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[4G] Newegg Monster HyperSpeed HDMI Fan Cave Sweepstakes

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Welcome to another edition of [4G] — Guyism Gear, Gadgets, and Goodies — where we bring you the latest in the stuff you need to see, do, own, or play, plus as is always the case we’re giving away something great. Read more

Who do you want Madonna to perform with at the Super Bowl?

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Rumors are swirling that Madonna will have some company for her Super Bowl halftime performance. A performance that I’m sure will be as exciting as some of her most recent work which includes, uh, er, “Born this way?” That was one of her newest songs right? Wait, that was Lady Gaga? Weird. Read more

Helena Christensen in lingerie is rather mind-blowing

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Danish fashion model Helena Christensen is 43 years-old. And she looks like this in lingerie. Ridiculous. Read more

Game combining ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and ‘Star Trek’ is an actual thing

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Coming soon to the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live is an oddball pairing of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and Star Trek that sounds pretty awesome. And naturally we’re not getting it. Read more

iPad thieves are idiots, send victim pictures of themselves

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You know, you’d think by now crooks would have gotten the message. Not a week goes by without some report of some jerk making off with a guy’s iPhone, only to be tracked down by his friends or the cops, arrested, and carted off to jail. Read more

Facebook comments record broken by woman trying to do something ‘phenomenal’

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Want to leave a legacy? Aim higher than Cathy Matthews, a woman who set a (unverified) record for the most Facebook comments on a single post. Read more

Beer scalpers are the scum of the earth

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Scalpers are the worst thing to ever happen to the entertainment industry. Have you ever tried to get tickets to a major show only to have them sold out in the first 2 minutes? The tickets without a doubt turn up on Craigslist at three times the price. Read more

Adriana Lima shows off her bikini modeling skills

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Here’s something completely different: Adriana Lima doing a bikini photo shoot in St. Barts. What’s different? These are BEFORE all the touch-ups happen. Not that she needs any. Damn. Read more

2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

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It’s a scientific fact that all porn stars want to crossover into the mainstream and be legitimate actresses. There’s probably even a hypothesis about it or something. What is a porn star really? Just a girl who went to the big city to follow her dreams of being a famous Hollywood star only to have her hopes go awry until she’s forced into having sex for a living. Read more

VIDEO: Getting drunk paid off for Andre Agassi

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In his prime, tennis legend Andre Agassi was no stranger to drunken nights out with the fellas. His 2009 book, “Open”, even detailed his use of crystal meth during a particularly low moment in his life. Those days are long behind Agassi now, as he’s shifted his focus to being a husband, father, and above ... Read more

VIDEO: And here’s a drunk girl smashing her face into a wall

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Note: Though they support your ceiling and allow you to hang portraits of dogs gambling illegally, walls are not your friends. Particularly when you’re drunk, high, or unable to afford lights. Take it away, drunk girl. Read more