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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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Humor
The 15 most hilarious first world problems on Twitter
People love to complain publicly. Many people create their own troubles that fall under the hilarious category of “first world problems.” #NoOneCares
Humor
Must See Imagery: 32 hilarious pics to get you through Monday
In today’s Must See Imagery we work through our Monday blues with some hilarious animals, beautiful women, and more!
Sports
Goalie’s son adorably upstages retirement speech
Chelsea’s Paulo Ferreira was in the midst of a retirement speech when pint-sized Josh Turnbull stole his thunder.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘The Goodwin Games’, ‘Motive’
Will you watch The Goodwin Games tonight? No NBA so you might as well give it a try.
Celebs
Caroline Thompson stars in ‘The Sexiest Baking Show on Earth’
Remember that video of Melanie Iglesias that we shared last week that I called arguably the sexiest video of the year? Well, the people who made that one also made another one starring a model named Caroline Thompson.
Humor
7 mind-blowing Disney urban legends
Is Walt Disney’s body lying frozen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Was Donald Duck really banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants? Here’s the real story on these and more of the most popular Disney urban legends.
Humor
Below the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some celebrity appearances in the YouTube comments (fake and real?), a booty so nice wars have been fought for less, and more!
Humor
Nightclub installs two-way mirrors so guys can peep on girls
Scottish nightclub Shimmy Club has figured this whole “objectifying women” thing out to the next level.
Alcohol
The sexy orgin of the Cuba Libre cocktail
The Cuba Libre sounds like a fancy cocktail, but it’s really just a rum and Coke. There’s some fun history behind it though, which Bacardi is using in their new marketing campaign.
Humor
World’s worst scooter driver hits multiple cars, careens into sink hole
I have never rode a scooter and, as a result, have no clue how the whole world of scooting works. But neither does this Chinese guy who rode his scooter into several cars and then splattered into a sink hole.
Celebs
Ranking the hot hookups of Tiger Woods
Now that he’s back on top and we’ve had time to digest everything he’s done I thought this series of hookup histories would not be complete without taking a look at Tiger Woods alleged dating history.
Sports
The importance of cups in baseball
It’s important to wear cups in baseball. Cups protect your penis and your testicles from hazards on the field.
Humor
This is a kitten repeatedly trying to bitch slap a dog
This dog is basically the animal equivalent of the Dos Equis dude. Watch him maintain his cool as a kitten repeatedly tries to swipe at him for no reason.
Movies
First look at Jennifer Lawrence’s blue body suit as Mystique
Jennifer Lawrence is 10x more popular now than she was when X-Men: First Class hit theaters, so there’s 10x more attention on her blue body in X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Health
5 mind-blowing ways science has hacked the human body
Science fiction taught us that when science starts modifying the human body, it goes terrifyingly wrong. But the reality is that the body modifications that are right around the corner are way less frightening.
Humor
Classy Florida man in trouble after cannonball diving onto manatees
Ryan Waterman claims he had no clue it was illegal to bother a manatee. Sadly, it is, and his cannonball dive onto them was not a great idea.
Celebs
The Billboard Music Awards brought out the sexy ladies
As you know by now, the 2013 Billboard Music Awards show is in the books (complete with Miguel about killing some people). Here's a slightly different look at it as we take you on the red carpet and to the after party.
Humor
Tenacious D did the weather in New Zealand for some reason
I don’t really “get” the whole Tenacious D thing. Never have, never will. But Jack Black and Kyle Gass did the weather in New Zealand and I guess it was amusing?
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 20
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan comes to you from a familiar location to discuss this weekend’s Amtrak crash that has stranded her in Boston, a bacon problem in San Francisco, and more!
TV
‘Star Wars Rebels’ new animated series from Disney
Star Wars has new life thanks to Walt and his mousehouse buying Lucasfilm. Not only are new movies on the horizon, but production on new animated series titled Star Wars Rebels has begun.
