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How far will people go for free crap from Craigslist?
Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
By now you should know that love us some Leanna Decker, the 2012 Cybergirl of the Year, so anytime she shoots a new bikini video it’s cause for celebration. And that’s even more the case today as she brought along a couple of hot friends.
Life is stressful enough without having to deal with a jerk cat.
The Craft Beer Protection Agency isn’t a real thing, but you’d think it deserved a TV show given how much the Brewers Association tweaks the definition of craft beer to suit their needs. The new definition of “craft beer” proves the previous one was off-point.
As much as you or I love our favorite teams, there are some celebrities out there who might just be even bigger fans than any of us. Who knows, you might learn a thing or two on how to be a fanatic from these stars.
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
According to TMZ, a former Detroit Lions player is involved in a murder-for-hire plot. Guys, where is Charles Rogers? Has anybody heard from Charles Rogers? Chuck, where are
Miley Cyrus tweeting out a photo of her hand shaped dildo might be a sign that she’s running out of ways to shock us. At least that’s what I am hoping.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
The University of Iowa has a rich wrestling tradition—23 national championships since 1975. Last night, the basketball team paid homage to their wrestling roots with this fancy judo takedown.
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
A Seattle resident was enjoying a nice burrito lunch when a stranger approached and requested a bite.
I was told that you get pink eye when someone rubs genitals in your face. Especially if those genitals are dirty, like a strippers. So what I'm trying to say is, wear goggles in the champagne room. Also, don't get botox injections. Because that's like herpes in your eye. Right Bob Costas?
There’s playing with your food, and then there’s these moments where’s it’s taken to whole new levels of deviancy. This is food like you never wanted to see it.
This happened in China, where they are way cooler about public nudity, and way stricter about getting places on time.
The POTUS is talking about r-e-s-p-e-r-e-t-c or something.
Wow, you’re really going to be a hit at the bar when you rattle off these insane baseball records.
True story, the Lakers suck. They suck hard. Last night they lost to the Clippers 142-94. No, I'm not making that up. It was arguably the worst defensive performance in NBA history. Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak was nearly in tears after this Blake Griffin tomahawk lob.
When I saw this photo of Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton naked on Instagram I thought it might be something you folks might find of interest. I know, I’m really rolling the dice here, aren’t I?
Life isn’t easy as a stoner, people often don’t take you seriously, and even the most menial of tasks can seem monumental.
Poor Lindsay Lohan. Girl was putting her life back together, got a reality series on Oprah’s network. Then last night, a porn site released these images from a Lindsay Lohan sextape.
Another day, another fan incident in college basketball. Hawaii coach Gib Arnold had just been T’d up by a ref when a UC-Santa Barbara bro ran onto the court and got up in his face. The fan looked irate and not of sound mind. Take a
Miranda Kerr edged out Jennifer Aniston by 20 votes in last night’s Who Would You Rather. Today she takes on everyone’s favorite redhead, Christina Hendricks.
Gameboy and a cake? Please marry me random lady. She leads tonight’s edition of GIFs.
If you’re a bit of an exhibitionist, flattered by the occasional voyeur, or simply want to indulge in James Bond-like fantasies of secret, underwater lairs — then these incredible underwater hotel rooms are made just for you.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some furry rascals, funny memes, sexy photobombs, and more!
I would make sweet, sweet love to Sarah Rafferty of Suits. Also, Meghan Markle. Also, Abigail Spencer. I would not make sweet love to Khloe Kardashian however. She’s a wookie. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Remember Barbara Desiree? The ridiculously sexy brunette beauty we introduced you to last year? She’s back and looks hotter than ever, so even if you don’t remember her, you most certainly will now.
Before doing CrossFit you should have a pretty strong understanding of what it has to offer. Here are a few helpful bits of advice to assist you in deciding whether it’s right for you.
19 nuggets of info your girlfriend shares constantly that cause your brain to scream ‘I don’t care!!!’
She keeps sharing and you still don’t care.
We’ve been waiting since 2005 for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, the sequel to the first Sin City movie, and if this new trailer is any indication it will have been worth the wait.
I love “Starships” because I love Nicki Minaj. I love Nicki Minaj because I love big butts. I love big butts because I cannot lie. Which somehow brings me to this video of the Toronto Argonauts cheerleader video—one of those where they lip-sync.
As we do each week here on Guyism, today we’re honoring one of our favorite men by unceremoniously putting his quotes on pictures, today we’re honoring Bill Burr quotes.
We’ve all been there or will be at some point as guys; planning a bachelor party. So who better to give advice on how to create your own version of The Hangover than the people who do it all the time in Sin City?
One adorable little boy ran out onto the field following Brazil’s 5-0 win over South Africa. The boy wanted to meet some of his favorite soccer players. Security ran out after him, it was about to get ugly. What happened next is why we love sports.
Is this a good thing? Khloe Kardashian topless? I might need a ruling here. Nonetheless here she is topless in her first Vine video getting rubbed down with self-tanner (boobs included) by another woman.
Freud says all guys are doomed to marry their own mothers. That doesn’t mean you should accelerate the process. There’s a fine line between a doting girlfriend and one who is rapidly turning into your mom.
With news that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant we thought this week for “Throwback Thursday” we’d better take a look back at why we fell in love with her because who knows what she’ll be doing once she becomes a mom.
This is your friendly reminder to never skip leg day. These chicks sure didn’t.
Everyone has their personal favorites, but it’s time to get down to brass bugles: some movie quotes stand head and shoulders above the rest. The following are the 50 greatest sports movie quotes of all-time.
Katy Perry is always fun to look at, but usually it’s in a music video or on the red carpet. The other day, however, she did the weather on a morning show in Australia and yes, she was fun to look at, but mostly she was plain funny.