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Sports
What to watch tonight: ‘Nashville’, Pacers-Heat
Greatest moment from Nashville this season. By far. Here is what you need to watch tonight.
Sports
Underwear celebration earns Premier League player a red card
If you’re going to get a red card, go out in style. A soccer player in the Thai Premier league stripped down to his skivvies to celebrate a goal. He was unceremoniously ushered from the game.
Celebs
Arianny Celeste strips, shares ‘Hangover’ trivia
Arianny Celeste, as I hope you know by now, has a Web series called FilmStrip in which she shares movie trivia about current film releases and then takes off most of her clothes. In other words, it’s a must-see show.
Sports
The 20 biggest sports records that will be broken soon
Even though we think some sports records are absolutely unbreakable, here are the ones that are more than likely going to be broken within the next few years.
Humor
This week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some interesting advice for McDonald’s, hilarious grammar slipups, and more!
Sports
WWE will recruit NFL players who get cut
Did you get cut from the 53-man roster? Are you still interested in sports entertainment? Well, the WWE wants you. Legendary announcer Jim Ross is meeting with the NFLPA today to discuss ways of steering cut players towards a WWE tryout.
Humor
This is a super fat comedian convincing a hot heckler to make out with him
In this video of a fat comedian named Jay Ward convincing a hot chick to make out with him, you can behold the awesome power of drugs! Or love. Love.
Alcohol
West Sixth Brewing bitch fight with Magic Hat
An entertaining showdown is brewing between Magic Hat and Sixth West over a beer label that might be a little too similar. Can’t we all just get so drunk we forget trademark law ever happened? Apparently not.
Celebs
Hot on Instagram: Alena Shishkova
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
Movies
DVD and Blu-ray releases for Tuesday, May 22nd
If you’re the kind of person who just has to own a little piece of plastic with a movie on it, here’s what you can get.
Humor
Love spell shockingly fails, man tries to steal his money back
If you’re at a place in life in which you’d buy a love spell from a fortune teller, there’s probably no limit to how low you’d sink.
Sports
Jose Canseco rants on Twitter about rape accusation
Another day, another Jose Canseco mental breakdown on Twitter. Jose’s beef today is with a woman he says accused him of rape. He of course claims otherwise. To Twitter we go!
Advice
The worst things guys do when sexting
We’re hardly experts on this art form, but we know that most sexts are terrible and embarrassing. Here are ways you can screw the sext pooch before even pressing “send.”
TV
Random fan buys Eric Stonestreet $56 per pour boubon
Eric Stonestreet hit the big time with Modern Family, and he likes to celebrate each season by going to Vegas. He told Jay Leno about his last trip when a fan unknowingly offered to pick up a round of $56 per pour bourbon.
Humor
This is a dude benching a world record 722 pounds
Gentlemen, start your inadequacies: In this clip, Eric Spoto sets a raw bench press world record by hoisting a beastly 722 pounds.
Celebs
Paulina Rubio, new ‘X Factor’ judge: Everything you need to know
Paulina Rubio has been named a judge for the next season of Simon Cowell’s X Factor along with Kelly Rowland. We already know a lot about Kelly, but what do we know about Paulina Rubio? Here’s a little primer.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 22
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Kim Kardashian’s swollen, gross feet, a doctor who instructed his patient to give her husband more blow jobs, and more!
Humor
Anthropomorphic sheep highlight Corona Light’s newest ad
No big deal, just sheep walking around to show their passion for Corona Light. It’s like advertising on acid.
Humor
These two guys racing from the Oklahoma tornado need their own TV show
Two Oklahoma guys were just trying to move apartments when the tornado started tearing things up in their state. They then quickly realized moving was a bad idea and sped away. This video chronicling their escape is hilarious.
Movies
Zod rains pain in Superman trailer ‘Fate of Your Planet’
Much of the hype surrounding the new Superman movie, Man of Steel, has been directed towards General Zod. He rains pain in the newest trailer, ominously titled “Fate of Your Planet.”
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.22.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Lindsay Lohan’s rehab is going splendidly
And by going splendidly, I mean that Lindsay Lohan’s rehab is as entertaining as one would have predicted it to be.
Sports
The Memphis Grizzlies failed quite miserably during this possession
During the second quarter of last night’s game, the Grizzlies had one of the DERPIEST possessions of all-time. In all, six shots were missed at point blank range.
TV
Alice Eve says she was a naughty schoolgirl
We love Alice Eve, even more so now that she confessed to Conan that she was a naughty schoolgirl. Intentionally sticking her boobs out for the entire interview doesn’t hurt her cause either.
Humor
Wolf Blitzer encounters atheist tornado survivor, things get super awkward
Wolf Blitzer spoke with a woman and her baby about being fortunate survivors of the Oklahoma tornado. Wolf asks her if she thanks the Lord for her survival. Her reply? Not so much.
Advice
10 things guys should know when traveling to Las Vegas
Heading to Las Vegas this summer? Good for you. Consider this your cheat sheet on the food, drink, and fun that can be had in Sin City.
Food
Taste Test with Katie Nolan: Duck Balls
In the first edition of our Taste Test series, Katie Nolan attempts a new food with a familiar twist for Katie: Duck Balls.
Alcohol
‘Game of Thrones’ meets a Coors Light commercial
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed Game of Thrones with a classic Coors Light commercial? Of course you have. Well, ponder no more because it’s happened. Here’s to dragons…and twins!
Humor
This racist woman is the most hateable person you’ll see today
The YouTube uploader claims the woman in this video called her racial epithets, spat in her face, grabbed her by the hair, and kicked her. She seems like a real charmer if the video is any indication.
Celebs
Leanna Bartlett is a sexy, Ukrainian-born ‘one to watch’
Leanna Bartlett was born and raised in the Ukraine and now she lives in Huntington Beach. She’s like the best of two worlds come together.
Sports
Sergio Garcia made a ‘fried chicken’ comment about Tiger Woods
The ongoing feud between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods reached its nadir last night. During an awards ceremony, Sergio made a joke about Tiger and fried chicken.
Humor
14-year-old girl absolutely CRUSHES a Van Halen guitar riff
When you’re a 14-year-old girl, people probably expect you to be more of a One Directioner than destroying the classic riff to Van Halen’s “Eruption”. Don’t tell that to this girl.
Celebs
25 crazy celebrity workouts and diets
Ever wonder how your favorite celebs drop weight for movie roles? Wanna know how much gym time they put in for killer abs? Well, many of them resort to workouts and diets that are just plain disgusting. Here are some of the craziest.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Lochte bro reacts to Carmen Electra’s magical breasts
There are some GIFs of Jennifer Aniston tonight that are must-see. You’re welcome internet.
Alcohol
Comedian Tom Green launches his own beer
Tom Green joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beer. He teamed up with Beau’s Brewing to create “The Tom Green Beer,” a milk stout with flavors of chocolate and coffee.
Celebs
Bianca Beauchamp makes her case for sexiest maid ever
Bianca Beauchamp is something of an Internet legend. The sexy redheaded, often latex-covered model, has carved out a nice little niche for herself, and she’s done it using hot videos like this one.
Sports
The best sports billboards ever
Nothing says you’re a serious sports fan like putting your thoughts out there for all the world to see on a three-story-high billboard.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some dubiously motivational demotivational posters, beautiful eye candy, and more!
Sports
Bill O’Brien talks Penn State on ‘Real Sports’
Nobody had a harder job last year than Bill O’Brien, the man who ushered in a new era at Penn State.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
If you want a good laugh tune into ABC and watch a bunch of drunk women on The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.