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7 cocktails that’ll keep your tree lit this holiday season
Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Mishearing song lyrics and singing them out loud is a tradition carried on from generation to generation. So take a look at the most misheard lyrics of 2013 and carry them with you to every bad karaoke from here on out.
This little runt played with the chimney and got what he deserved.
When you’ve got to get your car out of a ditch, the one thing to try to avoid is pushing it directly into another even worse ditch. Lesson learned.
With such a strong emphasis on creating a “safe league,” the integrity of the game is suffering, just like we’ve been seeing in recent years. And if that trend continues, we can only see one foreseeable fate — extinction.
We’ve featured a lot of interesting women since we started doing “One to Watch,” but sexy model Ashley Salazar might be the most fascinating woman yet.
For today’s Must See Imagery we’re checking out the funniest of the animal kingdom. Thanks to this new subreddit: Animals Being Derps, it’s no easier than ever to find hilarious furry creatures.
Listen, we’ve had horrible Thursday night Football games this year. This one tonight, however? This one should be good. I think. Actually, I have no idea. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Dear guys who go to tanning salons, why? Seriously, why? We need an answer. If it’s done in an effort to get girls, let’s dissect this train of thought, shall we?
If you’re craving more adventure than cruising a beach on your next vacation, check out these trips we’re dubbing the most insane vacations destinations on Earth. Buyer beware: these trips might just kill you.
Man, can’t we go a day without one of our crushes getting engaged? Now it’s Victoria’s Secret model Lindsay Ellingson who is going to be getting married.
In honor of last night’s season finale of South Park featuring a once again pissed off and confused Kanye West, I thought it would be fun today to switch up my weekly popular quotes format and do a list of my favorite celebrity cameo quotes on South Park.
Although a car isn’t necessarily on your Christmas list this year, one of these pimped out golf carts should be. These are some of the raddest rides we’ve ever seen — even if they were just made for the links.
South Park took dead aim at Kim Kardashian last night and it was nothing short of spectacular. In summary, Kim Kardashian is a fat, ugly hobbit who uses Photoshop to trick people into thinking she's hot.
Telemarketing calls are incredibly annoying for all of us but at least they're usually up front about who they are. Not this robot who called a Times reporter and refuses to acknowledge that it's actually a robot. The future is here and it is terrifying.
With recent news that Keri Russell is now back on the singles market I thought this week we’d take a look back at the many reasons we became fans of her back in the day and why we still are today.
Comedian Randy Liedtke baked cookies that looked look like iPhones in order to bait LAPD officers into pulling him over. He tweeted the whole thing and well, it didn’t work out so well for him.
When your dad’s a plastic surgeon, everything’s on the house. These two girls, 25-year-old Charm and Brittani, were the lucky beneficiaries of a ton of work from their adoptive dad Michael Niccole. And now they’re walking billboards for his business.
Proving once again that all those rumors about him being gay years ago are as unfounded as can be, here’s video of Ryan Seacrest’s latest babe Shayna Taylor doing a bikini photo shoot.
Dogs in Christmas sweaters? Dogs in Christmas sweaters. Here’s the very best from Instagram.
John Miles and his dog Lucy were going for a leisurely walk when they were both struck by a car. John blacked out and then Lucy rallied herself to save the day.
Chicago's famous deep dish pizza was spun into the limelight after Jon Stewart's supremely vitriolic takedown of it last month. What was discovered is that most people have no idea what deep dish really is. Here's your answer.
In case you were wondering, which, amazingly, I was. But alas, Candace Cameron Bure has dashed any hopes we had of seeing her naked in a new interview in which she also says she won’t be doing any sex scenes. Scrooge.
Eggnog is the unofficial drink of December. In honor of the creamy, spiced beverage, Thrillist did a blind taste-test of seven brand-name options to see which one reigns supreme. Here’s what the courageous volunteers had to say.
The days of bank robbers like John Dillinger are a thing of the past. Stealing food is all the rage now. We took a look at 5 of the biggest and strangest food heists of 2013, and it did nothing if not make us hungry.
'Tis the season for Home Alone to be on TV literally every night. But with that oversaturation comes opportunity: A new site, Woofmaker.com, that allows you to put a friend's face into a GIF of the classic "Buzz, your girlfriend...woof" moment in the movie.
Bob Barker made his triumphant return to The Price is Right today to celebrate his 90th birthday. Outside of a visible limp, dude hasn’t changed a bit.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
It’s the last episode for American Horror Story: Coven before their holiday hiatus so what happened with the witches going into their break? Let’s talk about it in our review of “Head”.
For much of the online voting period Miley Cyrus was actually leading the balloting for Time’s Person of the Year. Thankfully sanity prevailed and the honor went to Pope Francis.
There’s always an argument over who has the best chicken nuggets (Wendy’s), but why can’t the answer be you? It turns out making chicken nuggets from scratch isn’t all that complicated. Forget the 20-piece, it’s time to make a 50-piece!
French fries are nothing to joke about — even in France. Just ask the French man who pulled an ax on an unsuspecting McDonald’s drive-thru attendant after he was allegedly served cold fries.
Troll so goddamn hard Jeopardy, troll so goddamn hard. Barry Bonds’ name popped up in a category called “Pop Quiz.” Here’s what the answer looked like.
Arnold Schwarzenegger went to the National Finals Rodeo for some reason and, naturally, this led to him riding a toy horse like the world’s biggest kid. Predator isn’t the only reason he’s awesome.
The very best and very worst, the highlights and lowlights, the trick plays, the touchdown dances and the shenanigans in the stands. Here’s your college football GIF extravaganza for the 2013 season.
I stand corrected when I say that Gisele Bundchen’s Instagram breastfeeding photo won the Internet. This photo of Emmy Rossum copying her pose does. Now we can officially shut it down.
The girl in this video is the most annoying human being you’ll ever see. She refuses to let cops arrest her after doing something bad and the cops still remain about as nice as possible, even as her idiot friend films and tries to make them look bad. Truly a
The Grizzlies got blown out on the court last night but it’s Zach Randolph’s gesture off the court that has people talking.
When you take a chicken wing, fry it up, lather it lovingly in sauce and serve it, you’re combining a seemingly magical host of flavors and textures that Americans can’t help but love.
Watch as Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds. It’s so amazing, so mesmerizing.
No shame if you’re bad at your job; 60 percent of America probably is. But fortunately for most of us, our failures aren’t captured on video. The guys in this video weren’t quite so lucky.