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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Guyism Now
Humor
This guy can play guitar and basketball at the SAME TIME
A guy named Ben Lapps can play guitar and basketball. But he doesn’t have to do each thing individually like you and I, no sir. He’s got both done at once.
Sports
Kate Upton and Justin Verlander probably aren’t going out anymore
The on-again/off-again relationship of Kate Upton and Justin Verlander appears to be off permanently after the supermodel tweeted this to one of Verlander’s friends.
Celebs
Wardrobe Malfunctions: 30 hilarious celebrity fails
Wardrobe malfunctions are the classic “oops” moment for celebrities. Some laugh it off, tweet out their mishap like Sofia Vergara. Others hide in shame and blame perverted paparazzi like Anne Hathaway. Take a look at this Guyism list of the 30 most hilarious celebrity wardrobe malfunctions.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Heather Locklear brings us back to the 80s
Heather Locklear stars on tonight’s episode of Franklin & Bash. At 51, she’s still quite lovely. Here she is aerobicizing in the 80s.
Celebs
Miley Cyrus’ video for ‘We Can’t Stop’ is loaded with WTF
So Miley Cyrus’ music video for “We Can’t Stop” finally came out so maybe we can stop hearing about it now. Oh, wait, we can’t because it looks like a high school AV film project gone berserk.
Movies
The LEGO Movie is a real thing and has a new trailer
I’m not a numbers guy, but Lego might be the most successful toy of all time. Who knew simple blocks could take over the world to the extent that they have. Now we even have a trailer for 2014 blockbuster, The Lego Movie.
Celebs
Jenny McCarthy the latest to sex things up in a Carl’s Jr. commercial
Carl’s Jr. is back with another sexy commercial, this time featuring one Jenny McCarthy. Why Jenny McCarthy? Because bewbs.
Advice
Does a guy need money to get women?
The amount of cash you roll is something that MAY give you an advantage, but it’s not in any way a requirement. It will, however, help you attract the kind of women you DON’T want. Here’s why.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 25 hilarious Hump Day photos
In today’s Must See Imagery for Hump Day we have some excellent photobombs, furry rascals, gorgeous women, and more!
TV
Watch Showtime’s new ‘Ray Donovan’ for free
I think this is a pretty good idea, personally. Show’s not bad either.
TV
What to watch tonight: Franklin & Bash season premiere
Yes, I’m a Franklin & Bash fine and frankly, you should be too. There’s literally nothing else on TV worthwhile except the Stanley Cup Finals.
Gadgets
Smartphone cover doubles as a stun gun, tested out on two random guys
Yellow Jacket’s new iPhone case can sling 650,000 volts of stunning capability at an interloper. So here it is being tested by the company’s CEO on two journalists from Free Enterprise.
Celebs
Courtney Stodden got a boob job, because of course she did
Courtney Stodden got a boob job the other day, boosting them up to a DD, and like every normal person out there she had it all caught on video for posterity. Your move, Farrah Abraham.
Advice
10 things that will happen if you go to law school
So you want to go to law school, huh? Get ready to have people you barely know walk up and ask you if you’re okay after class.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for June 19
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a creatively groomed dog contest, a suit of armor made for a guinea pig, and more!
Humor
This week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some people who share way too much, grammar catastrophes, socially oblivious people, and more!
TV
‘Channing All Over Your Tatum’ official music video
“Channing is the best!” – Jamie Fox. That perfectly sums up the sexy lady-filled music video for “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” I would certainly channing all over Miley Cyrus and Olivia Munn’s Tatum.
Celebs
Charlie Sheen fires Selma Blair from ‘Anger Management’ with the C-word
I’ve posted about both the C-word and the N-word today. What’s next, the F-word?
Sports
Guyism mash-up: Heat fans exiting arena to dramatic music
Hundreds of Heat fans left American Airlines arena before the final buzzer sounded. They missed out on a dramatic comeback, one for the ages. Several tried to get back in only to be denied. We've captured these dramatic moments and set them to appropriate music.
