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Taste Test with Katie Nolan: Duck Balls
Arrested Development PRANK at the banana stand
The Great Catsby trailer
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
If you’re the kind of person who just has to own a little piece of plastic with a movie on it, here’s what you can get.
If you’re at a place in life in which you’d buy a love spell from a fortune teller, there’s probably no limit to how low you’d sink.
Another day, another Jose Canseco mental breakdown on Twitter. Jose’s beef today is with a woman he says accused him of rape. He of course claims otherwise. To Twitter we go!
We’re hardly experts on this art form, but we know that most sexts are terrible and embarrassing. Here are ways you can screw the sext pooch before even pressing “send.”
Eric Stonestreet hit the big time with Modern Family, and he likes to celebrate each season by going to Vegas. He told Jay Leno about his last trip when a fan unknowingly offered to pick up a round of $56 per pour bourbon.
Gentlemen, start your inadequacies: In this clip, Eric Spoto sets a raw bench press world record by hoisting a beastly 722 pounds.
Paulina Rubio has been named a judge for the next season of Simon Cowell’s X Factor along with Kelly Rowland. We already know a lot about Kelly, but what do we know about Paulina Rubio? Here’s a little primer.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Kim Kardashian’s swollen, gross feet, a doctor who instructed his patient to give her husband more blow jobs, and more!
No big deal, just sheep walking around to show their passion for Corona Light. It’s like advertising on acid.
Two Oklahoma guys were just trying to move apartments when the tornado started tearing things up in their state. They then quickly realized moving was a bad idea and sped away. This video chronicling their escape is hilarious.
Much of the hype surrounding the new Superman movie, Man of Steel, has been directed towards General Zod. He rains pain in the newest trailer, ominously titled “Fate of Your Planet.”
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
And by going splendidly, I mean that Lindsay Lohan’s rehab is as entertaining as one would have predicted it to be.
During the second quarter of last night’s game, the Grizzlies had one of the DERPIEST possessions of all-time. In all, six shots were missed at point blank range.
We love Alice Eve, even more so now that she confessed to Conan that she was a naughty schoolgirl. Intentionally sticking her boobs out for the entire interview doesn’t hurt her cause either.
Wolf Blitzer spoke with a woman and her baby about being fortunate survivors of the Oklahoma tornado. Wolf asks her if she thanks the Lord for her survival. Her reply? Not so much.
Heading to Las Vegas this summer? Good for you. Consider this your cheat sheet on the food, drink, and fun that can be had in Sin City.
In the first edition of our Taste Test series, Katie Nolan attempts a new food with a familiar twist for Katie: Duck Balls.
Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed Game of Thrones with a classic Coors Light commercial? Of course you have. Well, ponder no more because it’s happened. Here’s to dragons…and twins!
The YouTube uploader claims the woman in this video called her racial epithets, spat in her face, grabbed her by the hair, and kicked her. She seems like a real charmer if the video is any indication.
Leanna Bartlett was born and raised in the Ukraine and now she lives in Huntington Beach. She’s like the best of two worlds come together.
The ongoing feud between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods reached its nadir last night. During an awards ceremony, Sergio made a joke about Tiger and fried chicken.
When you’re a 14-year-old girl, people probably expect you to be more of a One Directioner than destroying the classic riff to Van Halen’s “Eruption”. Don’t tell that to this girl.
Ever wonder how your favorite celebs drop weight for movie roles? Wanna know how much gym time they put in for killer abs? Well, many of them resort to workouts and diets that are just plain disgusting. Here are some of the craziest.
There are some GIFs of Jennifer Aniston tonight that are must-see. You’re welcome internet.
Tom Green joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beer. He teamed up with Beau’s Brewing to create “The Tom Green Beer,” a milk stout with flavors of chocolate and coffee.
Bianca Beauchamp is something of an Internet legend. The sexy redheaded, often latex-covered model, has carved out a nice little niche for herself, and she’s done it using hot videos like this one.
Nothing says you’re a serious sports fan like putting your thoughts out there for all the world to see on a three-story-high billboard.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some dubiously motivational demotivational posters, beautiful eye candy, and more!
Nobody had a harder job last year than Bill O’Brien, the man who ushered in a new era at Penn State.
If you want a good laugh tune into ABC and watch a bunch of drunk women on The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses Courtney Stodden’s almost sex tape that might exist, a woman who thinks she’s too pretty to get a job, and more!
CinemaSins has cranked out more than 25 funny video critiques of movies. Identifying everything wrong with Mortal Kombat might be their biggest challenge yet.
Hope Dworaczyk was at one time at the top of the Guyism 100 so I figured you guys might be interested in this sexy video that the 2010 Playmate of the Year shot recently.
The price of shitty beer rose almost 7% in the last 7 months. It’s easy to blame the hipsters, but for once it’s not actually there fault. They’re still annoying though.
These 40 photos of bad tattoos are very therapeutic. No matter how bad a decision you ever make in a given day, just look at these folks and you will feel much better about yourself.
“Am I late for the Miguel leg drop orgy”, said Hulk Hogan on Twitter.
The secret to any successful comedy is gags that run throughout the series that make loyal fans feel special. Arrested Development has no shortage of inside jokes, 18 of which are represented in this supercut.
Russians are usually acknowledged as being one of the primary badasses of the world. This clip of a Russian soldier getting a bullet pulled from his head with pliers does nothing to dispel that.