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The Red Wedding Crashers
60-second tribute to post-sex moments in movies
The 999 Challenge: Nine Beers, Nine Hot Dogs, Nine Innings
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Game 6 of the Heat-Spurs series may go down as one of the best playoff games of the last quarter century. It fulfilled every possible ingredient for a classic—great defensive plays, miracle shots, controversial officiating and a pimp slap dunk.
Melanie Denholme, for those unfamiliar, is one of the UK’s leading new scream queens. And you know how we love us some scream queens.
Playing sports is a lot of fun. So is drinking. Usually, those two activities aren’t mixed.
Mike Miller lost his shoe during play and the next thing you know he’s throwing it at Dubya. Wait, what?
In the midst of Bill Simmons breaking down the first half and Magic talking nonsensically, a Heat fan was getting her boobs grabbed.
Our very own Katie Nolan scared of a little bitty mouse headlines tonight’s GIFs.
John Mayer is cool, you guys. He reads the Internet just like us. But how do we know! Here’s how: He’s got the Prancercise chick in his new video for song “Paper Dolls”. One of us. One of us.
w00tstout is Stone Brewing Co’s latest collaboration is with Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton. The first images of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles, illustrated by brilliant cartoonist Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue, look amazing.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, gorgeous women, perfectly timed photos, and more!
Have you ever wanted to have a PMS Pizza or a Bondage Pie? You might not think so, but you probably have. Some of the slang used by pizza preppers is less than desirable, which is why they tend to keep it in the kitchen.
Are we crowning a champion tonight or will the Heat push it to 7 games? Before you make your decision just know that the NBA sent Joey Crawford to ref. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Yes, there are elementary school graduations and yes, they’re ridiculous. This fifth grader played along with the absurdity of the event by telling everyone how much he loves the Dodgers. The speech is tremendous.
We have two OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer reviews, and the findings involve phrases like “it tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher,” and “it tastes like something I want to pour down the sink.”
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a female masturbation app, has a surprise visit from a special guest, and more!
If there’s one way to piss off parents across the US, it’s leaving a charge on a sports bar’s receipt that says “f-cking needy kids.”
Matt Harvey took a no-hitter into the 7th inning when Jason Heyward came up to bat. What followed was the stuff of Mets legend.
Hot Dogs get a bad wrap. People love to quote facts about the amount of pig balls, percentage of insect, and number of bandaids allowable in the meat sticks. California’s proposed legal definition of “hot dog” could put a stop to that.
Dr. Mark Waymack is leaving his job at prestigious Northwestern University after students repeatedly left used condoms on his lawn.
John Oliver has been excellent filling in for John Stewart thus far, which is a testament to his likability and the excellent Daily Show writers. Last night they introduced a new segment titled, “Wait a second, we can just ignore her.”
Justin Verlander’s brother, Ben, was drafted last week by the Detroit Tigers in the 14th round. Today big brother presented him with a Range Rover because RICH PEOPLE.
You may remember Kelly Brook from great films like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha 3D. You may also remember her from those topless pics that appeared on the web yesterday. You will surely remember her after seeing this GIF anthology.
Drifting your car is not as easy as Fast and Furious movies starring Li’l Bow Wow may have made it seem. This guy and his horrendous drift into failure are a perfect example.
It’s good that we’re getting another one of these movies. Keep Vin Diesel busy.
Meanwhile in Ukraine, players look out for themselves as friendly fire could strike at any moment. Take a look at this video in which one teammate jacks another with a vicious headbutt.
Russell Brand appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to promote his new global comedy tour “Messiah Complex”. Unfortunately, the interviewers were wildly unprepared at best and douchey at worst so he had to completely shut them down.
Dave Chappelle has apparently popped up and been booed in enough cities that he’s ready to take on the nation again. He is set to co-headline the Dunny or Dies comedy tour, Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Buck Lanford works for the Atlanta FOX affiliate’s midday news show. Judging by this video, he’s probably the only person actually working there.
Sending flowers and gifts to supermodels seems like a nice, albeit creepy gesture. Showing up at their building incessantly for two years? Well, that makes you a bona fide stalker. Supermodel Irina Shayk has filed a restraining order against a man who has been showing up at her West Village apartment.
Gary Thompson actually did get into an accident that put him in a wheelchair. But overselling his mental handicap led him to a life of willful panhandling that makes the man around $100,000 annually.
Going out with a professional cheerleader seems like a dream come true. Here’s how you go about asking her out without embarrassing yourself.
“Kick Ass 2 is going to kick your ass because we have a 15-year-old girl fighting 6’5″ woman from Germany.” That’s enough for me, but this featurette shows off more than just a David vs. Goliath catfight.
Chris Spags (@chrisspags) and Ryan Jones (@kryanjones) explain how Ryan lost 13 pounds in a week, talk beauty pageants, and explain the appropriate time to buy a birthday gift for a casual relationship.
Zdeno Chara is 6’9″, 255 pounds. Bryan Bickell is 6’4″ 226 pounds. This information is noteworthy because last night, Chara attempted to swat a fly at the end of the game and Bryan Bickell got in the way.
You will not hate anyone you see today quite as much as this annoying Australian woman who refuses to move her bags to let a pregnant woman sit down on the bus.
As it turns out, "creating education better" isn't a thing you should say in front of millions of people. Miss Utah Marissa Powell was given a second chance on the Today show to answer the question
When video games get canceled it sucks; there’s no two ways about it.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a new part of the human body discovered by scientists, a disgusting scratch n’ sniff, and more!
With two outs in the third inning, Pirates left fielder Starling Marte stretched out for a ball off the bat of Brandon Phillips and robbed him of an extra base hit. It’s one of the best catches we’ve seen this season.
If you look real, real closely the pic is moving. Just keep staring, trust me.