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Guyism Now
Humor
9 types of drivers that piss everyone off
Traffic in America is getting worse every year, but drivers have always been consistently shitty. Have you ever wondered why every time you get in your car you seem to be the only competent one out there?
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Reverse eating GIFs
This amazing GIF of a man eating cotton candy in reverse leads tonight’s GIF meme.
Movies
A big pile of new ‘Man Of Steel’ images
Jimmy Olsen is a girl in this movie. Start writing your fan fiction now.
Celebs
Candice Boucher was created to model bikinis
Candice Boucher, arguably the second sexiest model from South Africa, has been missing from this site for way, way too long. It’s been almost two years. We remedy that today with two sexy new videos (including one in a bikini).
TV
Fox News: 16 lies, blunders and conspiracy theories
Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News has been accused of a lot of negative things over the years. These are the 16 most glaring lie, blunders and conspiracy theories about the network.
Movies
Blazed Movie Reviews: ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’
They have those machines on the Enterprise that can make anything, right? I wonder if Scotty ever made a bong.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 hilarious photos to get you through the weekend
In today’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including adorable animals, even more adorable cleavage, and more!
Alcohol
45 ways to open a beer – the ultimate compilation
There are two things we can all use more of – beer and ways to open beer. This compilation of YouTube’s finest beer opening techniques will have you honing your skills for days.
TV
What to watch this weekend: ‘Mad Men’, ‘Game of Thrones’
Some unfortunate scheduled by the NBA has led to a weekend devoid of many games. Elsewhere, Game of Thrones and Mad Men continue their Sunday night dominance. Here’s what you need to watch this weekend.
Sports
Nate Diaz suspended for calling fellow UFC fighter, ‘biggest fag in the world’
UFC had no choice but to suspend Nate Diaz after he called another fighter the “biggest fag in the world” on Twitter. Diaz has since deleted the account but the damage had already been done.
Celebs
Christina Hendricks shows why she’s our favorite ‘Mad Men’ star
Christina Hendricks pretty much defies description. She is almost one of a kind. Name another female celebrity that possesses all the attributes that Christina Hendricks possesses. You simply can’t.
TV
Jim O’Heir creates ‘Abercrombie for Fat People’
Jimmy Kimmel Live addressed the Abercrombie anti-fat fiasco by having Parks and Rec star Jim O’Heir demonstrate how fat people can still wear Abercrombie clothes. Well, Abercrombercrombercrombie & Fitch.
Sports
The most revealing Freudian slips in sports broadcasting
When the average Joe has a slip of the tongue it’s not a big deal. When this happens to an athlete or commentator… miked up… on live television, well that’s a different matter altogether.
TV
‘Dexter’ season 8 official trailer reveals new nemesis
Showtime released its official trailer for Dexter Season 8, and it finally reveals who his main foe will be in this his final year of killing.
Humor
This dog is super into Adele songs
The dog in this video, Rev, has heard this song by Adele since he was a puppy. When he hears it now, he has to get up and “sing.”
Food
Kid buys Coke recipe on eBay for $15 million
When the supposed recipe for Coke went up on eBay this week, a teenage kid did what we all would have done. He bid $15 million for it. Now he has 3 days to come up with the cash or eBay will murder his family.
Celebs
Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Humor
Dad teaches girl about driving in Russia with idiots
A dad explains to his daughter the dangers of driving in Russia on their car’s dash cam. Then, a real life example happens before their eyes as a reckless motorcyclist eats it. Hard.
Celebs
25 GIFs Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chick gifs
The lovely Melanie Iglesias, Angelina Jolie and a mystery woman highlight this week hot chick GIFs.
Humor
Brothel owner blasts LinkedIn’s prostitute ban
LinkedIn’s decision to prevent prostitutes from using the site to market themselves has one legal brothel owner feeling, well, screwed.
TV
10 greatest comedy shows of all time
Comedies come and go as people’s TV tastes change, but some shows hold a place in our hearts forever. Are these the 10 best TV comedies of all time? We’ll let you decide.
