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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
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Humor
msnNOW.com: 25 signs you’ve entered the real world
Or maybe we should call this 25 signs you’ve entered this weird stage of life where you’re definitely an adult, only you feel like you’re just pretending to be an adult, because God knows you are NOT an adult.
Celebs
Nana Meriwether in her final sexy photo shoot as Miss USA
Nana Meriwether might not be the most familiar name to everyone out there, but she’s the 2012 Miss USA. And she’s very attractive. Very.
Humor
Here’s Al Roker barking and annoying Matt Lauer on ‘Today’
The press has often maligned Today Show host Matt Lauer for being a dick behind the scenes. For the first time, he’s showing it on camera as he completely no-sold Al Roker barking for some reason…with palpable disgust.
Movies
Andrew Garfield played basketball with kids dressed as Spiderman
Spiderman needs to take breaks just like the rest of us. Instead of heading to Starbucks, Andrew Garfield went to a park and played basketball with kids in his full costume while shooting Amazing Spiderman 2.
Sports
Is Marlins pitcher Alex Sanabia about to throw a spitball?
The Evolution of a Spitball by Alex Sanabia.
Humor
Drunk guy at a hospital was bound to fail in some way
You have a drunk kid at a hospital being silly, dumb things are bound to happen. This video is a perfect example of that well-formed theory.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.21.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Gaming
‘Batman: Arkham Origins’ full trailer drops
Eight villains. One Batman. The odds aren’t good… for them.
Celebs
Mila Kunis is the mainstream star guys most want to see do porn
Today in really important and relevant news, Mila Kunis has overtaken Jennifer Lawrence as the female star adult film aficionados want to see do an X-rated movie.
Humor
Bouncer exacts a lot of revenge on drunken a-hole bro
There’s generally a “turn the other cheek” philosophy for bouncers. But this drunken bro — with his shirt pulled up, naturally — had this coming, I’m sure.
Sports
The evolution of Roger Federer’s hair in pictures
This past weekend Roger Federer unveiled his shortest hairstyle to date, which took some by surprise. But longtime observers know the only constant is change when it comes to his look.
TV
Incredible, horrifying video of Oklahoma tornado forming
Many people are calling the Oklahoma tornado, “the worst in the history of the world.” After seeing the damage it’s caused, hard to disagree.
Movies
Brand new theatrical trailer for ‘The Wolverine’
The Wolverine is one of the most anticipated superhero movies of the summer. The latest full-length theatrical trailer finally gives us new footage of Hugh jacking ninjas in Japan.
Humor
‘Family Guy’ had yet another poorly-timed-by-chance joke about tornadoes
Family Guy caught some scrutiny when an episode in the season featured Peter Griffin murdering people at a Boston Marathon and converting into a Muslim terrorist. This time, Sunday’s episode featured a poorly timed reference to tornadoes in the Midwest.
Humor
The Guyism Podcast – Intro, Models, and Ryan’s Jail Weekend
In the inaugural episode of The Guyism Podcast, Chris and Ryan introduce the show, talk about models, Ryan’s jail weekend, and life with Katie Nolan.
Celebs
Kristen Wetherbee is a sexy blonde bikini model, ‘one to watch’
Kristen Wetherbee was recently named one of “Instagram’s Sexiest Women” by Maxim. Got your attention?
Humor
Oklahoma tornado survivor reunited with dog during live interview
The Oklahoma tornado wreaked havoc all throughout the region in terrifying and horrific ways. But there was one bright spot: This old woman finding her dog alive amidst a whole lot of rubble during a live interview with CBS News.
Sports
Red Wings pregame ritual involves nut shots
The Red Wings are playing fast and loose these days. The influx of young players like Gustav Nyquist and Damien Brunner have given them an extra charge in the playoffs. Speaking of which, those two combined for a hilarious blooper before last night's game.
Celebs
9 wildly successful people who dropped out of school
Most people seem to already know that many highly successful people – Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs to name a few – dropped out of college prior to achieving fame and fortune.
