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Community Awards
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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
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Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Lochte bro reacts to Carmen Electra’s magical breasts
There are some GIFs of Jennifer Aniston tonight that are must-see. You’re welcome internet.
Alcohol
Comedian Tom Green launches his own beer
Tom Green joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beer. He teamed up with Beau’s Brewing to create “The Tom Green Beer,” a milk stout with flavors of chocolate and coffee.
Celebs
Bianca Beauchamp makes her case for sexiest maid ever
Bianca Beauchamp is something of an Internet legend. The sexy redheaded, often latex-covered model, has carved out a nice little niche for herself, and she’s done it using hot videos like this one.
Sports
The best sports billboards ever
Nothing says you’re a serious sports fan like putting your thoughts out there for all the world to see on a three-story-high billboard.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some dubiously motivational demotivational posters, beautiful eye candy, and more!
Sports
Bill O’Brien talks Penn State on ‘Real Sports’
Nobody had a harder job last year than Bill O’Brien, the man who ushered in a new era at Penn State.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
If you want a good laugh tune into ABC and watch a bunch of drunk women on The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 21
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Courtney Stodden’s almost sex tape that might exist, a woman who thinks she’s too pretty to get a job, and more!
Movies
Everything wrong with ‘Mortal Kombat’ in 7 minutes
CinemaSins has cranked out more than 25 funny video critiques of movies. Identifying everything wrong with Mortal Kombat might be their biggest challenge yet.
Celebs
Hope Dworaczyk shows why she was once Playmate of the Year
Hope Dworaczyk was at one time at the top of the Guyism 100 so I figured you guys might be interested in this sexy video that the 2010 Playmate of the Year shot recently.
Alcohol
Price for shitty beer drastically rises at bars
The price of shitty beer rose almost 7% in the last 7 months. It’s easy to blame the hipsters, but for once it’s not actually there fault. They’re still annoying though.
Humor
Why did nobody stop these tattoos from happening?
These 40 photos of bad tattoos are very therapeutic. No matter how bad a decision you ever make in a given day, just look at these folks and you will feel much better about yourself.
Sports
Hulk Hogan shamelessly instructs MIGUELAMANIA fans to follow him on Twitter
“Am I late for the Miguel leg drop orgy”, said Hulk Hogan on Twitter.
TV
‘Arrested Development’ running joke supercut
The secret to any successful comedy is gags that run throughout the series that make loyal fans feel special. Arrested Development has no shortage of inside jokes, 18 of which are represented in this supercut.
Humor
This is a Russian soldier getting a bullet removed from his head with pliers
Russians are usually acknowledged as being one of the primary badasses of the world. This clip of a Russian soldier getting a bullet pulled from his head with pliers does nothing to dispel that.
Celebs
Who is the sexy actress in the Ruffles Ultimate commercial?
Surely by now you have seen the Ruffles Ultimate commercial where a conservative woman joins a poker game with the guys and proceeds to get sexier as the ad rolls on culminating with her saying, “Ba-zing!” Want to know who she is?
TV
Conan mocks YouTube video response idiots
YouTube is full of idiots who post dramatic response videos to movie trailers. Conan decided to join this group of YouTubers with his response to the Superman Man of Steel trailer.
Humor
Man sets up camera to film ghosts, catches girlfriend boning teen son
There’s oblivious and then there’s “I caught my son having sex with my girlfriend while I tried to film some ghosts” oblivious.
Celebs
Jennifer Aniston GIFs — The Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology
After all these years, Jennifer Aniston still has it. Take a look at this week’s Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology.
Gaming
Xbox One: Everything you need to know about the new Xbox 360 iteration
The Xbox One is the new iteration of the Xbox slated to come out later this year in 2013. What is the “All in One Experience” that Microsoft is pushing out? Let’s find out.
Sports
Kevin Durant donates $1 million to Oklahoma disaster relief
Kevin Durant donated $1 million to the Red Cross disaster relief because Kevin Durant is a great American. The Thunder star stepped up to the plate when Oklahomans needed him the most.
