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Think your Valentine’s Day sucked? These people had it MUCH worse
Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
In Monday’s edition of Who Would You Rather, we have the lovely and talented Stacy Keibler versus pop sensation Selena Gomez. One has legs for days, one was tainted by Justin Bieber. You know what to do.
I can’t stop watching this woman falling over and over again. She’s my spirit animal.
These players might not win Dancing With the Stars, but they certainly win when it comes to creating a celebration dance when something good happens for them or their team.
Hannah Ferguson was one of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue rookies and frankly if she didn’t finish in at least second place they really need to check their ballots. Why? These pictures are one good reason.
Guyism’s resident female Chet Siegel gives you ten crazy beer facts to share with your drinking buddies.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some furry rascals, funny memes, sexy photobombs, and more!
You know who hates The Bachelor? ABC. Not the show, just Juan Pablo. Dude is in hot water again after using the word “retard” in a tweet. The season finale’s on tonight. Here’s what else you need to watch.
Just about everyone has felt that awkward sense of being a gym-outsider at some point in their lives, whether it was your first PE class or after you put on that freshmen 25.
Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart is just the gift that keeps on giving. Her Instagram videos continue to amaze and today she’s done it again, posting one of her playing tennis complete with the sexy grunting we so enjoy about women’s tennis.
It can happen with no warning at all: Sudden Silent Treatment. Protect yourself from this highly unpleasant state by knowing how to find the something behind her “Nothing.”
Here’s a lesson they probably don’t teach in drivers ed — if you cut someone off, don’t put your hands up to apologies, because you’re likely to get a digit bit off.
As a native-born Floridian who no longer lives in the South, the topic of Florida’s never-ending output of weird news is something I talk about almost daily.
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we see some crazy goats, a dude on acid, new Lochness Monster theories and more!
Back in July of last year we introduced you to Vietnamese American model Jenny Nguyen by showing you a sexy video she made. Guess what? She just made another sexy video you really need to see.
Sports and drinking go hand in hand, but sometimes things get out of hand. Like WAY out of hand. Here are the top 10 drunkest moments in sports fan history.
The best way to ensure victory during a wrestling match? Farting in your opponents face of course. How has nobody thought of that before? This guy is an entrepreneur, the Thomas Edison of the fart-grappling world.
If there are two things we most certainly love it’s Nina Agdal and Beach Bunny Swimwear so when you combine the two and take photographs, well, that’s what we call sexy synergy.
I was wrong. Miley Cyrus hasn’t run out of ways to keep her name in the news. Now she’s having happy accidents where she’s “forced” to perform in her underwear during one of her Bangerz concerts.
To help you get the most bang for your $1 bills, we consulted illustrious stripper Elle Stanger from Portland’s famed Lucky Devil Lounge to find out what not to do when you’re at the rack.
I’m very excited today to announce a giveaway from Sol Republic of their Tracks Collegiate Series headphones in honor of March Madness.
Despicable Me 2 looked like a hilarious kid’s flick. Turns out it was just smut.
Tonight Show legend Johnny Carson was also apparently quite legendary in the bedroom as well if reports of a sex tape are to be believed.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the most viral video of 2014—”ice cream van.” A video that rivals YouTube greats like “Charlie bit my finger” and “Kid high as a kite after dentist.” Yes, it’s that good. Yes, I’ve watched it 50 times
Sad news bros, Sbarro filed for Chapter 11 today. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce about some of our favorite things from America’s greatest pizza place.
The newest Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer dropped last night and it is glorious.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Nobody photoshops fake nude photos of Kate Upton and gets away with it as one Web site is learning. The phony photo pheatures a photoshopped pic from an SI shoot with the headline, “Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014.”
Most people have a love/hate relationship with clowns. People who make a living portraying clowns love them and the rest of the world pretty much hates them.
If you didn’t like Justin Bieber before, these videos of him giving a deposition over a lawsuit where his bodyguard allegedly beat up a photographer most certainly won’t change your mind.
When it comes to oral sex, maybe it’s time to start phoning it in. Just don’t forget to use a dental dam…on your phone…when using this app.
This is an important post about two women in bikinis. Two women thought to be the hottest WAGs in sports. Let me reiterate how important this is.
A 22-year-old man lost a drunken bet five years ago. It was time to pay up.
South Park has been on the air for 17 seasons now, which probably comes as a bit of a surprise since a lot of you probably haven’t watched it in the last ten years. Yes, South Park is still going strong.
This video is labeled “knock out” and that about sums it up.
Aaron Craft hustles harder than any basketball player before him. He's on the Mount Rushmore of hustle. Just look at all these times Craft played the game the right way, all these times Craft's high motor and sneaky athleticism gave him an edge on the competition.
Olympic bobsledder…err, hurdler…whatever, Lolo Jones is finally getting a little R & R as she shared these bikini pics of a little vacation she took over the weekend.
Argument about blown call in pick-up basketball game goes next level when dudes start throwing weights
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, don’t bring weapons to a pick-up basketball game because there are plenty around.
There’s a thousand and one reasons to use profanity (anger, surprise, boredom), but did you know there’s possible health benefits as well?
Some crazy woman in the Finnish basketball league went Kermit Washington on her opponent, leveling her with perhaps the worst sucker punch we’ve seen in years.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, the Jerry Seinfeld vehicle in a vehicle, got the porn parody treatment.