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Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
Chet Siegel hunts all the mice in her house
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Gillian Anderson, doing pretty much what all female celebrities do nowadays, posed completely naked — except for a giant eel covering her naughty parts — in an effort to draw attention to something.
Remember Quin, the girl who snapped at a guy for breaking up with her over text message while the whole Internet called her crazy? She’s now doing a regular advice column here at Guyism because you love her so.
Jason Kidd has no idea what he’s doing as head coach of the Nets. Like, no clue. He’s in way over his head. He’s like a fat man in a health club, aimlessly wandering around with a protein shake, pretending to know what he’s doing.
Note: When taking a selfie in front of someone about to jump off the Brooklyn Bride, you’re going to look bad. So bad that you might end up on the cover of newspapers.
You can’t go wrong giving a whiskey lover a bottle for Christmas, and you don’t have to spend a fortune to find something nice. These five whiskeys under $50 will show that you didn’t just give booze because you couldn’t think of anything better.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
One Ohio family went to visit an ill relative. When they came back, they found someone had taken possession of their house. And now he’s fighting to keep what isn’t his.
Arguably the hottest model of 2013, Nina Agdal was spotted in a bikini kissing The Wanted’s Max George while on the beach in Barbados.
Guy tries to throw hot bikini girl into pool, fails and just gives her a probable concussion instead
When you’re trying to be cute and flirtatious with a hot girl, you should probably make sure to do it the right way. Otherwise you might end up like this idiot who’s trying to flirt by throwing a hot girl in a bikini into a pool and instead just shoves
There are actually many reasons to keep a spreadsheet of everyone you’ve ever slept with, including the fact that knowledge of your history is actually respectful to your partners.
The pronunciation war on GIF continued last night when Jeopardy host Alex Trebek went all soft G on us. “Suck it Trebek! Suck it long, suck it hard!” ~Sean Connery
Every generation always feels like the current one is screwing up in some way. But this video might be a perfect guess as to what the kids of 20 years from now will be like. Warning: Mild NSFWishness.
The Pistons' dancing usher and his tag team partner, chubby dancing kid, took their talents to Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. And the chubby kid did the worm.
I think it’s time to make it official. Harry Styles is enterting Leonardo DiCaprio in his prime territory when it comes to dating women as now the 19 year-old singer has been linked to supermodel Daisy Lowe.
This girl might be an incompetent fighter or the fates decided that she deserved some instant karma for starting a fight. Either way, knocking yourself out like this is just embarrassing.
Kids, this is what happens you pop a molly before a game. Crazy Duke fan is literally the craziest person on earth.
2013 has been one very sexy year. Proof of that is the sheer number of hot videos we had to sift through to come up with this list of the 50 sexiest videos of 2013. Not that we’re complaining.
Nik Stauskas lost his shoe during the first half of the Duke game and threw it at George W. Bush.
Tonight we take an important look at who bounced better on the catwalk: Victoria Macreatis or Kate Upton?
E-cigarettes are al the rage these days, promising all that nicotine without the whole cancer thing. So how can you get more people to pick them up? Apparently by comparing it to blowing a guy in your new commercial.
Add another new entry to our ever-growing list of sexy and talented women we’ve deemed “one to watch” as today we introduce you to the super sexy actress and comedienne Syd Wilder.
In an attempt to get more fans at games, Metallurg Magnitogorsk of the KHL hired women in lingerie to man the ticket booth. The results were as expected. Horny old men ogling women as they bent over. Take a look at some customer reactions.
Following their tragic conclusion that bacon hurts our virility, science is back in the good graces of humanity thanks to a crew from Microsoft that will soon gift upon us all the ability to make home brews in less than a week.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, epic fails, perfectly timed photos, and more!
A little less than three weeks ago I said with regard to some salacious photos Lindsay Lohan posted to Instagram that “granted you don’t see any nipple or anything, but trust me, that day is coming.” That day is now.
Slim pickings tonight, though, the ACC-B1G challenge kicks off with some quality games including Syracuse-Indiana and Duke-Michigan. Here’s what you need to watch.
North Dakota rejoice. Mississippi, weep for your poor showing. These are state by state rankings of penis size in America.
Athletes have fame, exorbitant credit limits and the enormous stage of a sold-out crowd, which doesn’t do a lot to curb a person’s eccentricities. From scrapping with fans to biting a man’s ear off, these are the most insane things done by insane athletes.
Hapoel Jerusalem trailed Maccabi Electra Tel Aviv, 85-84, with under a minute remaining. What happened next was something straight out of a Three Stooges routine.
Every year for the past few years Love magazine has put together what they call their advent calendar. What it really is is videos of some of the sexiest models in the world doing things on video with a Christmas theme. In other words, it’s genius.
YouTube strips some of the quality of your uploads just to keep everything running smoothly for Internet users everywhere. But what if you download and reupload a video 1000 times? It becomes some sort of abstract art, apparently.
Cream Stew flavored Cheetos have arrived! Forget chicken noodle next time I’m under the weather, Chester Cheetah and I are going to have a massive sick day party.
Star Wars got into the social media game recently and launched an Instagram account. Their first photo was a Darth Vader selfie because of course it was.
Have you seen the Netflix commercial where this sexy redhead and her boyfriend/husband are watching a recorded TV show and she cheated by watching ahead of him? If so, you’re probably like us and wondered just who this actress is? Here’s your answer.
When you’re living on the mean streets, sometimes you’ve gotta do what you can to survive. And for this homeless man, that means jerking off to a bus ad of Natalie Portman. It’s a hard knock life.
Appearances can be deceiving, and some of the most seemingly humdrum things around us are actually filled with nuance, beauty and wonder. Here are 17 everyday things that are actually totally magical when you give them a much closer look.
This puppy has style to spare and will freak you out hard.
Ashton Kutcher’s going to steal Mila Kunis from us and that’s a shame. A damn shame. It saddens me greatly. Before she’s tainted, let’s look at some of her hottest moments (in GIF).
Middle schooler Grayson is a big fan of rapper A$AP Rocky and wanted to write a letter to him for a school project. But the letter is simultaneously adorable and kiiiiind of the worst thing ever.
Back in September it was confirmed that supermodel Kate Moss would be appearing nude in a photo shoot to celebrate the 60th anniversary of Playboy magazine. They have fulfilled their promise.