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The Fast and Furiously bad trash talk of ‘The Fast and the Furious’
Taste Test with Katie Nolan: Duck Balls
Arrested Development PRANK at the banana stand
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Leonardo DiCaprio, 38, the standard bearer for all men attempting to score with hot women, the man who ran The Pussy Posse, was reportedly shot down by British supermodel Cara Delevingne, 20, in Cannes.
Ukraine is going for Russia’s #1 spot for dumbassery with this clip of a guy diving fully nude into a supermarket tank of live lobsters. Mildly NSFW due to blurry dong.
Mike’s Hard Lemonade wants you to believe that a Mike’s is appropriate in almost any circumstance. They even brought in Coolio to help sell you on the idea.
Meet Scott. He’s a guy who has cerebral palsy and it’s rendered him unable to walk or talk without a robotic voice aid. But he still works out. Hard. And damn it’s inspirational.
A good rule of thumb is, if you’re too ashamed to tell your girlfriend about it — and face her wrath — then you’ve gone too far.
Why do people go to see the Fast and the Furious movie series? Racing? Action? Acting? Definitely not the last one. It’s all for the trash talk. Here’s our supercut highlighting the worst trash talk of all of the Fast and Furious movies.
If you want lots and lots of fries with that, head to Japan and order the McDonald’s Mega Potato. It’s a bucket-load of McDonald’s fries for less than $5.
Laziest ball boy ever, a slo-mo of Roy Hibbert’s block and a baseball team’s epic photobomb highlight this week’s edition of sports gifs and memes.
Mariah Carey brought her aging bosom to ABC’s Good Morning America for one of their outdoor concerts. She then dropped the s-bomb and attempted to poorly cover it up while an anchor is aghast. Happy Memorial Day!
Chanel Iman is one of the many Victoria’s Secret supermodels that we don’t think gets enough attention, and since it’s been quite a while since we’ve seen her doing any modeling this sexy new video is welcome relief.
Porn is generally absurd and women are typically amongst the most critical of it. But what do some (funny) lesbians think about lesbian porn? Let’s watch them watch and find out!
A $1 million donation to Oklahoma tornado victims wasn't enough for Kevin Durant. He wanted to do more, he demanded more of himself and those around him. Durant announced last night that he's teamed up with Nike for a historic $1 million donation of their product.
With Memorial Day fast approaching, we thought it would be a good time to take a moment to appreciate and reflect upon the true meaning of the holidays – getting embarrassingly, pants-wetting drunk.
Another day, another wild Amanda Bynes story. The Nickelodeon star was arrested tonight after she threw a bong out of a Midtown apartment window.
Bad week for Miranda Kerr right? Double nip slip followed by an instagram photo with somebody not named Orlando Bloom. But hey, back to that nip slip.
Forget pot brownies, a butcher in Seattle is making marijuana infused bacon. It’s delicious proof that stoners will buy anything if you tell them there is pot in it.
Cheetos has unleashed Cheetos Mixups, a fun party blend of four Cheetos flavors all in one bag. To celebrate, they created a devilishly fun game called the Cheetos Cheetahpult.
Blake Lively has been missing in action since her show Gossip Girl ended last year. Sure, she got married to Ryan Reynolds, but that’s about it. So when I ran across this sexy photo shoot she did recently I figured we should have a look.
Sometimes a movie gives away its own ending (or at least crucial upcoming plot points) by dropping vague little hints early on. You just have to keep your eyes open.
In today’s Must See Imagery some interesting photobombs, beautiful women, and more!
The guy in this video makes an amazingly impressive attempt at flipping off a swing. Unfortunately, he stuck the landing with his face.
There’s no NBA playoff game tonight because David Stern is a nincompoop with no idea how to schedule. Elsewhere, ABC debuts a cop drama. Here’s what you need to watch.
Marking the 15th anniversary of the Gumball 3000, those willing to pony up approximately $46,000 will enjoy world-class hotels and parties along the their trek. But most importantly, the Gumball rally plays host to some serious automotive porn.
So this high school kid named Jake Davidson asked Kate Upton to go to prom with him. When she said no, Nina Agdal decided to take her place. Dammit.
Taylor Swift is a beautiful woman. Eighteen-year-old Xenna Kristian, who occasionally is paid to impersonate Taylor Swift, is a beautiful woman, too. Unfortunately, one of them got her jaw broken for the resemblance.
Sticking with our trend of paying homage to men revered by all, today we tackle the most memorable Tom Hanks quotes from over the years.
This Korean guy is super into eating, repeating (in Korean, natch), “It’s gonna be tasty. I’m going to enjoy this meal.” He’s also hilariously creepy. So, hey, let’s watch him eat.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses an episode of Ke$ha’s new reality show where she drinks her own urine, Demi Moore’s boyfriend and his expensive penis, and more!
Running backs work their ass off in practice. They run laps, they do drills, they push their bodies to the limit. Punters on the other hand, well, they sleep. Jamaal Charles has had enough of their shenanigans.
Last December, we posted a video from a terminally ill kid who learned to play music to sing his feelings to his family. He recently passed away but this Soul Pancake bio of his life is going to make you feel a lot of things.
Meg Ryan will forever be remembered for her fake orgasm scene in the 1989 film When Harry Met Sally… Today let’s take a look back at her career and see what she’s been up to lately.
It’s like we’re reading a comic book of the movie or something!
Why is Seth Rogen up at 4AM teaching no one in particular to roll the Cross Joint made famous by Pineapple Express? Why was it the first thing he did on Facebook? Who knows. Let’s just learn more about it.
It’s not like she could make her mouth any less kissable, really.
Fellas, would you like to see the world through her point of view? Take a look at this week’s Guyism tribute to POV clevage: 69 pics of boobs from her vantage point.
What do you get when you combine a spinning chocolate sculpture and a perfectly timed strobe light? A mind-blowing optical illusion.
MMA fighter Michael Waylon Lowe claims a penis gel he bought from a sex store left his genitals burned and disfigured. He is suing the sex shop and the manufacturer for $50,000.
Amanda Bynes has had quite an eventful week: rejected from a private plane and now there are some rather incriminating photos of her in her apartment which she claims are totally not her.
Looking for a partner with a revved up sex drive? Add high IQ to your list of dating requirements.
The cast of Workaholics appeared on Conan as their rap alter-egos, the Wizards, where they performed everyone’s favorite NSFW magical jam, “Straight out of Mordor.”