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Skater kid gets an excruciating dose of instant karma to the balls

This young skater bro just wants to ride the rail, but the fun police are putting a stop to it. In hindsight it would have been a very prudent decision for the kid and his testicles to not ride the rail.


The Stoner Bucket List: 20 things to do for 4/20

Tomorrow is the biggest day for pot smokers everywhere, an international celebration for lovers of cannabis the world over. But it can be difficult to figure out how to make your 4/20 different than any other day so we’re providing you with this Stoner Bucket List


Pavel Datsyuk beats the Bruins with magical goal

When Pavel Datsyuk retires I sincerely hopes he takes his show to Vegas. The Magic Man did it again last night against the Bruins, going between his legs in the neutral zone and firing a wicked wrister passed Tuuka Rask.


What your workout clothes say about you

Before you hit the gym you should put a little thought into what you’re gonna wear there, because nobody will take you seriously if you’re doing bicep curls in pajama pants.


The 22 best athletes born in the ’90s

While some of us were plotting a career as a professional athlete in the 90s, a few of the current stars were just being born. These are the best athletes born in the ’90s.


How to make Peeps-infused vodka

Vodka flavors are all the rage, so we’re making Peeps-infused vodka to celebrate Easter. Just be sure to pour a little out for your homie, Jesus, on Good Friday.


Mike Tyson kinda throws like a girl

Mike Tyson threw out the first pitch for the Pirates-Brewers game yesterday and well, dude kinda throws like a girl. Kind of, sort of. Not that throwing like a girl is bad or anything.


The 36 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.


Golfer jumps into lake to avoid swarm of hornets

Pablo Larrazábal called it the scariest moment of his career. The Spanish golfer was standing at the fifth hole of the Maybank Malaysian Open when he was attacked by a swarm of hornets. The attack was so vicious Larrazábal jumped into a water hazard to escape.


Why is Alek Trebek so sexist?

Maybe I just never noticed until now but damn, Alex Trebek is sexist as hell. Tonight there was a "Madden Cover Men" category on Jeopardy and there were three female contestants. Much to Trebek's dismay, the ladies cleaned house. Then Alex dropped this line.