TV
CNN interviews man with ‘She Wants the D’ shirt
CNN opted to go with this man for a perspective on the Oklahoma tornadoes. They clearly didn’t think this one through.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Nicki Minaj knows how to twerk
When it comes to twerking in ass implants, nobody beats Nicki Minaj. She leads tonight’s edition of GIFs.
Movies
Montage of ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise car crashes
If NASCAR has tough us anything, it’s that people love car crashes. IGN put together a montage of the best crashes from the Fast & Furious franchise. It turns out they’ve destroyed quite a few cars in the past 12 years.
Celebs
Charlize Theron is almost too damn attractive
You know what I hate about Charlize Theron? That she doesn’t pose for a photo shoot or video for some fashion or celeb magazine every week. Good lord is this woman beautiful.
Lifestyle
Time lapse video of the Oklahoma City tornado
Anyone with access to the Internet, TV, or radio has heard by now all about the devastation wreaked by the F4 tornado in Oklahoma and in particular the Oklahoma City area. At least two schools have been destroyed.
Humor
The 15 most hilarious first world problems on Twitter
People love to complain publicly. Many people create their own troubles that fall under the hilarious category of “first world problems.” #NoOneCares
Humor
Must See Imagery: 32 hilarious pics to get you through Monday
In today’s Must See Imagery we work through our Monday blues with some hilarious animals, beautiful women, and more!
Sports
Goalie’s son adorably upstages retirement speech
Chelsea’s Paulo Ferreira was in the midst of a retirement speech when pint-sized Josh Turnbull stole his thunder.
TV
What to watch tonight: ‘The Goodwin Games’, ‘Motive’
Will you watch The Goodwin Games tonight? No NBA so you might as well give it a try.
Celebs
Caroline Thompson stars in ‘The Sexiest Baking Show on Earth’
Remember that video of Melanie Iglesias that we shared last week that I called arguably the sexiest video of the year? Well, the people who made that one also made another one starring a model named Caroline Thompson.
Humor
7 mind-blowing Disney urban legends
Is Walt Disney’s body lying frozen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Was Donald Duck really banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants? Here’s the real story on these and more of the most popular Disney urban legends.
Humor
Below the Video: The weird world of YouTube comments
In this week’s round up of the best YouTube comments we take a look at some celebrity appearances in the YouTube comments (fake and real?), a booty so nice wars have been fought for less, and more!
Humor
Nightclub installs two-way mirrors so guys can peep on girls
Scottish nightclub Shimmy Club has figured this whole “objectifying women” thing out to the next level.
Alcohol
The sexy orgin of the Cuba Libre cocktail
The Cuba Libre sounds like a fancy cocktail, but it’s really just a rum and Coke. There’s some fun history behind it though, which Bacardi is using in their new marketing campaign.
Humor
World’s worst scooter driver hits multiple cars, careens into sink hole
I have never rode a scooter and, as a result, have no clue how the whole world of scooting works. But neither does this Chinese guy who rode his scooter into several cars and then splattered into a sink hole.
Celebs
Ranking the hot hookups of Tiger Woods
Now that he’s back on top and we’ve had time to digest everything he’s done I thought this series of hookup histories would not be complete without taking a look at Tiger Woods alleged dating history.
Sports
The importance of cups in baseball
It’s important to wear cups in baseball. Cups protect your penis and your testicles from hazards on the field.
Humor
This is a kitten repeatedly trying to bitch slap a dog
This dog is basically the animal equivalent of the Dos Equis dude. Watch him maintain his cool as a kitten repeatedly tries to swipe at him for no reason.
Movies
First look at Jennifer Lawrence’s blue body suit as Mystique
Jennifer Lawrence is 10x more popular now than she was when X-Men: First Class hit theaters, so there’s 10x more attention on her blue body in X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Health
5 mind-blowing ways science has hacked the human body
Science fiction taught us that when science starts modifying the human body, it goes terrifyingly wrong. But the reality is that the body modifications that are right around the corner are way less frightening.
Humor
Classy Florida man in trouble after cannonball diving onto manatees
Ryan Waterman claims he had no clue it was illegal to bother a manatee. Sadly, it is, and his cannonball dive onto them was not a great idea.