You know why I like Jess Greenberg? Because she’s right up front (pardon the pun) with doing what it takes to get people to listen to her music.
Everyone thinks they want Kobe Bryant, Lawrence Taylor and Brett Favre on their team. But do you really want them as teammates? Other than the fact that they’re productive in play, those guys suck – as people.But it is possible in professional sports to be a
He started from the bottom…
Listen, if there’s even the smallest inkling that Kate Upton might do Playboy someday I am going to take it as a positive sign. Who’s with me?!
It seems that the World Cup has a lot more in common with the Academy Awards than it does the Super Bowl. Of course, not all floppers are created equal as the guys we celebrate today are TRULY special.
The leader of the Wyatt Family now a member of Cena-nation?
Boring Friday at work? Why not watch this video and trip balls?
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
It’s a big day for destroying houses with motor vehicles.
It’s settled, if I was reincarnated as an animal I’m certain I’d come back as a cockatoo.
LeBron James will return to the Cleveland Cavaliers four years after spurning them for the Miami Heat, according to Lee Jenkins of Sports Illustrated.
Were you planning on never sleeping again? Well then, do I have the video for you!
WWE Diva Nikki Bella is one of the most definite must-follows on Instagram, but her sister Brie rarely shows skin on her account so when they BOTH shared bikini pics yesterday it was cause for celebration.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Countless movies get canned for a myriad of reasons.
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Matthew Stafford’s future bride, Kelly Hall, did the worm. So did another girl in a bikini. Let’s watch this moment over and over again.
Every athlete needs to think about life after his playing career has ended.
People have blamed Florida weirdness on migration patterns, old people, politics, weather and economics. Maybe all of those have something to do with it, maybe they don’t, but someone needed to figure this out.
That’s right. Margot Robbie, the amazingly hot naked chick in The Wolf of Wall Street, claims that she doesn’t think she’s “particularly attractive.” Uh, wut?
TV shows get canceled all the time. And usually they deserve it. But every once in a while, a true gem of a show gets canceled before it even gets a chance to really find an audience.
There are freakouts and there are absolute meltdowns. This guy’s reaction falls somewhere north of Chernobyl.
Demolition derby needs less cars and more meth houses.
It’s free Slurpee day from 7-Eleven! Rejoice and get brain freeze! Here’s everything you need to know about how to claim your free Slurpee.
The guy who is really good at impersonating a girl is back. Again.
Brett Rutledge will soon be the bearer of a new Alabama state fishing record, after hauling in a gargantuan 84.9 pound Cubera Snapper off of Dauphin Island.
A couple of weeks ago it was reported that Selena Gomez was thinking about getting a boob job (for Justin Bieber, ugh). Now new pics have us wondering if she didn’t already do it.
Wow, that dude can really jump. And look at that pretty girl in her pretty bridesmaid dress. What a great pic and wait, hold on. Did he just kung-fu that chick in the head? And did he just split his pants? This went from great pic to greatest pic ever.
I'm angry this morning. I'm angry because the Twitter mob and the self-righteous assholes on Facebook got their way again. 17-year-old World Cup fan Axelle Despiegelaere lost her modeling contract with L'Oreal because she said something stupid on social media.
As it turns out, “fuck her right in the pussy” is not something TV stations want broadcasted to millions of people. This poor schmuck learned that lesson the hard way.
Because I know most of you Guyism readers are sporting $180K+ cars around town, I just wanted to remind you to not let valets park them.
In tonight’s Throwback Who Would You Rather, we pit the very best of the 80s—Elle Macpherson and Cindy Crawford. Who you got?
You know what makes reminiscing about some of the best and most fun films of the 1980′s better? Reminiscing about them by looking at amazing GIFs of those films.
In today’s edition of the Must See Imagery we take a look at the funniest photos on the web from Facebook, Tumblr, and Reddit.
I hate summer, I hate the heat, I hate the humidity, I’m an insufferable curmudgeon when the summer temps spike, and I’m unapologetic about my hatred of the heat.
Bar Refaeli. What can we say that hasn’t already been said? I mean, put her in sexy lingerie and BOOM, greatness happens.
Now I want to watch The Sopranos and play Grand Theft Auto.
What a short, strange trip it was.
This review of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ from The Onion’s Peter Rosenthal has basically told me everything I need to know about the movie.
Doesn’t it seem like we had way more cool choices in the cereal aisle back in the 1990s? That’s because we did and sadly, 26 of those cereals are now gone forever.
Ring girl, model, and bodybuilder Michelle Ulibarri is the embodiment of outstanding modern ambition let loose upon both the camera and the American fitness industry.
There are simply too many ‘WTF’ stories to come out of Florida every week for me to report on in real-time.
I still don’t know what Sara Jean Underwood’s been doing since Attack of the Show went off the air, but whatever it is she’s definitely still staying in yoga pants shape.
Why is it that in TV commercials we’re expected to believe anything and everything?
Sex is a lot like soccer.
We’ve reached peak LeBron everyone. Within hours, we’ll know where King James is taking his talents. As such, here are 18 ridiculous headlines we hope to see.
Vanessa Hudgens is back showing off her cute little bod as the spokesperson for Bongo wearing their latest gear and looking as sexy as ever.
Can we get her a role in the next X-Men movie? Clearly this qualifies as a superpower, right?
Most of us like our celebrities to be well-spoken. However, some had to work harder than others. Here are 13 celebrities who had to overcome speech impediments throughout their lives.
Not one to pick nits, but Kim Kardashian is about as much a “working mom” as I am a billionaire industrialist playboy who dresses up as a bat and fights a rogues gallery of evil villains.