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Sports
GIFterpiece Theatre: Hot chicks hula hooping
Because nothing says Memorial Day weekend more than a bunch of hot chicks hula hooping. That makes no sense. I’ll show myself out.
TV
What to watch this weekend: ‘Arrested Development’ premiere, ‘Mad Men’
Go outside everyone, get a breath of fresh air, enjoy the long weekend. For those of you who are stuck indoors, here are some things to watch.
Celebs
Genevieve Morton in a bikini deserves special attention
Genevieve Morton is amazing model. Not only does this South African stunner dominate bikinis in her home land for Sports Illustrated , she also does it here in the States.
Sports
John Tortorella wants the media to kiss his derriere
The Brad Richards benching has been a hot topic in the Big Apple this week and John Tortorella reached his boiling point on the issue. During last night’s post-game, the Rangers coach went off the media telling them to kiss his ass.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 hilarious photos to get you through the weekend
In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including hilarious demotivational posters, the sexiest women of the Internet, and more!
Celebs
Melissa Joan Hart bombs on Kickstarter
Okay, so you can’t just be semi-famous and get a bunch of money. That’s good to know.
Humor
This guy taking selfies on the train is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll see today
If you’re a man taking selfies on the train like this guy, just kill yourself. It does not get better.
Humor
13 Sandy Hook school shooting conspiracy theories
Some believe the U.S. government, the media and other groups are taking advantage of the Sandy Hook school shooting for their own purposes.
Celebs
Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets
Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
Movies
‘The Act Of Killing’ is the weirdest documentary ever
Watch this trailer. It’ll freak you out.
Food
49¢ Slurpees all weekend at 7-Eleven!
Memorial Day is the unofficial kickoff to summer, which means it’s time to aggressively start drinking Slurpees. From now until Memorial Day, a medium Slurpee from 7-Eleven is only 49¢.
Sports
20 best ‘come at me bro’ moments in sports
We’ve all seen athletes get into tussles and arguments on the playing field, but not all of them involve the intense amount of bro-manship and taunting that you’ll see here.
Celebs
25 GIFs salute: Your weekly tribute to hot chick GIFs
This amazing Alice Eve clip highlights this week’s tribute to hot chick GIFs.
Humor
World’s luckiest bird narrowly survives brush with race car
This bird is probably thanking the bird gods for his narrow escape in a brush with death courtesy of a race car at Monaco. Lucky bird.
Movies
Blazed Movie Reviews: ‘The Hangover Part 3′
What a disappointment. And the weed wasn’t all that good either.
Gaming
10 reasons why the Xbox One is going to suck
Not only did they regress in creativity, naming it the Xbox One, but it already seems to lacks an array of features that many of us were hoping for.
Humor
The Weekend Guyism Speed Round
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan updates you on the status of her nude photos, debates Cheez-Its vs. Cheese Nips, and answers more of your viewer questions!
TV
Malory Archer is Lucille Bluth: ‘Archer’ vs ‘Arrested Development’ supercut
Jessica Walter voices Malory Archer on Archer and plays Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development. This Slackatory supercut shows just how much the two quick-witted, alcoholic mothers have in common.
Humor
This is a guy who actually got stabbed for cheating on his girlfriend
So this is f’d up: In this video, a guy just got stabbed in the back by his girlfriend for allegedly cheating on her. Warning: Mildly NSFW (it’s not that gory).
Sports
Dana White backs up smack talk with pull-up video
Earlier this week, UFC president Dana White said he could do 15 pull-ups. Fans called him out, said there was no way. They trolled him on Twitter, they pecked away at their keyboards, they shouted from the rooftops.
And then Dana White backed it up...sort of.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.24.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Leo DiCaprio shot down by supermodel?! Say it ain’t so!
Leonardo DiCaprio, 38, the standard bearer for all men attempting to score with hot women, the man who ran The Pussy Posse, was reportedly shot down by British supermodel Cara Delevingne, 20, in Cannes.
Humor
Here’s a naked guy swimming in a supermarket’s lobster tank
Ukraine is going for Russia’s #1 spot for dumbassery with this clip of a guy diving fully nude into a supermarket tank of live lobsters. Mildly NSFW due to blurry dong.
