There are freakouts and there are absolute meltdowns. This guy’s reaction falls somewhere north of Chernobyl.
Demolition derby needs less cars and more meth houses.
It’s free Slurpee day from 7-Eleven! Rejoice and get brain freeze! Here’s everything you need to know about how to claim your free Slurpee.
The guy who is really good at impersonating a girl is back. Again.
Brett Rutledge will soon be the bearer of a new Alabama state fishing record, after hauling in a gargantuan 84.9 pound Cubera Snapper off of Dauphin Island.
A couple of weeks ago it was reported that Selena Gomez was thinking about getting a boob job (for Justin Bieber, ugh). Now new pics have us wondering if she didn’t already do it.
Wow, that dude can really jump. And look at that pretty girl in her pretty bridesmaid dress. What a great pic and wait, hold on. Did he just kung-fu that chick in the head? And did he just split his pants? This went from great pic to greatest pic ever.
I'm angry this morning. I'm angry because the Twitter mob and the self-righteous assholes on Facebook got their way again. 17-year-old World Cup fan Axelle Despiegelaere lost her modeling contract with L'Oreal because she said something stupid on social media.
As it turns out, “fuck her right in the pussy” is not something TV stations want broadcasted to millions of people. This poor schmuck learned that lesson the hard way.
Because I know most of you Guyism readers are sporting $180K+ cars around town, I just wanted to remind you to not let valets park them.
In tonight’s Throwback Who Would You Rather, we pit the very best of the 80s—Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford. Who you got?
You know what makes reminiscing about some of the best and most fun films of the 1980′s better? Reminiscing about them by looking at amazing GIFs of those films.
In today’s edition of the Must See Imagery we take a look at the funniest photos on the web from Facebook, Tumblr, and Reddit.
I hate summer, I hate the heat, I hate the humidity, I’m an insufferable curmudgeon when the summer temps spike, and I’m unapologetic about my hatred of the heat.
Bar Refaeli. What can we say that hasn’t already been said? I mean, put her in sexy lingerie and BOOM, greatness happens.
Now I want to watch The Sopranos and play Grand Theft Auto.
What a short, strange trip it was.
This review of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ from The Onion’s Peter Rosenthal has basically told me everything I need to know about the movie.
Doesn’t it seem like we had way more cool choices in the cereal aisle back in the 1990s? That’s because we did and sadly, 26 of those cereals are now gone forever.
Ring girl, model, and bodybuilder Michelle Ulibarri is the embodiment of outstanding modern ambition let loose upon both the camera and the American fitness industry.
There are simply too many ‘WTF’ stories to come out of Florida every week for me to report on in real-time.
I still don’t know what Sara Jean Underwood’s been doing since Attack of the Show went off the air, but whatever it is she’s definitely still staying in yoga pants shape.
Why is it that in TV commercials we’re expected to believe anything and everything?
Sex is a lot like soccer.
We’ve reached peak LeBron everyone. Within hours, we’ll know where King James is taking his talents. As such, here are 18 ridiculous headlines we hope to see.
Vanessa Hudgens is back showing off her cute little bod as the spokesperson for Bongo wearing their latest gear and looking as sexy as ever.
Can we get her a role in the next X-Men movie? Clearly this qualifies as a superpower, right?
Most of us like our celebrities to be well-spoken. However, some had to work harder than others. Here are 13 celebrities who had to overcome speech impediments throughout their lives.
Not one to pick nits, but Kim Kardashian is about as much a “working mom” as I am a billionaire industrialist playboy who dresses up as a bat and fights a rogues gallery of evil villains.
This video taught me two very valuable lessons.
A wise man once said: “36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″. He later declared, “cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’. And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin.”
Since Brazil needs as much positivity as possible this week, we thought that reminding them that they still have Gisele Bundchen would make her the perfect choice for this week’s “Throwback Thursday.”
We’ve seen a lot of experimental sports promotions over the years. Some have struck marketing gold, while some (10-cent beer night, anyone?) are embarrassing to even mention.
The minute Richard Branson figures out this whole “live on another planet” thing I’m punching my ticket out.
Hover hands in FULL EFFECT! Watch as some nerd was lucky enough to get called on stage to be straddled by Rihanna only to go into full brain lockdown as he can’t figure out what to do with his hands.
Last year, I hit a 275-yard drive during a scramble with friends. I celebrated Happy Gilmore style, rode my driver like a goddamn pony—dropped my pants on the tee box, shook my wang at everybody. That was probably an over-the-top reaction. Today, Rory McIlroy hit a
How many out there remember when Australian singer/actress/model Sophie Monk was here in the States trying to make it big? Sadly she’s now back in Australia, but as you can see from this new Instagram video she is a woman of many talents.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Nine reasons? Speaking from experience, ninety reasons would be just as easy to compile.
President Snow is back with another address for the people of Panem in this new teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1. However, this one doesn’t go quite as smoothly as you will see.
TGI Friday’s is too classy for an all-you-can-eat buffet, but not an all-you-can-eat appetizer extravaganza! Time to finally ask out that thicky thick girl you eye every time the Nelly song comes on.
Just two guys in a Walmart, contemplating the idea of stealing a TV.
Desperate bros dressed in LeBron jerseys at an Indians game–man, this is so, so sad. This is just unbelievably depressing. Can you imagine that city when LeBron drops the bomb on them—says he’s returning to Miami? Oh God, the horror.
Can we get a citywide cam
Is that a…?
Daniel Bryan might not return to a WWE ring for a long time. Possibly never.
Some naked photos of Ashley Benson of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ hit the Internet today. Now we just have to figure out if they’re real. I’ll let you be the judge.
We’ve quietly been collecting the evidence, and feel pretty confident in questioning the origins of these “people.” I mean, James Franco? There’s no way he’s from this planet.
Don’t try this at home. None of it.
This is peak internet sleuthing right here. This is pretty much why the internet is both terribly frightening and unbelievably fascinating. A web developer did some digging on LeBronJames.com and unearthed some info---info that ultimately says what his team he's going to.
The concept is so damn simple — music videos, minus the music, but with all the sounds made by the people in the video.