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Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
Chet Siegel hunts all the mice in her house
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Nick Young, a.k.a Swaggy P, delivered the highlight and lowlight of the NBA season last night—all in one play. It was spectacular, yet at the same time, moronic.
Whether it’s tossed with pasta, fresh from the grill, sliced into a sandwich or just sitting in its own glorious juices, steak is something we can’t help but love. But do you know the critical properties of some of the most popular cuts of steak? You should.
Here’s Broncos kicker Matt Prater making an NFL record 64-yard field goal.
This ad for Four Season condoms was banned in Australia. I have no idea why. It’s totally wholesome if you ignore the simulated sex part.
Rob Gronkowski appeared to suffer a serious injury against the Browns this afternoon. After catching a pass, Browns safety T.J. Ward went low, taking out Gronk at the knee.
The Lions and Eagles are playing a football game at Lincoln Financial Field today. At least I think they are. We can’t really tell what’s going on.
The Bible has long been a source of inspiration to people all over the world. It is also incredibly screwed up, filled with tails of slavery, genocide, rape, incest and anything else you might find in an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
This was Urban Meyer following last night’s loss to Michigan State. Bro couldn’t even get a warm pizza or a serious slice. Nah. He had to settle for cold, leftover Digiornos. Brutal, just brutal.
Good stuff from around the Web to help you through the rest of the weekend.
The SEC championship, where magic happens. BOOM!
A stripper tried to do the ol’ Bacardi 151 trick while giving someone a lap dance. Shockingly, it didn’t go well.
You may tear a hamstring or pull a groin looking at these photos of flexible girls.
R.I.P. Nelson Mandela, you were a great Buckeye. Your coffin will be draped in scarlet and gray.
Besides obvious uses, such as getting yourself ridiculously drunk, drinking to pass the time, and adding social lubrication to your camping trip, party or daily life – beer’s awesomeness continues to know no bounds.
This girl named Carly tries to distract contestants with her double D’s. She succeeded.
With the new Hunger Games and Anchorman both hitting theatres this winter, Jennifer Lawrence and Will Ferrell have a lot going on. They share one other thing in common: They sound exactly the same when Jennifer Lawrence’s voice is slowed down.
MJ Day, who edits the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, has been on a rampage this past week posting one smoking hot photo after another of the various 2014 swimsuit models on her Instagram account.
Sexual purgatory, better known as the friend zone, is every man’s worst nightmare, so if you see a majority of these signs pop up you know you’re in trouble.
In this weekend’s Must See Imagery we take a walk through everything you might have missed this week, including some truly hilarious demotivational posters, perfectly timed photobombs, sexy ladies, funny animals, and more!
A couple of weeks ago we featured a sexy Australian model we thought was “one to watch” and now today we introduce Jessi M’Bengue, a gorgeous French model. “One to watch” is goin’ global!!
Problems abroad as Brody attempts to pull off the mother of all assassination attempts. Elsewhere, Carrie makes stupid faces because that’s what Carrie does.
A few weeks ago Donovan McNabb said that Sprint Cup champ Jimmie Johnson isn’t an athlete because he, “sits in a car and drives.” So if racing isn’t a sport, here are some other “sports” that might be in question as well.
This is so elaborate and so insane of a wedding setup that I’m not sure if it’s cool or my least favorite thing I’ve ever seen. Either way, here’s a groom “battling” ninjas and other assorted characters before securing his wife’s hand in marriage. Dork city.
For the first time in her career, Univision weather girl Jackie Guerrido appeared on an English speaking talk show. Not surprisingly that talk show was the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. She did some salsa dancing in a dress that left nothing to the imagination. Here's that important
Finally, things are starting to even back out as now it’s been reported that Keri Russell and her husband Shane Deary are calling it quits after almost seven years of marriage.
Trampolines seem like fun and games when you get one in your house. Trampoline walls must be even better, right? WRONG. Watch this guy break his leg and never trust another trampoline again. Warning: It’s messy.
This week was Walt Disney’s birthday. What better way is there to celebrate it than looking at the good — and borderline evil — things that Disney has done?
Since the dawn of time, there has been a vicious struggle going on for a jiggly bros, but all is not lost – not by a long shot – as here are seven God-given talents fat guys can utilize to score some ass.
Leinenkugel always pops up in beer’s craft vs. crafty debate. Some people immediately dismiss Leinenkugel due to being owned by MillerCoors, but they might rethink that once they hear what the brothers have to say about the relationship.
As if Rashida Jones could possibly get any cooler now she goes and calls 2013 “the year of the very visible vagina” serving as more proof that other than Jennifer Lawrence there might not be a cooler female celebrity in America.
What are our American barber shops doing? Brazil seems to have this whole luxury haircut thing all figured out.
How excited is too excited at a sporting event? Last night during the Oilers-Avalanche game, one randy gal threw her bra on the ice after Taylor Hall's hat trick.
Usually, the only thing that actually stays in Vegas is your money — and a little of your pride — but here are a few tips that’ll improve your odds on leaving a baller.
The kid in this detention slip did a terrible thing. But oh my God is it hilarious in how terrible it is.
Very few people love to use Instagram more than celebrities. Each week they post hundreds of photos online to share with their fans and feed their need for self-expression. These are the sexiest pictures they shared this week.
It’s holiday party season, and nothing will make you the 3rd coolest kid in the room like bringing S’mores Brownies. It’s like a little slice of childhood while you drink away all your current problems.
The World Cup draw just came out and the U.S. got bent over, sodomized and raked over the coals. Their group includes Portugal, Germany and Ghana. The odds of them advancing are pretty slim. Everyone's really pissed. So here's my attempt at cheering you up with Fernanda Lima, the Brazilian model who
Base jumping can be exhilarating. It can also be deadly. This video captures both sides of that as base jumper Thayer Healey almost plummeted to his death but, somehow, survived.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.