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The 38 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

Food

Help name this ridiculous Burger King food hack

McDonald’s has the McGangbang and the Land, Sea, and Air; now the the creepiest royal in the fast food game is getting into the foray with this Burger King food hack involving the dumbest collection of patties you’ll see outside of Epic Meal Time.

Humor

We need to talk about this picture

Ladies and gentlemen, animals who use the internet and Kim Kardashian, we need to sit down and have a frank discussion about these mammaries—these huge, giant, kinda gross, kinda wonderful mammaries.

Sports

The first ever WORLDSTAR fight involving alligators

I’ve been told that golfing in the south is a whole different animal. Scurrying into the woods because of snakes is a no-no—so too is hanging out near water hazards because of gators. I say this because I stumbled on this video of two gators going

Celebs

Charisma Carpenter got very naked for her birthday

We’ve told you in the past that Charisma Carpenter is AMAZING on social media and yesterday she proved it by posting a picture of herself naked for her 44th birthday. I dare say that she is the hottest 44 year-old on the planet.

Weird News

7 of the kinkiest festivals in the world

Because you need more things to cross off your bucket list here are seven of the world’s kinkiest adult festivals to pencil into your calendar — all ranked from wholesomely virginal to downright debaucherous.