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Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Well, this addition of Hailey Clauson just about sews it up. Beach Bunny Swimwear pretty much now has the hottest group of models in the world.
If you’re like me, then you’re probably lazy as hell and in need of some simple life hacks.
Only the good die young.
Spring is here and for many this means sneezing, coughing, wheezing, and itching. To help you better prepare for the allergy season, here are five things you might not know about spring allergies.
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
Ariana Grande was one of the 50 women we said that we needed to keep an eye on in 2014 so in case you weren’t paying attention to her, this seriously sexy cover for her new single “Problem” will do the trick.
The fact of the matter is that not everyone was once the caption of their championship winning varsity squad, there were in fact hoards of unathletic dudes.
Another day, another hockey player getting drilled in the face with a puck and posting on social media and OH GOD, stop it people.
In the final episode of Lindsay Lohan’s reality show this Sunday LiLo talks about why she made that list of famous dudes she had sex with, and how humiliated she was that it leaked…right around when her show premiered.
Vodka flavors are all the rage, so we’re making Peeps-infused vodka to celebrate Easter. Just be sure to pour a little out for your homie, Jesus, on Good Friday.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
The Mustang turns 50 this year. Ford is celebrating with a limited edition model that’ll make your eyeballs sweat.
Mike Tyson threw out the first pitch for the Pirates-Brewers game yesterday and well, dude kinda throws like a girl. Kind of, sort of. Not that throwing like a girl is bad or anything.
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
I’m not sure why the world is always so shocked when politicians get caught up in sex scandals.
There are a surprising number of everyday foods that, if you’re not careful, could straight-up wreck your day. Or slightly worse, end your life! Tread lightly around these 10.
There was a point in time when Cheryl Cole was the undisputed sexiest WAG in the world. Then she dumped her dog of a husband and was no longer eligible for that title. Too bad, because, dayum!
This year, the stoner’s holiest of holy days, 4/20, falls on Easter, and while everyone else is busy chasing giant bunnies and filling up on candy, you’ll be, well, busy chasing giant bunnies and filling up on candy.
Here’s a look at some of our favorite moments from ESPN 30 for 30 on the Bad Boys.
Cheyenne Randall is a Seattle-based artist with a love of tattoos and iconic personalities.
In the least surprising, but most hilarious news ever, Tracy Morgan was once a barbershop model.
Meet Mike Amess, a man who says that he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the Kardshians and says that viewing a semi-naked Kim makes him vomit.
You’re probably about three cups deep already, but do you really know how the caffeine in coffee and energy drinks actually work?
Pablo Larrazábal called it the scariest moment of his career. The Spanish golfer was standing at the fifth hole of the Maybank Malaysian Open when he was attacked by a swarm of hornets. The attack was so vicious Larrazábal jumped into a water hazard to escape.
This isn’t a Portlandia skit.
Joel Quenneville vehemently disagreed with a call during last night’s Blackhawks-Blues game. So he yelled, screamed, threw a tantrum and yep, that’s him grabbing his crotch.
Listen, if you love me, you’ll vote for Nicki Minaj tonight. Mostly because she’s a real woman with curves and stuff. But hey, if you like skinny girls who are only popular because of their daddy, well…
Maybe I just never noticed until now but damn, Alex Trebek is sexist as hell. Tonight there was a "Madden Cover Men" category on Jeopardy and there were three female contestants. Much to Trebek's dismay, the ladies cleaned house. Then Alex dropped this line.
My only wish is that this GIF was perfectly looped. But yeah, not going to complain. This is as good as it gets.
There are certain travel “disasters” that everyone encounters and then there are these 10 real-life misfortunes, which are so catastrophic that they’re certain to make you rethink your annual getaway.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, funny furry creatures, sexy ladies, and more!
Last year we shared a couple of videos of Internet latex legend Bianca Beauchamp dressed up as Jessica Rabbit and a maid. They don’t hold a candle to this workout video she recently shared.
Tonight, ESPN continues their 30 for 30 series with the Bad Boys Pistons, a team that tortured the NBA both physically and mentally in the late 80s, early 90s. Few understand how good that team really was, few understand their impact on the league.
As we’ve done many times here in the past, today we’re paying homage to a man who has had a profound impact on pop-culture, Eddie Murphy.
The ass. One of the most hilarious body parts, yes, but also one of the most fascinating. The sun doesn’t shine there, but the light of scientific knowledge does. Read on…
Pretty much anytime Sofia Vergara does something on video you know it’s going to be good. Especially when it’s a cover shoot for a magazine. Hey, look! She did a cover shoot for a magazine!
Nick Kroll, Seth Green, Topanga and Blake Griffin did a live reading of ‘Space Jam’ and it was spectacular
Space Jam has a special place in the hearts of many.
WWE News and Rumors — Superstar suffers 100th TV loss & Mick Foley knows real reason Punk walked away
After news this morning of ESPN stealing away WWE talent, here’s more WWE rumors and news that circling around the web.
Three consecutive championships. That’s what’s on the line. Only two franchises have accomplished it since the merger. Stakes like that are bound to make for great moments.
This kinda sounds fake but whatever, it's too hilarious not to pass on. An email from an adult kickball team asks players not to hump each other until later on in the season. You know,
No one wants to be labeled a cheater, but when there’s temptation to get a leg up on opponents, some athletes will take the chance. Like these guys, for example.
Since Jessica Alba has finally come out of hiding in order to promote the fact that she finally made a film again we thought this would be a good week to feature her on “Throwback Thursday.”
Justin Verlander K’d Jason Kipnis on 3 pitches to get out of a bases-loaded jam in the third inning. Kipnis was not happy with one of those strike calls, pleaded his case to home plate Lance Barrett. Words were exchanged then BOOM, an emphatic ejection.
If you’re an NYC club person, and you noticed the club kids getting crazy young, you’re probably not imagining stuff. You’re also probably going to get arrested.
Ah yes, Coachella. A festival of art, music and women dressing like half-naked hippies. Not that we’re complaining or anything.
Joan Rivers was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday when the subject of Gwyneth Paltrow came up and phrases like “stick up her rear end” entered the conversation.
After seeing these 40 photos I challenge you to leave a comment below with ONE good reason as to why we shouldn’t abolish bras forever!
If what you and your partner do between the sheets is no longer doing much for you, but you’re faking satisfaction for appearances’ sake, you may be fooling…no one, according to a new study.
I am so ready for this second season of Orange is the New Black to be here. Even if Laura Prepon is dating Tom Cruise.
Even though kid’s movies are made with a certain age in mind, film makers usually throw in jokes, characters or even entire scenes strictly for the amusement of adults.