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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
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Humor
Guyism Speed Round for June 17
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a new part of the human body discovered by scientists, a disgusting scratch n’ sniff, and more!
Sports
Starling Marte made an unbelievable catch to end an inning
With two outs in the third inning, Pirates left fielder Starling Marte stretched out for a ball off the bat of Brandon Phillips and robbed him of an extra base hit. It’s one of the best catches we’ve seen this season.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Sofia Vergara tweets out amazing booty pic
If you look real, real closely the pic is moving. Just keep staring, trust me.
Humor
Dog learns about the dangers of helicopters in perfect five second video
Scout the dog is mad at a toy helicopter. And now he knows that toy helicopters are not to be f’d with.
Alcohol
Chill a beer in one minute with the TurboCool
TurboCool launched a Kickstarter campaign for their beverage cooling device that can supposedly cool your beer “in just seconds” without any electricity. It’s basically a salad spinner for beer.
Celebs
Gisele Bundchen got kinda naked for a new fashion video
Gisele Bundchen may now be a mother of two, but her moneymaker is still in tip top working order as evidenced by this sexy new video.
Sports
15 athletes who make less than their WAGs
Some people claim that guys are intimidated by women who are more successful than they are. Obviously, that tenet doesn’t apply to these select few athletes.
Alcohol
New ‘Game of Thrones’ beer – Take the Black stout
Brewery Ommegang’s 2nd Game of Thrones beer, Take the Black, is “a stout as dark as the winters that once engulfed Westeros, as robust as the men who swear their oaths at the Weirwood Tree.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 23 hilarious photos to get you through Monday
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, funny furry creatures, sexy ladies, and more!
Movies
‘Snowpiercer’ trailer is a crazy ride
A new Ice Age. A perpetual-motion train. Tilda Swinton. Crazy accents. Is this working for you?
TV
What to watch tonight: Stanley Cup Finals
We’re scraping the bottom of the barrel in a desperate attempt to find you things to watch.
Alcohol
Old Heaven Hill Bonded is great bourbon for $12
Stop paying too much for bourbon! After a blind taste test involving 20 different bourbons, it’s been determined that a $12 bottle is better than many pricier options.
Celebs
Selena Gomez nude? In a movie?
Selena Gomez would be willing to do a nude scene in a movie if the right role called for it, according to what I’d like to think are very reliable sources.
Advice
Why you should date a MILF
We’re not talking Grandma status here, but a slightly older woman who is too young to be considered a Cougar. Here are the top 10 reasons you should date a MILF.
Humor
Below the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some celebrity appearances in the YouTube comments, the sexiness of Kate Upton, weird animals, and more!
Sports
Lolo Jones continues her attention whoring with terrible Vine
Attention whore Lolo Jones is at again screaming, "ME ME ME, everyone look at me" and I'm happily obliging by posting this tremendously stupid vine. A vine by the way that cuts off before she's done talking.
Humor
This out of shape rollerblader has more soul than you, no question
YouTuber Craig Sutherland is new to NYC and, within a day, he captured gold on camera at Central Park. Check out this out of shape rollerblader’s sick groove (up until he totally embarrasses himself, of course).
Music
Chris Brown ‘Don’t Think They Know’ video featuring Aaliya
Aaliya is featured on the single and even makes an appearance in the official video for Chris Brown ‘Don’t Think They Know.’ Some people are furious, but I’m more confused than anything.
Celebs
Ranking the hot hookups of Owen Wilson
With Owen Wilson recently reuniting with Vince Vaughn for the film The Internship I thought this would be a good week to take a look at Owen Wilson’s alleged dating history.
Celebs
Things wrong with America: Kanye West
Let’s take a few moments and address some of the ludicrous statements Kanye West recently offered up that perpetuate his downright awful personality.
Humor
This Chinese airport freight handler could not be worse at his job
You had one job, Chinese dude. Get the boxes on the track. Come on.
Sports
Allen Iverson allegedly kidnapped his own children
The trials and tribulations of Allen Iverson continued today with an allegation that he kidnapped his own children. Iverson’s ex-wife, Tawanna, claims he has not returned the kids to her since May 26th.
Humor
Replacing Katie: Guyism’s search for a new Speed Round host
Ever wonder what happens behind the scenes of casting for a popular show? Find out as Guyism tries to find a new Speed Round hostess in the first edition of “Replacing Katie”.
Humor
Yearbook quote hides Biggie Smalls lyrics with chemistry elements
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can’t you see… the hidden message in this girl’s yearbook quote? You may need a periodic table.
Sports
Chad Johnson apologizes to judge, gets released from jail
The butt slap heard round the world landed Chad Johnson in a jail cell for seven days. This morning he was released after apologizing to the judge.
Celebs
Amanda Bynes recording her first single tonight?
According to Jonathan Jaxson, the rumors of Amanda Bynes having signed a record deal are true as he says that she will be in studio recording a new single tonight.
Humor
Man texts ‘I need to quit texting,’ almost dies in texting-related accident
Chance Bothe couldn’t have been more prophetic when he texted a friend, “I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident and then how would you feel.”
TV
‘Hi, I’m Troy McClure’ supercut is brilliant
Troy McClure is one of the best and most useless characters to ever grace The Simpsons. This supercut looks back at all the different places from which you might remember him.
Movies
A pile of new ‘Lone Ranger’ images
The Lone Ranger might be a bomb, but it’s looking fun.
Humor
This might be the most nonsensical gym fail we’ve posted
As an editorial team full of ripped Adonises, we at Guyism get a particular joy out of gym fail videos. But this one might be the strangest yet…what is this guy thinking?
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (06.17.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Cheryl Cole, oh how we have missed you
Cheryl Cole, at one point was arguably the sexiest WAG on the planet and then she divorced her cheating husband and all but disappeared from us here in the States.
Humor
Drunk girl goes nuts in Chicago, makes most pointless rant ever
Why is she so angry? Why is she bragging about not having money? How much did the drugs/alcohol slow down her speech? Lots of relevant questions here.
Movies
‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ trailer features midget tossing
The Wolf of Wall Street trailer proves everything you thought you knew about rich people was right. They nail hot chicks, have midget tossing at parties, and own pet monkeys.
Celebs
Erin Brady wins Miss USA 2013: 5 facts you need to know
Let’s talk a little about Miss Connecticut Erin Brady, winner of Miss USA 2013, with five fast facts on some things you may not know about the beauty.
Food
Man loses his mind because Wendy’s didn’t put cheese on his burger
Wendy’s is always about quality according to their advertising. So this guy has some justification. No, just kidding; he looks completely insane as he rants about incompetence at his local burger slinging joint.
Sports
The Saints cheerleaders lip sync to Taylor Swift in bikinis
You know, we chide Call Me Maybe for ruining the summer of 2012 and for otherwise causing noise pollution but it’s also responsible for cheerleaders lip syncing in bikinis
Humor
World’s creepiest wardrobe malfunction captured on Miss USA telecast
Some audience member cheering loudly for Miss Massachusetts was captured on camera with an ever so slight exposure. Naturally, someone on the Internet recorded it and creeped me out.
TV
‘Mad Men’ season 6 episode 12 recap: True Colors
So Bob Benson is actually gay. Now what?
Celebs
Charlie Sheen called Farrah Abraham a ‘guzzler of stagnant douche agua’
So… I guess Farrah Abraham isn’t going to be Charlie Sheen’s next Goddess after all. Too bad. That could have been fun.