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Entertainment
WWE ‘Monday Night Raw’ expanding to three hours
Is America ready for three solid hours of sweaty dudes fake fighting? Are you?
Humor
Trending Turds: The week’s worst Twitter topics
If you want to feel bad about humanity, one look at Twitter’s trending topics will do it. Here’s the worst of what trended this week.
Humor
Condom company asks women what things they’d never put in their vagina
Irreverent condom company (because you definitely want a condoms full of whimsy and wonder) Sir Richard has a new campaign asking women for rules on what they’ll never put in their vagina. It’s..uh..notable.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Christina Hendricks in slow motion, suggestive John Travolta and Olivia Wilde
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
Music
The Cribs ‘Come on Be a No One’, Spotify Song of the Day
Today's addition to our Guyism Spotify Playlist is 'Come on, Be a No One' by The Cribs. It's alternative and a little grunge-y. You'll like it or I'll call your masculinity into question.
Movies
‘The Possession’ trailer: Kids are scary
Don’t all little kids have evil demons living inside them? What makes this one so special?
Sports
Diamondbacks fan took a ball to the face and nobody seemed to care
Ah, the quest for a batting practice home run. A time honored tradition among fans. Some might say it’s lame but dammit, a souvenir is a souvenir. Even if it comes at the cost of one man’s face.
TV
What TV shows we should watch tonight
Season finales of Community, 30 Rock and RGIII stops by Jay Leno. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Alcohol
10 great beers for summer
There are plenty of great beer options out there, but certain ones just scream “summer.” I’m not talking just shandies or other citrus heavy options either. Check out these 10 great offerings and see if any wet your whistle.
Gadgets
Germans have invented the porn shower
Does the shower really need any sort of innovation? I mean, we get it, as long as there are people who spend offensive amounts of money on their house and demand “luxury,” there’s going to be a market for over-the-top plumbing.
Celebs
Chloe Sevigny really didn’t like wearing a fake penis
Girl huffed Vincent Gallo’s dirty hog for real on camera and this is what she gets upset about?
Celebs
Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro are sexy
Now a video featuring Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro walking around doing things in their underwear is always good, but there’s one thing in here that has me scratching my head a little bit.
Humor
Dog’s desire to play with rake ruined by door frames
Adorable dog incompetence rules the day as this puppy tries to carry a rake in the house only to be repeatedly denied by the door frames’ constricting width.