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Guy tricked into thinking an original Xbox is an Xbox One
Giants and Raiders fans try to prove they’re tougher with feats of manliness
Chet Siegel hunts all the mice in her house
Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
Alson Jeffery made an incredible catch at the end of the first half last night. Then he landed on the pylon. Well, actually, he didn’t land on the pylon as much as he was sodomized by it.
Weeki Wachee Springs, about an hour from Tampa, bills itself as “The Only City of Live Mermaids!” And the exclamation point is well deserved.
A drunk man once said, “If Judas ate Rice Whiskey Treats at the Last Supper, Jesus might still be alive today.” That man was me, and I was specifically referring to these little Jim Beam laced squares from heaven.
Totally normal to hate airlines, especially this time of year when they kill us with high fares and poor service. But airline WestJet did one thing to balance out all the bad, giving flyers free gifts with a Santa kiosk at one of their terminals. It’s a Christmas marketing miracle!
German soccer player Florian Trinks accidentally scored a handball goal during a match Monday night. Because it happened so quickly, the referee didn’t see it. What happened next will absolutely shock you.
Former pseudo-celebrity Tila Tequila has done and said some crazy things over the years, but defending Hitler and saying Paul Walker’s death was a “ritualistic” killing is the battiest of the bathshit things she’s done.
Sometimes a girl isn’t into you, no shame there. That’s life. But fortunately for most of us, our painful rejections aren’t caught on camera. The guy on this video had his caught by a home security camera and oh man so much heartbreak for him.
Last night, 34-year old Josh McCown led the Bears to a 45-28 victory over the Cowboys. The Bears never punted the ball, they scored on every possession, they picked up 33 first downs. It was perhaps the most embarrassing defensive performance in the NFL this year.
It’s that time of year when miserable people jam together in a cold, sterile room and pretend to like each other because of Jesus or Santa or Patrick Swayze or whoever you imagine breaks into your home and leaves shit under a tree.
Josh McCown went up and over the Cowboys defense for a 1st half touchdown. It was a vintage John Elway helicopter. Naturally, we’ve set this beautiful moment to R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly.”
Booze + bouquet toss + acrobatic bridesmaid = one incredible GIF.
We lost another one guys. Alex Morgan got engaged to her boyfriend, Servando Carrasco. The announcement came on Morgan’s Twitter today.
Mistletoe is supposed to get you a kiss every time when you’re underneath it. But what if you’re like this guy and just go out there with a fishing rod and get girls to kiss? Apparently it gets even more brilliant.
Speaking of Victoria’s Secret models, Lily Aldridge is also one of them and hey, lookee here, she recently shot some new lingerie pics for The Company!
Marrying in your 20s (or maybe even marrying at all) might be the worst idea ever. Falling in love is cool, but marriage? Here are some reasons why marrying in your 20s is a bad idea.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, beautiful women, epic photobombs, and more!
There really isn’t much to say here other than we just wanted everyone out there to know that Victoria’s Secret models Candice Swanepoel and Magdalena Frackowiak are sharing naked pics on Instagram now.
Cowboys-Bears should be good, though, I’ve been wrong about almost every MNF game this year. Elsewhere, Christmas specials you guys! Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Ah, social media. It’s something we use so frequently yet almost half the time we hate it, or at least the people who use it. Here are some of our biggest pet peeves.
Another month, another sexy bikini model to represent it thanks to our pals over at BikiniTeam.com. Meet December’s beautiful representative, Lisa Morales.
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments the crop circles myth is debunked, we see some celeb cameos, and more!
This big gal probably does a super credible pig impression (admittedly, I don’t hang out with many pigs so it’s hard to verify). But the look on her face combined with the pig calls themselves? Pure terror in my heart.
The following is a number of characters from sports movies who struggled with some of the most punchable faces in the movie history — and while we’d never actually promote violence, these folks really deserve some advanced knuckle therapy.
On average, we live about 28,835 days. What are you going to do with your time? This video uses jelly beans to explain it all and prepare to rethink everything you know about the world.
With the wonderful news last week that The Wanted’s Max George was now dating swimsuit model Nina Agdal we thought it was time to take a look back at his alleged dating history and see what we’d find.
When you hit your late 20s, the pressure to get engaged starts hitting all-time highs. So you can either settle…or you can respond to a photo of your friends getting engaged as hilariously as this girl did.
Remember that awesome meme that was created out of Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance at the beginning of the year? This new Beyonce meme might be even funnier.
In case you didn’t know, a new Godzilla movie is en route to theatres in May 2014. And there’s a chance it might not be a complete disaster. The first viral videos promoting it, though…kind of bizarre.
Proving once again that she’s the world’s most desirable celebrity fantasy girlfriend, Jennifer Lawrence now drops the fact that she’d just as soon have a Budweiser and watch some reality TV as do anything else in her down time.
After years of dodging allegations of drug abuse, it’s possible that Macaulay Culkin’s life has reached its weirdest possible apex. You legitimately won’t believe what he’s currently doing in NYC’s Lower East Side.
While no one could possibly eat these world’s largest foods by themselves, the following dishes prove that man is always striving to go beyond what seems possible. Also, there’s a really huge meatball!!
I’m both mesmerized and terrified of this Eli Manning picture from yesterday’s Chargers game. Some are saying it’s Marilyn Monroe. Others are saying it’s Eli Manning as a tranny.
You only have three more weeks during which it’s acceptable to drink at home on a Monday night, so take full advantage of Monday Night Football with Bud Light’s strangely enjoyable live superstition machine.
This guy was just minding his own business sitting on his phone outside a bar when people started having him check their IDs on the way in. So he went with it…up until the real bouncer showed up and was not happy.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Free booze in the mail every month is one of the best presents a guy can get, but there are a lot of terrible membership clubs out there. We’ve sorted out five of the best, with one for beer, liquor, wine, and cigar lovers.
Selena Gomez apparently did not have nearly as much fun as Miley Cyrus at the 2013 KIIS FM Jingle Ball as you can clearly hear her drop a giant F-bomb during her performance.
Ah Christmastime, a time for joy and cheer and angry city employees to make Christmas light arrangements that look like penises to embarrass their bosses for making their lives miserable. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
Since the early 1990s, to troll has meant to spew disingenuousness to get a rise out of a reader, especially online, and that includes trolling athletes. These are some of the weirder stories to come out of the new social media age in sports.
A guy named Ray has racked up a bunch of DUIs and his friends had enough. So they set up a prank when he passed out drunk, convincing him he went into a coma, to try to get him to stop being such an idiot. And it’s incredibly epic.