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See Em AllTaste Test with Katie Nolan: Duck Balls
Arrested Development PRANK at the banana stand
The Great Catsby trailer
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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Guyism Now
Sports
The Memphis Grizzlies failed quite miserably during this possession
During the second quarter of last night’s game, the Grizzlies had one of the DERPIEST possessions of all-time. In all, six shots were missed at point blank range.
TV
Alice Eve says she was a naughty schoolgirl
We love Alice Eve, even more so now that she confessed to Conan that she was a naughty schoolgirl. Intentionally sticking her boobs out for the entire interview doesn’t hurt her cause either.
Humor
Wolf Blitzer encounters atheist tornado survivor, things get super awkward
Wolf Blitzer spoke with a woman and her baby about being fortunate survivors of the Oklahoma tornado. Wolf asks her if she thanks the Lord for her survival. Her reply? Not so much.
Advice
10 things guys should know when traveling to Las Vegas
Heading to Las Vegas this summer? Good for you. Consider this your cheat sheet on the food, drink, and fun that can be had in Sin City.
Food
Taste Test with Katie Nolan: Duck Balls
In the first edition of our Taste Test series, Katie Nolan attempts a new food with a familiar twist for Katie: Duck Balls.
Alcohol
‘Game of Thrones’ meets a Coors Light commercial
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed Game of Thrones with a classic Coors Light commercial? Of course you have. Well, ponder no more because it’s happened. Here’s to dragons…and twins!
Humor
This racist woman is the most hateable person you’ll see today
The YouTube uploader claims the woman in this video called her racial epithets, spat in her face, grabbed her by the hair, and kicked her. She seems like a real charmer if the video is any indication.
Celebs
Leanna Bartlett is a sexy, Ukrainian-born ‘one to watch’
Leanna Bartlett was born and raised in the Ukraine and now she lives in Huntington Beach. She’s like the best of two worlds come together.
Sports
Sergio Garcia made a ‘fried chicken’ comment about Tiger Woods
The ongoing feud between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods reached its nadir last night. During an awards ceremony, Sergio made a joke about Tiger and fried chicken.
Humor
14-year-old girl absolutely CRUSHES a Van Halen guitar riff
When you’re a 14-year-old girl, people probably expect you to be more of a One Directioner than destroying the classic riff to Van Halen’s “Eruption”. Don’t tell that to this girl.
Celebs
25 crazy celebrity workouts and diets
Ever wonder how your favorite celebs drop weight for movie roles? Wanna know how much gym time they put in for killer abs? Well, many of them resort to workouts and diets that are just plain disgusting. Here are some of the craziest.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Lochte bro reacts to Carmen Electra’s magical breasts
There are some GIFs of Jennifer Aniston tonight that are must-see. You’re welcome internet.
Alcohol
Comedian Tom Green launches his own beer
Tom Green joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beer. He teamed up with Beau’s Brewing to create “The Tom Green Beer,” a milk stout with flavors of chocolate and coffee.
Celebs
Bianca Beauchamp makes her case for sexiest maid ever
Bianca Beauchamp is something of an Internet legend. The sexy redheaded, often latex-covered model, has carved out a nice little niche for herself, and she’s done it using hot videos like this one.
Sports
The best sports billboards ever
Nothing says you’re a serious sports fan like putting your thoughts out there for all the world to see on a three-story-high billboard.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some dubiously motivational demotivational posters, beautiful eye candy, and more!
Sports
Bill O’Brien talks Penn State on ‘Real Sports’
Nobody had a harder job last year than Bill O’Brien, the man who ushered in a new era at Penn State.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments’
If you want a good laugh tune into ABC and watch a bunch of drunk women on The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 21
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Courtney Stodden’s almost sex tape that might exist, a woman who thinks she’s too pretty to get a job, and more!
Movies
Everything wrong with ‘Mortal Kombat’ in 7 minutes
CinemaSins has cranked out more than 25 funny video critiques of movies. Identifying everything wrong with Mortal Kombat might be their biggest challenge yet.