Food
Reddit AMA with pizza delivery guy from Flint, Michigan
Pizza delivery guys have a shit job. Now imagine doing that in Flint, Michigan, the city with the highest murder rate per capita in America. One such brave soul did a Reddit AMA to share some of the entertaining and frightening stories.
Humor
Woman allegedly attempts to extort breast implants after a minor car accident
Go big or go home. If what police allege about Deborah Yi is correct, she was living that mantra on two fronts.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.20.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
So is Beyonce pregnant or not?
This whole “Is Beyonce pregnant or not” situation is starting to bug me. Let’s break down the facts as we currently know them.
Sports
Donte Stallworth nabbed by CIA after taking pics of headquarters
Today in bad ideas—taking pics at CIA headquarters. Wide receiver Donte Stallworth received a warning from CIA security after stopping on the side of the road to take photos.
Alcohol
Vulcan Ale is the unofficial beer of Star Trek
Trekkies rejoice; Vulcan Ale is becoming a real product! I caution you though, this new brew out of Canada could cause beer geeks and Star Trek geeks to combine forces to create some new species of mega-geek.
Movies
6 things every summer blockbuster has in common
Every summer, Hollywood spends billions of dollars trying to blow your mind with hot action thrill-rides with amazing special effects, but here are six things that every summer blockbuster has in common.
Humor
This woman thinks she’s too pretty to get a job
Laura Fernee is a 33-year-old woman who thinks that the reason she can’t hold a job is her ravishing beauty. Prepare your judgment!
Movies
Hangover Trilogy remix – ‘F*ck on Me’ by Mike Relm
Mike Relm remixed the Hangover trilogy in advance of Hangover III. The movie actually looks good, but I might just watch Mike Relm’s remix a few more times and save the $12 a ticket would cost. NSFW language, obviously.
Music
The best and worst of the Billboard Music Awards
Miguel leg-dropped a woman in spectacular fashion during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Here are some other best and worst moments.
Celebs
Nikki Du Plessis is a sexy South African ‘one to watch’
Nikki Du Plessis is a sexy model from South Africa that you may not have heard of before. Luckily our buds over at Kaloopy Media know her and shot a smoking hot new video with her.
Humor
Bear chasing man up tree is the most Russian thing ever
This video from a couple years back is picking up viral steam now. And with good reason since it features a bear chasing a Russian man up a tree. No, really.
Sports
Miguel Cabrera goes 4-4 with 3 home runs; is really good at baseball
Sunday night was big for guys named Miguel. One nearly decapitated a woman on live TV and the other had one of the best offensive games in MLB history.
Advice
6 unexpected things that may end a relationship
Single people often seem to be pining for someone to love and spend their days with. But they may not realize that being part of a couple brings on its own set of issues to deal with.
TV
Game of Thrones recap: Review of Season 3 Episode 8 ‘Second Sons’
The latest Game of Thrones episode just aired on HBO. You need to know what I think so you know what to think. So let’s talk about Game of Thrones S03E08 “Second Sons” starting…now.
Music
Miguel lands on a fan’s head during Billboard Music Awards
Miguel attempted to jump over a group of fans during tonight’s Billboard Music Awards. He failed miserably. In the process, he crushed some poor lady’s head.
TV
7 of the most subtly depressing sitcom premises of all time
The sitcom is a staple of the American television experience. Wholesome, simple, for years its familiar laugh track has served as the cue for us to turn off our brains, curl up on the couch and descend into a blissful, stupid nirvana.
Sports
Alexis Normand gives us the worst national anthem anthem ever
Everyone take note, this is how you butcher our national anthem. During today’s Memorial Cup, Alexis Normand (a Canadian folk and jazz singer) valiantly pushed through the song despite fumbling and bumbling most of the words. It’s painful.
Humor
Saturday Night Links: Enjoyable
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
Movies
Here is the ‘Anchorman 2′ trailer
The Anchorman 2 trailer was just released and uh, it’s not really a trailer. It’s the News 4 team standing around firing off one-liners. A friendly reminder that this movie will never live up to the hype.