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Think your Valentine’s Day sucked? These people had it MUCH worse
How far will people go for free crap from Craigslist?
Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
I was wrong. Miley Cyrus hasn’t run out of ways to keep her name in the news. Now she’s having happy accidents where she’s “forced” to perform in her underwear during one of her Bangerz concerts.
To help you get the most bang for your $1 bills, we consulted illustrious stripper Elle Stanger from Portland’s famed Lucky Devil Lounge to find out what not to do when you’re at the rack.
I’m very excited today to announce a giveaway from Sol Republic of their Tracks Collegiate Series headphones in honor of March Madness.
Despicable Me 2 looked like a hilarious kid’s flick. Turns out it was just smut.
Tonight Show legend Johnny Carson was also apparently quite legendary in the bedroom as well if reports of a sex tape are to be believed.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the most viral video of 2014—”ice cream van.” A video that rivals YouTube greats like “Charlie bit my finger” and “Kid high as a kite after dentist.” Yes, it’s that good. Yes, I’ve watched it 50 times
Sad news bros, Sbarro filed for Chapter 11 today. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce about some of our favorite things from America’s greatest pizza place.
The newest Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer dropped last night and it is glorious.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Nobody photoshops fake nude photos of Kate Upton and gets away with it as one Web site is learning. The phony photo pheatures a photoshopped pic from an SI shoot with the headline, “Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014.”
Most people have a love/hate relationship with clowns. People who make a living portraying clowns love them and the rest of the world pretty much hates them.
If you didn’t like Justin Bieber before, these videos of him giving a deposition over a lawsuit where his bodyguard allegedly beat up a photographer most certainly won’t change your mind.
When it comes to oral sex, maybe it’s time to start phoning it in. Just don’t forget to use a dental dam…on your phone…when using this app.
This is an important post about two women in bikinis. Two women thought to be the hottest WAGs in sports. Let me reiterate how important this is.
A 22-year-old man lost a drunken bet five years ago. It was time to pay up.
South Park has been on the air for 17 seasons now, which probably comes as a bit of a surprise since a lot of you probably haven’t watched it in the last ten years. Yes, South Park is still going strong.
This video is labeled “knock out” and that about sums it up.
Aaron Craft hustles harder than any basketball player before him. He's on the Mount Rushmore of hustle. Just look at all these times Craft played the game the right way, all these times Craft's high motor and sneaky athleticism gave him an edge on the competition.
Olympic bobsledder…err, hurdler…whatever, Lolo Jones is finally getting a little R & R as she shared these bikini pics of a little vacation she took over the weekend.
Argument about blown call in pick-up basketball game goes next level when dudes start throwing weights
Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, don’t bring weapons to a pick-up basketball game because there are plenty around.
There’s a thousand and one reasons to use profanity (anger, surprise, boredom), but did you know there’s possible health benefits as well?
Some crazy woman in the Finnish basketball league went Kermit Washington on her opponent, leveling her with perhaps the worst sucker punch we’ve seen in years.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, the Jerry Seinfeld vehicle in a vehicle, got the porn parody treatment.
Hey coach, check out this tumbling routine I’ve been working on. It involves a cartwheel, a back spring and my arm creating a right angle and OMG.
Security camera catches man wearing only a thong robbing Batman costume from thrift shop then prancing around for 40 minutes
Holy bare buttocks Batman! Security video cameras captured this gentleman robbing a thrift store while wearing nothing but a G-string in Australia.
Sometimes relationships don’t work out, and when that happens somebody has to step up and give the “It’s not you, it’s me” speech or the “It’s definitely you and if you don’t pay attention to this restraining order I’m going to mace you” speech.
Crazy identical twins that share everything, including a boyfriend, get $200,000 in plastic surgery to look more identical
Meet identical twins Anna and Lucy DeCinque from Australia, they do everything together, including their boyfriend.
I have no idea how both the pilot and the skydiver walked away from this unbelievable collision.
Well that was quick. Wasn’t Stacy Keibler just dating perpetual bachelor George Clooney?
“Daddy, daddy, I’m ready to pick a winner for today’s game.” Go Blue!
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
Be prepared to experience this absolute stick-handling wizardry by Carolina Hurricanes prospect Sergey Tolchinsky.
The Utah football team finished its winter conditioning sessions on Friday and what better way to celebrate than having a full-blown dance-off.
Meet lil Jerimiah. This adorable tike has quite the advanced vocabulary for a 3-year-old.
Chicago Bulls rugged warrior, Joakim Noah, has a hidden soft and feminine side that he’s been hiding from us all these years.
Man is a naturally inquisitive creature, an explorer of the fringes of possibility if you will, and so it makes sense that when it comes to getting drunk, man has a habit of developing increasingly more potent ways to make that happen.
In tonight’s Who Would You Rather we have Charlize Theron and Christina Hendricks. Nothing more needs to be said. Vote on it.
This is probably a top five GIF in internet history. That’s not hyperbole. It’s totally true.
Since we started the day with a naked Victoria’s Secret model, and since it’s Friday, I thought we’d put a capper on the day by watching four other Victoria’s Secret models running around in bikinis for a full minute.