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7 cocktails that’ll keep your tree lit this holiday season
Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Brazil is a cesspool of crime so it’s not surprising to see some enterprising criminal try to steal a motorcycle form some guy. But it is refreshing to see that someone else in Brazil was prepared — an off-duty police officer — taking the thug out with his own pistola
Sometimes, guys fall head over heels for a girl all too quick. It happens to the best of us. But when it does, do not, I repeat, do not, immediately move in with that girl.
We’ve all heard of people getting drunk and then having real sex, but Lizzy Caplan says she was so nervous for her True Blood sex scenes she had to get drunk just to do them.
For every cop who’s good at their job, you’re bound to find one who’s just as bad. This cop who forgot to park his car before getting out of it is a tremendous example of being bad at your policeman job.
This video of Rihanna getting jacked in the face by a door is priceless on so many levels I don’t even know where to begin.
There is something to be said for waiting to have sex. In fact, here are some very good reasons why should do just that: wait.
Does the name Rebecca Garcia, the newly minted 2013 ‘Maxim’ Hometown Hottie of the Year, sound familiar? It should. We told you to vote for her last month.
It’s Friday the 13th, which means the black guy dies first. In this case that black guy is Black Guy, and he has to survive eating 13 habanero peppers in 3 minutes.
I was a big fan of the first season of House of Cards. Netflix is upping the stakes for the second season of the show with a ridiculously dramatic season two trailer. Check it out.
It’s important to keep an open mind when traveling overseas. It’s also important to take a camera with a huge SD card, in order to capture all the innocent signage that’ll make your friends back home laugh their asses off.
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
A lot of people are trying to say that competitive gaming is one of the next great “sports.” But watch this gamer dork talk trash during a competition and realize that no, these will definitely not be our athletes of the future.
Wow. Kourtey, Khloe and Kim all look so real and life-like in this new Kardashian Kollection photo. And it almost looks like they were all really in the same room together when the photo was taken too!
We have important track and field news for you this afternoon. Hot Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke fell off a rope swing. As best we can tell, she was not injured.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Two ingredients make anything better – bacon and ranch. Wrap both of them around a pretzel and you have the ultimate snack food. Just don’t waste time pretending it’s a cigar or someone will eat the rest of them before you can.
And, more likely, this Key & Peele sketch on workplace homophobia will teach you that just because someone is gay doesn’t automatically exclude them from being a complete douche.
6 year-old Hunter Yelton has said the girl he pecked likes him back, but officials at the elementary school in Canon City, Colorado considered his behavior to be sexual harassment. Uh, what?
The attorney for the woman in the Jameis Winston sexual assault case held a press conference today. Despite her incoherent babble, Patricia Carroll made some strong points. About an hour into the press conference, she was interrupted by a man screaming “Go Gators.”
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
It’s snowing in Cairo, Egypt today, a place that hasn’t seen snow in 112 years. Occasionally Cairo gets rainfall in December but obviously nothing like this.
This guy thinks he’s being really slick getting a beej from his ladypal at some Eastern European restaurant. Unfortunately, someone with a camera caught it because it was not slick. Not slick at all.
The very best and very worst, the highlights and lowlights, the trick plays, the touchdown dances and the shenanigans in the stands. Here’s part II of the College Football GIF extravaganza.
Beyonce has done it again, shocked the world, as late last night she released her a self-titled album with absolutely no warning.
Christina Lusby thought she was reporting on a house fire for Fort Myers, Fla.’s ABC affiliate. Instead, she learned a little bit about herself as she accidentally came out of the closet during her sign-off. How brave.
Why did this bottle try to kill David Stern? Is the bottle upset because Stern rigged the 1985 lottery? Important question
Let’s face it, most couples are awful. Sure, it’s kind of fun to be in one – for a few weeks or months, at least – but everyone around you secretly wants to punch you in the face.
Mishearing song lyrics and singing them out loud is a tradition carried on from generation to generation. So take a look at the most misheard lyrics of 2013 and carry them with you to every bad karaoke from here on out.
This little runt played with the chimney and got what he deserved.
When you’ve got to get your car out of a ditch, the one thing to try to avoid is pushing it directly into another even worse ditch. Lesson learned.
With such a strong emphasis on creating a “safe league,” the integrity of the game is suffering, just like we’ve been seeing in recent years. And if that trend continues, we can only see one foreseeable fate — extinction.
We’ve featured a lot of interesting women since we started doing “One to Watch,” but sexy model Ashley Salazar might be the most fascinating woman yet.
For today’s Must See Imagery we’re checking out the funniest of the animal kingdom. Thanks to this new subreddit: Animals Being Derps, it’s no easier than ever to find hilarious furry creatures.
Listen, we’ve had horrible Thursday night Football games this year. This one tonight, however? This one should be good. I think. Actually, I have no idea. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Dear guys who go to tanning salons, why? Seriously, why? We need an answer. If it’s done in an effort to get girls, let’s dissect this train of thought, shall we?
If you’re craving more adventure than cruising a beach on your next vacation, check out these trips we’re dubbing the most insane vacations destinations on Earth. Buyer beware: these trips might just kill you.
Man, can’t we go a day without one of our crushes getting engaged? Now it’s Victoria’s Secret model Lindsay Ellingson who is going to be getting married.
In honor of last night’s season finale of South Park featuring a once again pissed off and confused Kanye West, I thought it would be fun today to switch up my weekly popular quotes format and do a list of my favorite celebrity cameo quotes on South Park.
Although a car isn’t necessarily on your Christmas list this year, one of these pimped out golf carts should be. These are some of the raddest rides we’ve ever seen — even if they were just made for the links.
South Park took dead aim at Kim Kardashian last night and it was nothing short of spectacular. In summary, Kim Kardashian is a fat, ugly hobbit who uses Photoshop to trick people into thinking she's hot.