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The 29 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.


Is this the best or worst wedding photo ever taken?

Wow, that dude can really jump. And look at that pretty girl in her pretty bridesmaid dress. What a great pic and wait, hold on. Did he just kung-fu that chick in the head? And did he just split his pants? This went from great pic to greatest pic ever.


Because real girls have curves

A wise man once said: “36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″. He later declared, “cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’. And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin.”


Rory McIlroy hit a 436-yard drive today. Here’s video.

Last year, I hit a 275-yard drive during a scramble with friends. I celebrated Happy Gilmore style, rode my driver like a goddamn pony—dropped my pants on the tee box, shook my wang at everybody. That was probably an over-the-top reaction. Today, Rory McIlroy hit a


Here’s perhaps the saddest display of fandom of 2014

Desperate bros dressed in LeBron jerseys at an Indians game–man, this is so, so sad. This is just unbelievably depressing. Can you imagine that city when LeBron drops the bomb on them—says he’s returning to Miami? Oh God, the horror.

Can we get a citywide cam