I’m sure.
There is one in every house.
Jackson has uttered “motherf-cker” 171 times in 27 different movies. How do we know this? Because here is each and every one of them all in one glorious supercut video.
Today show host Tamron Hall rappelled down a gorge in an episode of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls.” She ranted and raved about the fun she had, called it “an amazing experience.” The Today show aired a clip in which Hall made some, well, she made
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
I’d been wondering what sexy actress Francia Raisa had been doing since The Secret Life of the American Teenager went off the air and now I know. She’s been doing smoking hot burlesque dances on stage in clubs. Cool.
This guy has a good voice.
Remember how we all fell in love with Batkid Miles Scott last year as he ran around “saving” San Francisco? Now he’s getting his own documentary called, wait for it… Batkid Begins. Awesome.
Forget Nicki, Iggy, Lee Mazin and all the other ladies of rap.
Here are the things that pissed me off.
Two very drunk men enter. One very drunk man wins.
As we have chronicled, Kendall Jenner has posed topless at least four times since turning 18 last year. And now, thanks to a recent interview, it sounds like more of that is on the way.
UK artist Gigi Barker has created a line of furniture made to look, feel and smell like human skin. You know, for people who like to say, “it rubs the lotion on its skin,” I guess.
Flirting is a game – and games have rules. The first rule of flirting is to start subtle and build as comfort increases… but no one told that to these women’s publications.
Hilary Duff released a music video for her song “Chasing the Sun,” her first single since 2009, and wouldn’t you know it, she wears a bikini in the video. Gotta love the music industry.
Carl’s Jr. has done plenty for horny and hungry guys, and the Hannah Ferguson filled extended cut of their newest commercial might be their greatest gift to man. At least it was until Paris Hilton showed up.
You know what to do with that big fat butt, don’t you Peyton Manning? Here’s the future Hall of Famer shaking his ass at Broncos training camp.
Part of the joy in being a dog owner is living vicariously through the happiness of your canine companion, and never is the joy so apparent as when there are puppies rolling down hills.
James Franco and Jimmy Fallon playing “5-second summaries” is truly comedy gold is because as you’ll see they’re really not good at it. At all.
Listen up bro, pizza isn’t wine and there’s no reason to swill it around in your mouth and tell us what you think about it.
I get a lot of emails, a lot of readers telling me "this is the best thing I've ever seen" with a subsequent link to something that's not the best thing I've ever seen. But this morning, I actually spit out my coffee. This morning I actually laughed for five solid minutes.
As it turns out, Clayton Kershaw’s pinpoint accuracy isn’t as good as advertised.
Well, well, well, being the fiancee of a star quarterback sure has its perks. Matthew Stafford’s lady, Kelly Hall, plays a nurse in his new commercial for Dish Network.