Alcohol
Coolio is in a Mike’s Hard Lemonade commercial
Mike’s Hard Lemonade wants you to believe that a Mike’s is appropriate in almost any circumstance. They even brought in Coolio to help sell you on the idea.
Health
Guy with cerebral palsy can’t walk, talk, still works out harder than you
Meet Scott. He’s a guy who has cerebral palsy and it’s rendered him unable to walk or talk without a robotic voice aid. But he still works out. Hard. And damn it’s inspirational.
Advice
5 things guys don’t consider cheating…but girls might
A good rule of thumb is, if you’re too ashamed to tell your girlfriend about it — and face her wrath — then you’ve gone too far.
Humor
The Fast and Furiously bad trash talk of ‘The Fast and the Furious’
Why do people go to see the Fast and the Furious movie series? Racing? Action? Acting? Definitely not the last one. It’s all for the trash talk. Here’s our supercut highlighting the worst trash talk of all of the Fast and Furious movies.
Food
McDonald’s Japan selling the ‘Mega Potato’
If you want lots and lots of fries with that, head to Japan and order the McDonald’s Mega Potato. It’s a bucket-load of McDonald’s fries for less than $5.
Sports
Sports GIFs, memes and screencaps of the week
Laziest ball boy ever, a slo-mo of Roy Hibbert’s block and a baseball team’s epic photobomb highlight this week’s edition of sports gifs and memes.
Humor
Mariah Carey curses on Good Morning America, poorly covers it up
Mariah Carey brought her aging bosom to ABC’s Good Morning America for one of their outdoor concerts. She then dropped the s-bomb and attempted to poorly cover it up while an anchor is aghast. Happy Memorial Day!
Celebs
Chanel Iman if ‘Girls Gone Wild’ was in the 70s
Chanel Iman is one of the many Victoria’s Secret supermodels that we don’t think gets enough attention, and since it’s been quite a while since we’ve seen her doing any modeling this sexy new video is welcome relief.
Humor
These are lesbians reacting to lesbian porn
Porn is generally absurd and women are typically amongst the most critical of it. But what do some (funny) lesbians think about lesbian porn? Let’s watch them watch and find out!
Sports
Kevin Durant teams up with Nike for Oklahoma relief
A $1 million donation to Oklahoma tornado victims wasn't enough for Kevin Durant. He wanted to do more, he demanded more of himself and those around him. Durant announced last night that he's teamed up with Nike for a historic $1 million donation of their product.
Alcohol
Ranking the drinking holidays from worst to first
With Memorial Day fast approaching, we thought it would be a good time to take a moment to appreciate and reflect upon the true meaning of the holidays – getting embarrassingly, pants-wetting drunk.
Celebs
Amanda Bynes throws bong out of window, gets arrested
Another day, another wild Amanda Bynes story. The Nickelodeon star was arrested tonight after she threw a bong out of a Midtown apartment window.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom
Bad week for Miranda Kerr right? Double nip slip followed by an instagram photo with somebody not named Orlando Bloom. But hey, back to that nip slip.
Food
Marijuana infused bacon is a real thing you can eat
Forget pot brownies, a butcher in Seattle is making marijuana infused bacon. It’s delicious proof that stoners will buy anything if you tell them there is pot in it.
Gaming
Procrastinate like a pro with the help of Cheetos Cheetahpult (sponsored)
Cheetos has unleashed Cheetos Mixups, a fun party blend of four Cheetos flavors all in one bag. To celebrate, they created a devilishly fun game called the Cheetos Cheetahpult.
Celebs
Blake Lively looking all wet and sexy
Blake Lively has been missing in action since her show Gossip Girl ended last year. Sure, she got married to Ryan Reynolds, but that’s about it. So when I ran across this sexy photo shoot she did recently I figured we should have a look.
Movies
5 brilliant clues hidden in the background of movies
Sometimes a movie gives away its own ending (or at least crucial upcoming plot points) by dropping vague little hints early on. You just have to keep your eyes open.