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Celebs
Blake Lively looking all wet and sexy
Blake Lively has been missing in action since her show Gossip Girl ended last year. Sure, she got married to Ryan Reynolds, but that’s about it. So when I ran across this sexy photo shoot she did recently I figured we should have a look.
Movies
5 brilliant clues hidden in the background of movies
Sometimes a movie gives away its own ending (or at least crucial upcoming plot points) by dropping vague little hints early on. You just have to keep your eyes open.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 22 hilarious Thursday photos
In today’s Must See Imagery some interesting photobombs, beautiful women, and more!
Humor
Guy’s attempt at an impressive flip ends in an impressive face plant
The guy in this video makes an amazingly impressive attempt at flipping off a swing. Unfortunately, he stuck the landing with his face.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘Rookie Blue’ series premiere, Wings-Blackhawks
There’s no NBA playoff game tonight because David Stern is a nincompoop with no idea how to schedule. Elsewhere, ABC debuts a cop drama. Here’s what you need to watch.
Gadgets
The 8 coolest cars of Gumball 3000 2013
Marking the 15th anniversary of the Gumball 3000, those willing to pony up approximately $46,000 will enjoy world-class hotels and parties along the their trek. But most importantly, the Gumball rally plays host to some serious automotive porn.
Celebs
Nina Agdal going to prom with high school student
So this high school kid named Jake Davidson asked Kate Upton to go to prom with him. When she said no, Nina Agdal decided to take her place. Dammit.
Humor
Teen girl gets her jaw broken by bullies for looking like Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift is a beautiful woman. Eighteen-year-old Xenna Kristian, who occasionally is paid to impersonate Taylor Swift, is a beautiful woman, too. Unfortunately, one of them got her jaw broken for the resemblance.
Humor
18 Tom Hanks quotes to make you feel better about yourself
Sticking with our trend of paying homage to men revered by all, today we tackle the most memorable Tom Hanks quotes from over the years.
Food
This Korean guy is way too into his food. Seriously
This Korean guy is super into eating, repeating (in Korean, natch), “It’s gonna be tasty. I’m going to enjoy this meal.” He’s also hilariously creepy. So, hey, let’s watch him eat.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for May 23
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses an episode of Ke$ha’s new reality show where she drinks her own urine, Demi Moore’s boyfriend and his expensive penis, and more!
Sports
Jamaal Charles does not think highly of punters
Running backs work their ass off in practice. They run laps, they do drills, they push their bodies to the limit. Punters on the other hand, well, they sleep. Jamaal Charles has had enough of their shenanigans.
Music
Zach Sobiech just died but this video tribute to his life will make it dusty
Last December, we posted a video from a terminally ill kid who learned to play music to sing his feelings to his family. He recently passed away but this Soul Pancake bio of his life is going to make you feel a lot of things.
Celebs
Throwback Thursday: Meg Ryan
Meg Ryan will forever be remembered for her fake orgasm scene in the 1989 film When Harry Met Sally… Today let’s take a look back at her career and see what she’s been up to lately.
Movies
More new ‘Man Of Steel’ images
It’s like we’re reading a comic book of the movie or something!
Humor
Seth Rogen will now teach us all how to roll a Cross Joint
Why is Seth Rogen up at 4AM teaching no one in particular to roll the Cross Joint made famous by Pineapple Express? Why was it the first thing he did on Facebook? Who knows. Let’s just learn more about it.
Celebs
So Ke$ha drank her own pee
It’s not like she could make her mouth any less kissable, really.
Entertainment
POV Cleavage: 69 pics of boobs from her vantage point
Fellas, would you like to see the world through her point of view? Take a look at this week’s Guyism tribute to POV clevage: 69 pics of boobs from her vantage point.
Food
Chocolate fountain creates impressive optical illusion
What do you get when you combine a spinning chocolate sculpture and a perfectly timed strobe light? A mind-blowing optical illusion.
Sports
MMA fighter sues sex shop because gel burned his genitalia
MMA fighter Michael Waylon Lowe claims a penis gel he bought from a sex store left his genitals burned and disfigured. He is suing the sex shop and the manufacturer for $50,000.
