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The Red Wedding Crashers
60-second tribute to post-sex moments in movies
The 999 Challenge: Nine Beers, Nine Hot Dogs, Nine Innings
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Yellow Jacket’s new iPhone case can sling 650,000 volts of stunning capability at an interloper. So here it is being tested by the company’s CEO on two journalists from Free Enterprise.
Courtney Stodden got a boob job the other day, boosting them up to a DD, and like every normal person out there she had it all caught on video for posterity. Your move, Farrah Abraham.
So you want to go to law school, huh? Get ready to have people you barely know walk up and ask you if you’re okay after class.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a creatively groomed dog contest, a suit of armor made for a guinea pig, and more!
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some people who share way too much, grammar catastrophes, socially oblivious people, and more!
“Channing is the best!” – Jamie Fox. That perfectly sums up the sexy lady-filled music video for “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.” I would certainly channing all over Miley Cyrus and Olivia Munn’s Tatum.
I’ve posted about both the C-word and the N-word today. What’s next, the F-word?
Hundreds of Heat fans left American Airlines arena before the final buzzer sounded. They missed out on a dramatic comeback, one for the ages. Several tried to get back in only to be denied. We've captured these dramatic moments and set them to appropriate music.
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
The ever-self-aware Kanye West referred to himself as “the Michael Jordan of music.” But the world is littered with examples of standouts alleging that they’re like Mike.
If you’re surprised by this, you shouldn’t be.
Steve Jobs conducted this interview in 1994. It’s about his legacy and, realistically, he didn’t have a whole lot of a legacy yet. Maybe this’ll inspire you to greater things.
Every man reaches that time in his life (usually his late 20's) when all of his friends seem to be getting married. Depending on where the friend is now living, who they're marrying, and their budget, a variety of wedding scenarios can get thrown your way.
A lot of dads might be angry if their daughter went into porn — and so is the father of top adult actress Stoya. But not for the reason you think.
Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was questioned by police in a homicide investigation. Hernandez does not appear to be a suspect but police have searched his home and last night emerged with a mysterious box, the contents of which are unknown.
Shakira, now of The Voice fame, says that not too long ago she considered getting a boob job as well as other plastic surgery.
Bourbon is America’s spirit, but it hasn’t been an easy road for the only good thing to come out of Kentucky besides chicken. This infographic illustrates the journey from Evan Williams’ first distillery to the bourbon bounty we have today.
Just when you think you’ve gotten enough space from a bear, then you remember bears can climb trees and he saunters up next to you. Pants. Shat.
Cooking with booze is nothing new, but rarely does collegiately popular Jäger come to mind when thinking of ingredients. This Jägermeister Chicken Tacos recipe isn’t just a novelty act though. They are genuinely delicious.
Some pudgy dude decided to mouth off and then received a bad beatdown in response. When I say bad, I mean comically bad, not violently bad. No winners here, folks.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Walking in your graduation can be a nerve-wracking experience, I’m sure. So for some reason, this lady completely forgot how to walk.
Rihanna was performing at a concert Monday when a fan got a little too grabby and wouldn’t let go of the singer. So Rihanna rapped her on the head with her microphone (which of course was caught on video).
Let me start by saying that Twitter is a great place, a wonderful social medium to share breaking news, photos, videos, GIFs and random thoughts. It's also home to the parody account which, frankly, is the abyss of the internet, the black hole of comedy.
For years, society has been plagued by questions of how to uninstall McAfee Antivirus. Former McAfee boss John McAfee took time away from his bizarre murder situation to answer it.
For instance, did you know that some of that “extra fiber” you are getting is coming in the form of sawdust?
The second part of Guyism’s search to find a new host for the Speed Round is on display for all to see. Watch and tell us who you like.
Wendy’s T-Rex Burger is the stuff of legend. The 9-patty meal is fit for dinosaurs alone, but Furious Pete made eating one look easier than me putting down a couple Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers. And yes, he had fries with that.
Something tells me this drunk dude was not able to get on his plane after he attacks a flight captain in the terminal for seemingly no good reason. Skip to 1:45 for action.
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team say, “Go f*ck yourself, San Diego,” in the new Anchorman 2 trailer. They’ve got bigger whale’s vagina to fry now that it’s the 80s.
Game 6 of the Heat-Spurs series may go down as one of the best playoff games of the last quarter century. It fulfilled every possible ingredient for a classic—great defensive plays, miracle shots, controversial officiating and a pimp slap dunk.
Melanie Denholme, for those unfamiliar, is one of the UK’s leading new scream queens. And you know how we love us some scream queens.
Playing sports is a lot of fun. So is drinking. Usually, those two activities aren’t mixed.
Mike Miller lost his shoe during play and the next thing you know he’s throwing it at Dubya. Wait, what?
In the midst of Bill Simmons breaking down the first half and Magic talking nonsensically, a Heat fan was getting her boobs grabbed.
Our very own Katie Nolan scared of a little bitty mouse headlines tonight’s GIFs.
John Mayer is cool, you guys. He reads the Internet just like us. But how do we know! Here’s how: He’s got the Prancercise chick in his new video for song “Paper Dolls”. One of us. One of us.
w00tstout is Stone Brewing Co’s latest collaboration is with Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton. The first images of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles, illustrated by brilliant cartoonist Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue, look amazing.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, gorgeous women, perfectly timed photos, and more!
Have you ever wanted to have a PMS Pizza or a Bondage Pie? You might not think so, but you probably have. Some of the slang used by pizza preppers is less than desirable, which is why they tend to keep it in the kitchen.