Celebs
Hope Dworaczyk shows why she was once Playmate of the Year
Hope Dworaczyk was at one time at the top of the Guyism 100 so I figured you guys might be interested in this sexy video that the 2010 Playmate of the Year shot recently.
Alcohol
Price for shitty beer drastically rises at bars
The price of shitty beer rose almost 7% in the last 7 months. It’s easy to blame the hipsters, but for once it’s not actually there fault. They’re still annoying though.
Humor
Why did nobody stop these tattoos from happening?
These 40 photos of bad tattoos are very therapeutic. No matter how bad a decision you ever make in a given day, just look at these folks and you will feel much better about yourself.
Sports
Hulk Hogan shamelessly instructs MIGUELAMANIA fans to follow him on Twitter
“Am I late for the Miguel leg drop orgy”, said Hulk Hogan on Twitter.
TV
‘Arrested Development’ running joke supercut
The secret to any successful comedy is gags that run throughout the series that make loyal fans feel special. Arrested Development has no shortage of inside jokes, 18 of which are represented in this supercut.
Humor
This is a Russian soldier getting a bullet removed from his head with pliers
Russians are usually acknowledged as being one of the primary badasses of the world. This clip of a Russian soldier getting a bullet pulled from his head with pliers does nothing to dispel that.
Celebs
Who is the sexy actress in the Ruffles Ultimate commercial?
Surely by now you have seen the Ruffles Ultimate commercial where a conservative woman joins a poker game with the guys and proceeds to get sexier as the ad rolls on culminating with her saying, “Ba-zing!” Want to know who she is?
TV
Conan mocks YouTube video response idiots
YouTube is full of idiots who post dramatic response videos to movie trailers. Conan decided to join this group of YouTubers with his response to the Superman Man of Steel trailer.
Humor
Man sets up camera to film ghosts, catches girlfriend boning teen son
There’s oblivious and then there’s “I caught my son having sex with my girlfriend while I tried to film some ghosts” oblivious.
Celebs
Jennifer Aniston GIFs — The Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology
After all these years, Jennifer Aniston still has it. Take a look at this week’s Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology.
Gaming
Xbox One: Everything you need to know about the new Xbox 360 iteration
The Xbox One is the new iteration of the Xbox slated to come out later this year in 2013. What is the “All in One Experience” that Microsoft is pushing out? Let’s find out.
Sports
Kevin Durant donates $1 million to Oklahoma disaster relief
Kevin Durant donated $1 million to the Red Cross disaster relief because Kevin Durant is a great American. The Thunder star stepped up to the plate when Oklahomans needed him the most.
Humor
msnNOW.com: 25 signs you’ve entered the real world
Or maybe we should call this 25 signs you’ve entered this weird stage of life where you’re definitely an adult, only you feel like you’re just pretending to be an adult, because God knows you are NOT an adult.
Celebs
Nana Meriwether in her final sexy photo shoot as Miss USA
Nana Meriwether might not be the most familiar name to everyone out there, but she’s the 2012 Miss USA. And she’s very attractive. Very.
Humor
Here’s Al Roker barking and annoying Matt Lauer on ‘Today’
The press has often maligned Today Show host Matt Lauer for being a dick behind the scenes. For the first time, he’s showing it on camera as he completely no-sold Al Roker barking for some reason…with palpable disgust.
Movies
Andrew Garfield played basketball with kids dressed as Spiderman
Spiderman needs to take breaks just like the rest of us. Instead of heading to Starbucks, Andrew Garfield went to a park and played basketball with kids in his full costume while shooting Amazing Spiderman 2.
Sports
Is Marlins pitcher Alex Sanabia about to throw a spitball?
The Evolution of a Spitball by Alex Sanabia.
Humor
Drunk guy at a hospital was bound to fail in some way
You have a drunk kid at a hospital being silly, dumb things are bound to happen. This video is a perfect example of that well-formed theory.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.21.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Gaming
‘Batman: Arkham Origins’ full trailer drops
Eight villains. One Batman. The odds aren’t good… for them.