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Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
I’m not sure there are two people more useless in the world than Paulina Gretzky and Kim Kardashian. But the bros love them—for different reasons, obviously. Vote on it.
Just when you thought weigh-ins couldn’t get any more boring, this chick takes her shirt off and BAM, must-watch TV.
Next week marks the 28th anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster, the worst nuclear accident in history. Radiation levels have dropped to where you can now tour the facilities and this is what you’ll find.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, sexy mishaps, perfectly timed photos, and more!
Get ready to have your pulse race with frustration because this video is gonna bring back some bad memories. I already see that vein on your forehead bulging and you haven’t even started watching yet.
When it comes to discussing the sexiest American models the name Cameron Russell should be at or near the top of your list. To back up that statement I present to you today these smoking hot new bikini pics.
You probably don’t want to think about your girlfriend taking a dump. Girls don’t poop, right? Sorry, but they do and here are six reasons to be happy about it.
And by fun-filled adventure I of course mean that Paulina Gretzky is scantily clad in a sports bra and spandex shorts.
John Daly stereotypes, ranked: 3) John Daly at Hooters 2) John Daly smoking a cig, drinking Diet Coke 1) John Daly hitting a golf ball from some chick’s mouth.
A Reddit user posted this image of a welcome letter his high school friend received from her new neighbor.
So here’s Hilary Duff (soon to be back on TV!) rocking a bikini with an inflatable (baby) killer whale. What is up with sexy celebrity babes and inflatable animals the past week or so?
There seems to be a dearth of genuinely entertaining sports films in the movie industry. Let’s fix that. These are the sports movies that need to be made.
Sting has never stepped foot in a WWE ring. That might not be true after this week.
Here’s an entirely different way to get screwed on Tax Day.
True story: These GIFs of Shakira made me faint. Each one is as mesmerizing as the next. Enjoy!
Of the 10 highest paid players in the world, 4 play soccer, 1 is involved in a combat sport. This ESPN graphic highlights the creme de la creme, the athletes pulling top
For some reason this Alka Seltzer Fruit Chews “Eating Chalk” commercial is all over the TV this week so it got me to wondering just who this actress is. She’s kinda hot. Turns out her name is…
According to the 2009 Census, 269,998,000 million Americans participated in a recreational sports.
In other news, you can apparently now grow vaginas in a laboratory. I knew I should have majored in science.
If you’ve seen the animated film Frozen (and who hasn’t?!) you know that there were some parts of the film that were, well, head-scratchers. Thankfully this video is here to fix all of that.
Remember a few weeks back when we shared reasons why Taylor Swift may never get another boyfriend? Well, this list describing what she allegedly requires in a partner isn’t going to help.
The onslaught of premium whisky produced in North America is seemingly here to stay, and Crown Royal has added another blended iron to the fire with the gray-sacked Crown Royal XO.
Damian Lillard doesn’t want to finish his career without a ring. You know, like Barry Sanders, LT, Chris Webber or Karl Malone and OMG, they’re standing right there.
For the prom date who has everything except early onset diabetes — the edible prom corsage from KFC.
Every once in a while a brand shows some heart.
There are two reasons this first trailer for the film Gone Girl is of interest to many. One, many enjoyed the book, and two, Emily Ratajkowski will be in it.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Fox pictures confirmed this morning they’re interested in a Die Hard 6 script. Yippeesomethingsomething…
Since promotions began for her film The Other Woman all anyone wants to talk about is Kate Upton’s famous boobs. Cameron Diaz is no exception..
It’s Tax Day! Another year of Uncle Sam giving back — slightly.
Zac Efron and his MTV Movie Award abs might have been recreated, not by diet and exercise, but by the people at Industrial Light & Magic.
When it comes to hotels, sometimes you want something a little different. From hotels shaped like donuts to capsules jutting from a cliff, these are the world’s most weird and wonderful accommodations.
Jim Gaffigan’s brand spanky new Comedy Central special, Obsessed, debuts April 27th.
Conan O’Brien hosted the 2014 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night.
Passover has begun and while Easter ham, hot cross buns and egg salad are tasty for sure, but they’ve got nothing on traditional Passover food.
The same day that The Ultimate Warrior’s cause of death was released, WWE held a special tribute to the legendary wrestler on their flagship show Raw. Check out the moving video from the show’s opening.
So this nice young woman met a man and they struck up a conversation about jelly beans—which ones they liked and disliked, etc…Then she got angry for some reason and said something totally wild, totally unexpected.
Want more proof that much of Hollywood is a bit out of touch with reality? I present to you one Ice Cube who complained he “was robbed” of the MTV Best Onscreen Duo Award given to Vin Diesel and a dead Paul Walker.
With the bases loaded and the Braves trailing 6-5, Dan Uggla stepped to the plate. Phillies fans in the outfield began taunting him—then Uggla hit a grand slam. The mash-up is oh so perfect.
The year was 1994 — the US was at war, Cobain was dead, Friends hit the air and Jon Stewart was touring the country as Fonzi.