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Celebs
So is Beyonce pregnant or not?
This whole “Is Beyonce pregnant or not” situation is starting to bug me. Let’s break down the facts as we currently know them.
Sports
Donte Stallworth nabbed by CIA after taking pics of headquarters
Today in bad ideas—taking pics at CIA headquarters. Wide receiver Donte Stallworth received a warning from CIA security after stopping on the side of the road to take photos.
Alcohol
Vulcan Ale is the unofficial beer of Star Trek
Trekkies rejoice; Vulcan Ale is becoming a real product! I caution you though, this new brew out of Canada could cause beer geeks and Star Trek geeks to combine forces to create some new species of mega-geek.
Movies
6 things every summer blockbuster has in common
Every summer, Hollywood spends billions of dollars trying to blow your mind with hot action thrill-rides with amazing special effects, but here are six things that every summer blockbuster has in common.
Humor
This woman thinks she’s too pretty to get a job
Laura Fernee is a 33-year-old woman who thinks that the reason she can’t hold a job is her ravishing beauty. Prepare your judgment!
Movies
Hangover Trilogy remix – ‘F*ck on Me’ by Mike Relm
Mike Relm remixed the Hangover trilogy in advance of Hangover III. The movie actually looks good, but I might just watch Mike Relm’s remix a few more times and save the $12 a ticket would cost. NSFW language, obviously.
Music
The best and worst of the Billboard Music Awards
Miguel leg-dropped a woman in spectacular fashion during last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Here are some other best and worst moments.
Celebs
Nikki Du Plessis is a sexy South African ‘one to watch’
Nikki Du Plessis is a sexy model from South Africa that you may not have heard of before. Luckily our buds over at Kaloopy Media know her and shot a smoking hot new video with her.
Humor
Bear chasing man up tree is the most Russian thing ever
This video from a couple years back is picking up viral steam now. And with good reason since it features a bear chasing a Russian man up a tree. No, really.
Sports
Miguel Cabrera goes 4-4 with 3 home runs; is really good at baseball
Sunday night was big for guys named Miguel. One nearly decapitated a woman on live TV and the other had one of the best offensive games in MLB history.
Advice
6 unexpected things that may end a relationship
Single people often seem to be pining for someone to love and spend their days with. But they may not realize that being part of a couple brings on its own set of issues to deal with.
TV
Game of Thrones recap: Review of Season 3 Episode 8 ‘Second Sons’
The latest Game of Thrones episode just aired on HBO. You need to know what I think so you know what to think. So let’s talk about Game of Thrones S03E08 “Second Sons” starting…now.
Music
Miguel lands on a fan’s head during Billboard Music Awards
Miguel attempted to jump over a group of fans during tonight’s Billboard Music Awards. He failed miserably. In the process, he crushed some poor lady’s head.
TV
7 of the most subtly depressing sitcom premises of all time
The sitcom is a staple of the American television experience. Wholesome, simple, for years its familiar laugh track has served as the cue for us to turn off our brains, curl up on the couch and descend into a blissful, stupid nirvana.
Sports
Alexis Normand gives us the worst national anthem anthem ever
Everyone take note, this is how you butcher our national anthem. During today’s Memorial Cup, Alexis Normand (a Canadian folk and jazz singer) valiantly pushed through the song despite fumbling and bumbling most of the words. It’s painful.
Humor
Saturday Night Links: Enjoyable
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
Movies
Here is the ‘Anchorman 2′ trailer
The Anchorman 2 trailer was just released and uh, it’s not really a trailer. It’s the News 4 team standing around firing off one-liners. A friendly reminder that this movie will never live up to the hype.
Humor
Brilliant science teacher almost starts a major fire during class experiment
Bill Nye made being a science guy look easy. This high school chemistry teacher makes it look as complicated as it actually is.
Gadgets
What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
This weekly feature is a round-up, in conjunction with our friend Tim over at Cool Material, of the hot new products appearing online this week.