Humor
The Weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan answers all your viewer email questions, like which Nickelodeon game show she’d rather be on and FAVORITE CAKE.
Humor
Man arrested after rubbing his dong on a pepperoni
“Why are you in jail?” “I murdered a guy.” “Me too. How about you, new guy?” “I rubbed my penis on pepperoni and got caught.”
Celebs
Catalina Otalvaro has the best Instagram account on the Web
Catalina Otalvaro. Remember her? Anyone who is a long-time reader of Guyism does. She was at or near the top of the Guyism 100 for several weeks early in 2012.
Food
5 lb. sushi bowl challenge on ‘Stuffed’
How much rice and raw seafood can you eat in five minutes? If you said anything less than five pounds, don’t bother stepping up to this challenge. Even some of Stuffed‘s amateur competitive eaters couldn’t cut the wasabi mustard.
Alcohol
Partying and awesomeness now illegal at Michigan Tech
Guyism’s favorite rockstar alcoholic, Ali Spagnola, was deemed to dangerous for Michigan Tech University. Ali tells the tale of being actively blocked from playing her Power Hour drinking show and being banned from even hanging out in the bars.
Humor
Angry Maserati owner pays guys to destroy $420,000 car in protest
When you’re wealthy enough to buy a Maserati, you’re probably wealthy enough to also destroy a Maserati. One owner was so frustrated with poor customer service that he opted to have his car smashed to bits outside the Chinese dealership.
Sports
JJ Watt visits boy with leukemia who named robot after him
J.J. Watt may have finally met his match in the form of a robot named after him. ‘Watt’ is owned and operated by 12-year-old leukemia patient Cristian Beasley who uses it to attend classes.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.17.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Selena Gomez gets her groove on behind the scenes
Selena Gomez released her sexy music video for her song “Come & Get It” last week, but this video shows Selena and her dancers back in the studio getting down to the song.
Humor
This is a video of a prisoner knocking a female corrections officer out cold
Not sure how to set up this video other than to say “Wow is this f’d up.” Within, a prisoner gets angry for some reason and cold-cocks an unsuspecting corrections officer in a brutal KO.
TV
Steve Carrell delivers one final, ‘that’s what she said’
Steve Carrell delivered two lines as Michael Scott in The Office finale. One was his Mona Lisa.
Entertainment
’90s Island’ is nostalgia overload
Reading is for losers, but we’ll make exception for Marty Beckerman’s ’90s Island: A Novella. It’s a ridiculous tale of using Kickstarter to fund the recreation of the ’90s and even has an era-appropriate promotional website.
Sports
LA Kings’ Dustin Penner breaks out his unique humor in hilarious new podcast
Dustin Penner has some of the best tweets on the Web (going after Nickelback and calling out McDonald’s). Listen to what he thinks about the NHL playoffs, stalkers, catfishers, and more in this funny new podcast.
Sports
Sports GIFs, memes and screencaps of the week
The Ian Kinsler slide, LFL players twerking and Mike Babcock rollin’ with his homies lead this week’s edition of sports memes and GIFs.
Humor
The history of that weird ‘S’ thing people drew growing up
YouTuber the1janitor came across that S thing that kids used to draw growing up and tried to find out where he came from. The origin is more confusing than you’d think.
Celebs
Heather Graham hasn’t aged in like 20 years
Heather Graham is in the upcoming Hangover Part III so it only makes sense that she posed for this sexy new photo shoot and video for Vegas magazine.
Humor
This Asian baby is really bad at saying ‘frog’
A little girl tries to say frog. It sounds like profanity. Kids these days have no class, basically.
Sports
Warriors thank fans after elimination from playoffs
An outstanding season for the Golden State Warriors came to an end last night. A bounce here, a bounce there in Game 1 and maybe we’re telling a different story. But alas, the veteran Spurs were too much to handle.
Humor
9 phrases no guy ever wants to hear
Every guy is different. Some of us like sports, some like the theater, some like to dress up, and some are afraid to wear pants. So it’s hard to find things that just about every guy agrees on.