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This is bodypaint like you have NEVER seen it before

These surreal depictions of animals, the human body and nature will have you wondering whether you really are looking at a human body or not. This is bodypaint taken to a whole new level.



Movies

8 summer blockbusters that never actually happened (and why)

The summer blockbuster is a revered staple of the movie calendar. Every year, big spectacles take over the theaters and remind us all that sharks and dinosaurs are terrifying and that aliens are lovable and misunderstood, or, more likely, bent on our extermination.

Humor

21 sex facts that will blow your mind

What do you really know about sex? What do you really know about orgasms, length, longevity and masturbation? Here are 21 sex facts that will absolutely blow your mind.

Movies

50 best sports movies ever

Sports movies come in many different varieties. Some of them might not be great movies from a critical perspective, but that misses the point entirely.

Humor

14 reasons big boobs suck in the summer

I assume this video was done from a woman’s perspective because, personally, big boobs are like the best thing about summer where I come from. Oh it is done from a woman’s perspective? Okay, that makes more sense then. Thanks.

Sports

5 teammates you’d love to have and hate to play against

Everyone thinks they want Kobe Bryant, Lawrence Taylor and Brett Favre on their team. But do you really want them as teammates? Other than the fact that they’re productive in play, those guys suck – as people.But it is possible in professional sports to be a

Celebs

The 29 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.