Not one to pick nits, but Kim Kardashian is about as much a “working mom” as I am a billionaire industrialist playboy who dresses up as a bat and fights a rogues gallery of evil villains.
This video taught me two very valuable lessons.
A wise man once said: “36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″. He later declared, “cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’. And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin.”
Since Brazil needs as much positivity as possible this week, we thought that reminding them that they still have Gisele Bundchen would make her the perfect choice for this week’s “Throwback Thursday.”
We’ve seen a lot of experimental sports promotions over the years. Some have struck marketing gold, while some (10-cent beer night, anyone?) are embarrassing to even mention.
The minute Richard Branson figures out this whole “live on another planet” thing I’m punching my ticket out.
Hover hands in FULL EFFECT! Watch as some nerd was lucky enough to get called on stage to be straddled by Rihanna only to go into full brain lockdown as he can’t figure out what to do with his hands.
Last year, I hit a 275-yard drive during a scramble with friends. I celebrated Happy Gilmore style, rode my driver like a goddamn pony—dropped my pants on the tee box, shook my wang at everybody. That was probably an over-the-top reaction. Today, Rory McIlroy hit a
How many out there remember when Australian singer/actress/model Sophie Monk was here in the States trying to make it big? Sadly she’s now back in Australia, but as you can see from this new Instagram video she is a woman of many talents.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Nine reasons? Speaking from experience, ninety reasons would be just as easy to compile.
President Snow is back with another address for the people of Panem in this new teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1. However, this one doesn’t go quite as smoothly as you will see.
TGI Friday’s is too classy for an all-you-can-eat buffet, but not an all-you-can-eat appetizer extravaganza! Time to finally ask out that thicky thick girl you eye every time the Nelly song comes on.
Just two guys in a Walmart, contemplating the idea of stealing a TV.
Desperate bros dressed in LeBron jerseys at an Indians game–man, this is so, so sad. This is just unbelievably depressing. Can you imagine that city when LeBron drops the bomb on them—says he’s returning to Miami? Oh God, the horror.
Can we get a citywide cam
Is that a…?
Daniel Bryan might not return to a WWE ring for a long time. Possibly never.
Some naked photos of Ashley Benson of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ hit the Internet today. Now we just have to figure out if they’re real. I’ll let you be the judge.
We’ve quietly been collecting the evidence, and feel pretty confident in questioning the origins of these “people.” I mean, James Franco? There’s no way he’s from this planet.
Don’t try this at home. None of it.
This is peak internet sleuthing right here. This is pretty much why the internet is both terribly frightening and unbelievably fascinating. A web developer did some digging on LeBronJames.com and unearthed some info---info that ultimately says what his team he's going to.
The concept is so damn simple — music videos, minus the music, but with all the sounds made by the people in the video.
I think most of us would agree that using the word “rape” inappropriately is bad thing, but yesterday Stacey Dash may have gone a bit overboard telling Kanye West to go to Rikers Island to learn what rape is really all about.
The 66th Primetime Emmy Awards nominations were released this morning and among the many names expected to appear are a few surprises as well.
…and the water buffalo looked deep into the eyes of the pole. Lovingly stared at the knots, the imperfections in the wood. Then he felt a deep sensation in his loins, he felt a burning desire to have that pole right then and there.
I almost didn’t want to share this with you, because you’ll never get Marissa Mayer’s laugh out of your head and it’ll make your skin crawl.
Close your eyes and watch this, the only masculine thing you’ll hear is ‘wow man.’
Johnny Manziel assembled a harem at last night’s Red Sox game. To the best of our knowledge, this is the first harem in Boston since the last time Leo DiCaprio visited.
In tonight’s Who Would You Rather, we pit online sensations Jessa Hinton and Rosa Acosta against each other. Who you got?
Meet Courtney Spruill, a.k.a Coach Perry, the middle school teacher who allegedly got drunk with students, twerked on them and received lap dances. She has been suspended 15 days without pay as a result.
You know how women are like, “you’ll never understand the pain of childbirth.” Well next time she says that, show her this post. BOOM!
If you’re in your 20′s here are 20 things you should know and be able to do that can get you started on your way to being an all-encompassing, well-rounded, interesting man.
In today’s Must See Imagery we’re tackling the hilarious random Hump Day photos I came across on my daily journey to the center of the Internet.
Remember the other day when Jennifer Lawrence facepalmed Emma Watson at a fashion show? Little did we know J-Law spent the rest of the day showing off some MAJOR sideboob.
This is the exact opposite of information you want to digest if you’re currently under the influence of hallucinogens. So if that’s the case, move along.
Remember Sunshine Shen, the hot model who got all body painted up for the World Cup? Yeah, well, she’s our buds over at Bikini Team’s Model of the Month for July. A well-deserved honor, I would say.
There’s nothing harder than losing weight (and keeping it off), but here are some male celebs with shocking weight loss transformations that could serve as inspiration.
Honestly is there any difference between the typical Randy Savage promo and one with the words taken out?
This isn’t merely a Russian-sized version of the potato guns we make here in America, this is like some sort of potato gun conceived in the radiation fields of Chernobyl.
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we see some people who don’t know how old ‘Murica is, adorably moronic parents on Facebook, and more!
There’s a chance this is fake and there’s a chance I laughed for 15 straight minutes. In short, a Ukrainian reporter attempted to broadcast live from a bar following Germany’s win over Brazil. He was rudely interrupted by a middle finger and several, “suck my dick
Bianca Balti, for those unfamiliar, is one of the sexiest supermodels in the world, so when I saw on her Instagram account that she had posed for Playboy - AMERICAN Playboy, my heart skipped a beat.
Cosmo Kramer is a pop culture icon but his name wasn’t always Cosmo.
How does Emily DiDonato, Lais Ribeiro, Sara Sampaio, Magdalena Frackowiak, Isabeli Fontana and Karmen Peradu posing naked sound? It sounds like Christmas in July to me.
Is this Brazilian street performer’s cover of ‘Sultans of Swing’ supposed to soften the pain of yesterday’s World Cup massacre?
Nobody in the world is better at celebrating than sports fans, but they definitely, absolutely, without a doubt totally never consume alcohol. Nope. Never.
It’s time to get next level with your strip club game guys, and the only way to level up is the Cash Cannon.
Every week for our “Hot on Instagram” feature we try to find a lovely gem that you may or may not have been aware of before. This week get ready to fall in love with sexy Nicole Mejia.
Just the other day I thought to myself ‘I wonder what happened to the Backstreet Boys?’ After watching this video, I have my answer.
Remember those mechanical race cars outside drug stores and arcades?