Humor
Guy reverses water bowl prank in most amazing way possible
One guy tries to prank his friend into getting a bowl of water dropped on his head. Unfortunately for him, the tables are quickly turned in a most impressive fashion.
Celebs
Aubrey O’Day has one rocking Instagram account
With news that Danity Kane is planning on reuniting (even without Diddy… gasp!) it was a nice reminder that Aubrey O’Day was still out there, so I wondered what she’s been up to lately. And what better place to find that out than Instagram!
Humor
9 types of drivers that piss everyone off
Traffic in America is getting worse every year, but drivers have always been consistently shitty. Have you ever wondered why every time you get in your car you seem to be the only competent one out there?
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Reverse eating GIFs
This amazing GIF of a man eating cotton candy in reverse leads tonight’s GIF meme.
Movies
A big pile of new ‘Man Of Steel’ images
Jimmy Olsen is a girl in this movie. Start writing your fan fiction now.
Celebs
Candice Boucher was created to model bikinis
Candice Boucher, arguably the second sexiest model from South Africa, has been missing from this site for way, way too long. It’s been almost two years. We remedy that today with two sexy new videos (including one in a bikini).
TV
Fox News: 16 lies, blunders and conspiracy theories
Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News has been accused of a lot of negative things over the years. These are the 16 most glaring lie, blunders and conspiracy theories about the network.
Movies
Blazed Movie Reviews: ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’
They have those machines on the Enterprise that can make anything, right? I wonder if Scotty ever made a bong.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 hilarious photos to get you through the weekend
In today’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including adorable animals, even more adorable cleavage, and more!
Alcohol
45 ways to open a beer – the ultimate compilation
There are two things we can all use more of – beer and ways to open beer. This compilation of YouTube’s finest beer opening techniques will have you honing your skills for days.
TV
What to watch this weekend: ‘Mad Men’, ‘Game of Thrones’
Some unfortunate scheduled by the NBA has led to a weekend devoid of many games. Elsewhere, Game of Thrones and Mad Men continue their Sunday night dominance. Here’s what you need to watch this weekend.
Sports
Nate Diaz suspended for calling fellow UFC fighter, ‘biggest fag in the world’
UFC had no choice but to suspend Nate Diaz after he called another fighter the “biggest fag in the world” on Twitter. Diaz has since deleted the account but the damage had already been done.
Celebs
Christina Hendricks shows why she’s our favorite ‘Mad Men’ star
Christina Hendricks pretty much defies description. She is almost one of a kind. Name another female celebrity that possesses all the attributes that Christina Hendricks possesses. You simply can’t.
TV
Jim O’Heir creates ‘Abercrombie for Fat People’
Jimmy Kimmel Live addressed the Abercrombie anti-fat fiasco by having Parks and Rec star Jim O’Heir demonstrate how fat people can still wear Abercrombie clothes. Well, Abercrombercrombercrombie & Fitch.
Sports
The most revealing Freudian slips in sports broadcasting
When the average Joe has a slip of the tongue it’s not a big deal. When this happens to an athlete or commentator… miked up… on live television, well that’s a different matter altogether.
TV
‘Dexter’ season 8 official trailer reveals new nemesis
Showtime released its official trailer for Dexter Season 8, and it finally reveals who his main foe will be in this his final year of killing.
Humor
This dog is super into Adele songs
The dog in this video, Rev, has heard this song by Adele since he was a puppy. When he hears it now, he has to get up and “sing.”
Food
Kid buys Coke recipe on eBay for $15 million
When the supposed recipe for Coke went up on eBay this week, a teenage kid did what we all would have done. He bid $15 million for it. Now he has 3 days to come up with the cash or eBay will murder his family.
Celebs
Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Humor
Dad teaches girl about driving in Russia with idiots
A dad explains to his daughter the dangers of driving in Russia on their car’s dash cam. Then, a real life example happens before their eyes as a reckless motorcyclist eats it. Hard.
Celebs
25 GIFs Salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chick gifs
The lovely Melanie Iglesias, Angelina Jolie and a mystery woman highlight this week hot chick GIFs.