Humor
msnNOW.com: 25 signs you’ve entered the real world
Or maybe we should call this 25 signs you’ve entered this weird stage of life where you’re definitely an adult, only you feel like you’re just pretending to be an adult, because God knows you are NOT an adult.
Celebs
Nana Meriwether in her final sexy photo shoot as Miss USA
Nana Meriwether might not be the most familiar name to everyone out there, but she’s the 2012 Miss USA. And she’s very attractive. Very.
Humor
Here’s Al Roker barking and annoying Matt Lauer on ‘Today’
The press has often maligned Today Show host Matt Lauer for being a dick behind the scenes. For the first time, he’s showing it on camera as he completely no-sold Al Roker barking for some reason…with palpable disgust.
Movies
Andrew Garfield played basketball with kids dressed as Spiderman
Spiderman needs to take breaks just like the rest of us. Instead of heading to Starbucks, Andrew Garfield went to a park and played basketball with kids in his full costume while shooting Amazing Spiderman 2.
Sports
Is Marlins pitcher Alex Sanabia about to throw a spitball?
The Evolution of a Spitball by Alex Sanabia.
Humor
Drunk guy at a hospital was bound to fail in some way
You have a drunk kid at a hospital being silly, dumb things are bound to happen. This video is a perfect example of that well-formed theory.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.21.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Gaming
‘Batman: Arkham Origins’ full trailer drops
Eight villains. One Batman. The odds aren’t good… for them.
Celebs
Mila Kunis is the mainstream star guys most want to see do porn
Today in really important and relevant news, Mila Kunis has overtaken Jennifer Lawrence as the female star adult film aficionados want to see do an X-rated movie.
Humor
Bouncer exacts a lot of revenge on drunken a-hole bro
There’s generally a “turn the other cheek” philosophy for bouncers. But this drunken bro — with his shirt pulled up, naturally — had this coming, I’m sure.
Sports
The evolution of Roger Federer’s hair in pictures
This past weekend Roger Federer unveiled his shortest hairstyle to date, which took some by surprise. But longtime observers know the only constant is change when it comes to his look.
TV
Incredible, horrifying video of Oklahoma tornado forming
Many people are calling the Oklahoma tornado, “the worst in the history of the world.” After seeing the damage it’s caused, hard to disagree.
Movies
Brand new theatrical trailer for ‘The Wolverine’
The Wolverine is one of the most anticipated superhero movies of the summer. The latest full-length theatrical trailer finally gives us new footage of Hugh jacking ninjas in Japan.
Humor
‘Family Guy’ had yet another poorly-timed-by-chance joke about tornadoes
Family Guy caught some scrutiny when an episode in the season featured Peter Griffin murdering people at a Boston Marathon and converting into a Muslim terrorist. This time, Sunday’s episode featured a poorly timed reference to tornadoes in the Midwest.
Humor
The Guyism Podcast – Intro, Models, and Ryan’s Jail Weekend
In the inaugural episode of The Guyism Podcast, Chris and Ryan introduce the show, talk about models, Ryan’s jail weekend, and life with Katie Nolan.
Celebs
Kristen Wetherbee is a sexy blonde bikini model, ‘one to watch’
Kristen Wetherbee was recently named one of “Instagram’s Sexiest Women” by Maxim. Got your attention?
Humor
Oklahoma tornado survivor reunited with dog during live interview
The Oklahoma tornado wreaked havoc all throughout the region in terrifying and horrific ways. But there was one bright spot: This old woman finding her dog alive amidst a whole lot of rubble during a live interview with CBS News.
Sports
Red Wings pregame ritual involves nut shots
The Red Wings are playing fast and loose these days. The influx of young players like Gustav Nyquist and Damien Brunner have given them an extra charge in the playoffs. Speaking of which, those two combined for a hilarious blooper before last night's game.
Celebs
9 wildly successful people who dropped out of school
Most people seem to already know that many highly successful people – Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs to name a few – dropped out of college prior to achieving fame and fortune.