what GUYS need to know RIGHT NOW
SPEED ROUND[with Katie Nolan]
BEST OF THE WEB[it may be out there, but you found it here]
Guyism OriginalsSee Em All
Arrested Development PRANK at the banana stand
The Great Catsby trailer
The Perfect Eyewitness Interview supercut
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
This amazing GIF of a man eating cotton candy in reverse leads tonight’s GIF meme.
Jimmy Olsen is a girl in this movie. Start writing your fan fiction now.
Candice Boucher, arguably the second sexiest model from South Africa, has been missing from this site for way, way too long. It’s been almost two years. We remedy that today with two sexy new videos (including one in a bikini).
Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News has been accused of a lot of negative things over the years. These are the 16 most glaring lie, blunders and conspiracy theories about the network.
They have those machines on the Enterprise that can make anything, right? I wonder if Scotty ever made a bong.
In today’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including adorable animals, even more adorable cleavage, and more!
There are two things we can all use more of – beer and ways to open beer. This compilation of YouTube’s finest beer opening techniques will have you honing your skills for days.
Some unfortunate scheduled by the NBA has led to a weekend devoid of many games. Elsewhere, Game of Thrones and Mad Men continue their Sunday night dominance. Here’s what you need to watch this weekend.
UFC had no choice but to suspend Nate Diaz after he called another fighter the “biggest fag in the world” on Twitter. Diaz has since deleted the account but the damage had already been done.
Christina Hendricks pretty much defies description. She is almost one of a kind. Name another female celebrity that possesses all the attributes that Christina Hendricks possesses. You simply can’t.
Jimmy Kimmel Live addressed the Abercrombie anti-fat fiasco by having Parks and Rec star Jim O’Heir demonstrate how fat people can still wear Abercrombie clothes. Well, Abercrombercrombercrombie & Fitch.
When the average Joe has a slip of the tongue it’s not a big deal. When this happens to an athlete or commentator… miked up… on live television, well that’s a different matter altogether.
Showtime released its official trailer for Dexter Season 8, and it finally reveals who his main foe will be in this his final year of killing.
The dog in this video, Rev, has heard this song by Adele since he was a puppy. When he hears it now, he has to get up and “sing.”
When the supposed recipe for Coke went up on eBay this week, a teenage kid did what we all would have done. He bid $15 million for it. Now he has 3 days to come up with the cash or eBay will murder his family.
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
A dad explains to his daughter the dangers of driving in Russia on their car’s dash cam. Then, a real life example happens before their eyes as a reckless motorcyclist eats it. Hard.
The lovely Melanie Iglesias, Angelina Jolie and a mystery woman highlight this week hot chick GIFs.
LinkedIn’s decision to prevent prostitutes from using the site to market themselves has one legal brothel owner feeling, well, screwed.
Comedies come and go as people’s TV tastes change, but some shows hold a place in our hearts forever. Are these the 10 best TV comedies of all time? We’ll let you decide.
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan answers all your viewer email questions, like which Nickelodeon game show she’d rather be on and FAVORITE CAKE.
“Why are you in jail?” “I murdered a guy.” “Me too. How about you, new guy?” “I rubbed my penis on pepperoni and got caught.”
Catalina Otalvaro. Remember her? Anyone who is a long-time reader of Guyism does. She was at or near the top of the Guyism 100 for several weeks early in 2012.
How much rice and raw seafood can you eat in five minutes? If you said anything less than five pounds, don’t bother stepping up to this challenge. Even some of Stuffed‘s amateur competitive eaters couldn’t cut the wasabi mustard.
Guyism’s favorite rockstar alcoholic, Ali Spagnola, was deemed to dangerous for Michigan Tech University. Ali tells the tale of being actively blocked from playing her Power Hour drinking show and being banned from even hanging out in the bars.
When you’re wealthy enough to buy a Maserati, you’re probably wealthy enough to also destroy a Maserati. One owner was so frustrated with poor customer service that he opted to have his car smashed to bits outside the Chinese dealership.
J.J. Watt may have finally met his match in the form of a robot named after him. ‘Watt’ is owned and operated by 12-year-old leukemia patient Cristian Beasley who uses it to attend classes.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Selena Gomez released her sexy music video for her song “Come & Get It” last week, but this video shows Selena and her dancers back in the studio getting down to the song.
Not sure how to set up this video other than to say “Wow is this f’d up.” Within, a prisoner gets angry for some reason and cold-cocks an unsuspecting corrections officer in a brutal KO.
Steve Carrell delivered two lines as Michael Scott in The Office finale. One was his Mona Lisa.
Reading is for losers, but we’ll make exception for Marty Beckerman’s ’90s Island: A Novella. It’s a ridiculous tale of using Kickstarter to fund the recreation of the ’90s and even has an era-appropriate promotional website.
Dustin Penner has some of the best tweets on the Web (going after Nickelback and calling out McDonald’s). Listen to what he thinks about the NHL playoffs, stalkers, catfishers, and more in this funny new podcast.
The Ian Kinsler slide, LFL players twerking and Mike Babcock rollin’ with his homies lead this week’s edition of sports memes and GIFs.
YouTuber the1janitor came across that S thing that kids used to draw growing up and tried to find out where he came from. The origin is more confusing than you’d think.
Heather Graham is in the upcoming Hangover Part III so it only makes sense that she posed for this sexy new photo shoot and video for Vegas magazine.
A little girl tries to say frog. It sounds like profanity. Kids these days have no class, basically.
An outstanding season for the Golden State Warriors came to an end last night. A bounce here, a bounce there in Game 1 and maybe we’re telling a different story. But alas, the veteran Spurs were too much to handle.
Every guy is different. Some of us like sports, some like the theater, some like to dress up, and some are afraid to wear pants. So it’s hard to find things that just about every guy agrees on.
There’s drunk and then there’s “I’m so drunk that I got stuck in a kid’s high chair and needed the cops to get me out” drunk. This guy is setting a bar of excellence.