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6 sexual positions you only use in college

College sex is weirder than what you find in a hoarder’s basement. Not only is this a time where you’re having sex more frequently, you’re doing it in more awkward spaces. Thankfully, you’ll never have to use these sex positions again.


This 41-shot table tennis rally is absolutely insane

Listen, I don’t want to brag but I’m the best table tennis player you know. Seriously. I won a tournament in Mexico just a few months ago. Granted, it was at a resort and most of the people were drunk but whatever, I won. Anyway, here’s


PSA: Zoe Saldana posed naked for a magazine

Thanks to a new photo shoot of Zoe Saldana naked when we all head to the theaters to watch Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend we can have those pics in the back of our mind, which is why she did them I’m sure.


Asian Morgan Freeman is the doppelganger to top all doppelgangers

I get a lot of emails, a lot of readers telling me "this is the best thing I've ever seen" with a subsequent link to something that's not the best thing I've ever seen. But this morning, I actually spit out my coffee. This morning I actually laughed for five solid minutes.