Celebs
Amanda Bynes says pictures of her are not pictures of her
Amanda Bynes has had quite an eventful week: rejected from a private plane and now there are some rather incriminating photos of her in her apartment which she claims are totally not her.
Health
msnNOW.com: High IQ = high sex drive, according to sexy study
Looking for a partner with a revved up sex drive? Add high IQ to your list of dating requirements.
TV
‘Workaholics’ cast raps ‘Straight Out of Mordor’ on Conan
The cast of Workaholics appeared on Conan as their rap alter-egos, the Wizards, where they performed everyone’s favorite NSFW magical jam, “Straight out of Mordor.”
Humor
Hot model arrested after faking abduction and attack
Kayla Earl just wanted to be loved. But sometimes love leaves you on the side of a road with a Walmart bag on your head.
Movies
Ryan Gosling’s ‘Only God Forgives’ booed at Cannes
The cinematic elite, if only in their own minds, booed Ryan Gosling’s new movie, Only God Forgives, at the Cannes Film Festival. Maybe he should take that break from acting after all.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.24.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Kendall Jenner got destroyed on Twitter by Frances Bean Cobain, others
Far be it from me to condone the hurting of the feelings of a 17 year-old, but Kendall Jenner is a Kardashian by blood so her feelings bone was more than likely removed at birth.
Humor
Little girl is better at Marvel trivia than you
Unless you’re the biggest and baddest of the Marvel dorks, odds are that this little girl named Mia Grace is better than you at Marvel trivia. No shame there.
Movies
Metallica ‘Through the Never’ 3D concert/movie trailer
Metallica is coming to the big screen with their new film, Through the Never. It’s a 3D concert with a storyline woven throughout.
Sports
Astros vendor made poopy snow cones
How do you like your snow cones? Flavored? Spinkles on top? How about a side of fecal matter? An Astros vendor was caught taking a dump next to a whole box of his product.
Sports
22 fantastic sports tumblrs you should follow
Any fears that Yahoo! will make tumblr more corporate and less irreverent are seemingly unfounded. That means it will be weird, funny, beautiful business as usual for these 22 great sports-themed tumblrs.
Humor
Guy reenacts conversations with his 2-year-old kid with another adult man
This video might be the most brilliant usage of the hilarity that comes from parenting that you’ll ever see on the Internet. Within, a dad reenacts the conversation with his daughter with an adult man playing the part of his baby girl.
Movies
Jennifer Aniston strips in ‘We’re the Millers’ trailer
The We’re the Millers trailer features Jennifer Aniston giving a lap dance and stripping. Do you really even need to know what the movie is about?
Celebs
Jess Davies is the future of British glamour modeling
Jess Davies first came to our attention back in December when I said that she has “a bright future in glamour modeling.” I now revise that to she has the potential to be the queen of British glamour modeling.
Humor
Morgan Freeman fell asleep on live TV
Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine appeared on a Seattle station to promote new movie Now You See Me. Michael Caine talked and sold the movie. Morgan Freeman slept.
Humor
Ibiza club ad features the 80s, sex, and zombies because of course it does
Ibiza club Marquee decided that it needed a sizzle reel to promote its club. So it pretended it had an energy drink, made girls do sexy things, and added some zombies for some reason. Ibiza!
Sports
BLOOPER: Michael Bourn turns routine fly ball into home run
If Miguel Cabrera’s Triple Crown attempt comes down to a single home run, well, Tiger fans have Michael Bourn to thank. The Indians outfielder bumbled a routine fly ball late in the game, sending it over the fence.
Humor
10 glaring spelling-grammar mistakes that make you look like an ass on the Internet
The biggest problem with common spelling and grammar mistakes isn’t the fact that it makes written words a chore to read, but actually because it can make even the smartest person look like an idiot.
Sports
LeBron James game-winning layup in overtime to beat Pacers
LeBron James beat the Pacers in overtime with this uncontested layup.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Alice Eve was a naughty schoolgirl who lifted her skirt
There’s hot and there’s Alice Eve, of Star Trek fame. Look what she had to say last night on Conan in tonight’s edition of GIFs.