Celebs
Hot on Instagram: Logan Melissa
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
Celebs
Kanye West is not the only ‘Michael Jordan’ of something
The ever-self-aware Kanye West referred to himself as “the Michael Jordan of music.” But the world is littered with examples of standouts alleging that they’re like Mike.
Celebs
Paula Deen said the N-word a lot
If you’re surprised by this, you shouldn’t be.
Advice
Steve Jobs talking about his legacy in never before seen footage is inspirational
Steve Jobs conducted this interview in 1994. It’s about his legacy and, realistically, he didn’t have a whole lot of a legacy yet. Maybe this’ll inspire you to greater things.
Style
What to wear for any wedding you’ll ever attend
Every man reaches that time in his life (usually his late 20's) when all of his friends seem to be getting married. Depending on where the friend is now living, who they're marrying, and their budget, a variety of wedding scenarios can get thrown your way.
Humor
Adult film star says she ‘ruined porn’ for her dad
A lot of dads might be angry if their daughter went into porn — and so is the father of top adult actress Stoya. But not for the reason you think.
Sports
Aaron Hernandez questioned by police in homicide investigation
Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was questioned by police in a homicide investigation. Hernandez does not appear to be a suspect but police have searched his home and last night emerged with a mysterious box, the contents of which are unknown.
Celebs
Shakira says she considered getting a boob job
Shakira, now of The Voice fame, says that not too long ago she considered getting a boob job as well as other plastic surgery.
Alcohol
Infographic: The awesome history of bourbon
Bourbon is America’s spirit, but it hasn’t been an easy road for the only good thing to come out of Kentucky besides chicken. This infographic illustrates the journey from Evan Williams’ first distillery to the bourbon bounty we have today.
Humor
Bear scales a tree right next to a guy, probably induces pants crapping
Just when you think you’ve gotten enough space from a bear, then you remember bears can climb trees and he saunters up next to you. Pants. Shat.
Food
How to make Jägermeister Chicken Tacos
Cooking with booze is nothing new, but rarely does collegiately popular Jäger come to mind when thinking of ingredients. This Jägermeister Chicken Tacos recipe isn’t just a novelty act though. They are genuinely delicious.
Humor
Guy talks sh-t on the bus, receives world’s worst beatdown
Some pudgy dude decided to mouth off and then received a bad beatdown in response. When I say bad, I mean comically bad, not violently bad. No winners here, folks.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (06.19.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Humor
Woman is unable to stop falling while walking during graduation
Walking in your graduation can be a nerve-wracking experience, I’m sure. So for some reason, this lady completely forgot how to walk.
Celebs
Rihanna hit a fan in the head with her microphone
Rihanna was performing at a concert Monday when a fan got a little too grabby and wouldn’t let go of the singer. So Rihanna rapped her on the head with her microphone (which of course was caught on video).
Sports
107 Twitter accounts were made for LeBron James’ headband
Let me start by saying that Twitter is a great place, a wonderful social medium to share breaking news, photos, videos, GIFs and random thoughts. It's also home to the parody account which, frankly, is the abyss of the internet, the black hole of comedy.
Humor
John McAfee answers how to uninstall McAfee Antivirus
For years, society has been plagued by questions of how to uninstall McAfee Antivirus. Former McAfee boss John McAfee took time away from his bizarre murder situation to answer it.
Food
Poisons you didn’t know you were eating
For instance, did you know that some of that “extra fiber” you are getting is coming in the form of sawdust?
Humor
Replacing Katie – Part two of our quest to find a new Speed Round host
The second part of Guyism’s search to find a new host for the Speed Round is on display for all to see. Watch and tell us who you like.
Food
Furious Pete devours Wendy’s 9 patty ‘T-Rex Burger’
Wendy’s T-Rex Burger is the stuff of legend. The 9-patty meal is fit for dinosaurs alone, but Furious Pete made eating one look easier than me putting down a couple Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers. And yes, he had fries with that.
Humor
Drunk guy attacks flight captain before flight
Something tells me this drunk dude was not able to get on his plane after he attacks a flight captain in the terminal for seemingly no good reason. Skip to 1:45 for action.