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Alcohol
How to make a Surfer on Absinthe shot
Now that absinthe is legal (not the hallucinogenic good stuff) in the US, it’s starting to turn up in more bars across the country. Unfortunately, with the exception of the Sazerac, not many people know what to do with it.
Apps
New Hyundai app for your car is incredibly slick
Auto manufacturers love integrating your smartphone with your car. It means that they no longer need to manufacture one of those key fobs for you
TV
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s love of porn leads to ‘Jeopardy’ FAIL
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s appearance on Jeopardy didn’t lead to a victory but it did lead to an incredibly uncomfortable moment. In this clip, Kareem reverts to the good ol’ days when we had ‘X’ ratings for movies.
Humor
10 of the dumbest urban legends of all time
You’d think the Internet (being the ultimate fact checking resource that it is) would kill any urban legend before it had a chance to spread but it actually makes it worse.
Gaming
Capcom getting the message, might nix on-disc DLC
The house that Mega Man and Street Fighter built has been the receipt of a considerable amount or rage as of late, and it has made an impact: Capcom might be doing away with on-disc DLC in the near future.
Humor
Man enraged after being ejected from all-you-can-eat for eating too much
Bill Wisth went to restaurant Chuck’s Place for an all-you-can-eat fish fry. As the restaurant ran low on fish, they reversed their policy. Now, Wisth turns to Milwaukee NBC affiliate TMJ4 still hungry…for some justice.
Celebs
Candice Swanepoel in an odd, sexy photo shoot
What do you get when you combine Candice Swanepoel, a fashion magazine, and Japan? You get this disturbing yet somehow sexy photo shoot.
Alcohol
‘Whiskey Dick’ is lube that tastes just like whiskey
“Whiskey Dick” whiskey flavored lube is the exact product that I never knew I needed or wanted. Thank you, Epic Meal Time, for providing me the perfect way to convince white trash to come home with me
Sports
Shaq hilariously paints abs on himself for shirt-off with Chuck
The long awaited shirt-off between Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal featured Colonel Sanders, the Pillsbury Doughboy and painted on abs.
Advice
9 health-related reasons women should want sex
Unless they’re in a committed and happy relationship, women tend to (tend to, I said) need multiple reasons for hopping in the sack with a lover.
Humor
Amusement park visitor kicked out for sexy stripper pole dance
Here’s video of a classy broad doing a strip tease on a Cedar Point amusement park flag pole.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre-Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez catfight and a G-spot diagram for the fellas
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
Gaming
‘Ghost Recon: Future Soldier’ ad is actually a 20 minute short film
Ghost Recon Alpha is Ubisoft’s attempt at alerting everyone to the fact that their latest Tom Clancy inspired game is out next week. You wouldn’t think a 20+ minute long mini movie would be as effective as a 30 second long spot, but you’d be kind of wrong.