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Britney Spears is launching her own lingerie line

Yes, that Britney Spears. Man, I cannot wait to see the people who line up to buy lingerie based on concepts designed by Britney Spears. Will there be a Cheetos themed collection?



Sports

15 hilarious things athletes are scared of

Life as a professional athlete can be terrifying. Not only is the pressure intense and the risk of injury high, but athletes have to face daily terrors such as bunnies, mayonnaise and their own mothers. Seriously.

Sports

Iowa lineman cleans 443-lbs and this is insane

This morning I rolled out of my bed, headed to the fridge and ate some leftover chicken wings. On the way I pulled a hamstring. It was a sad, sad state of affairs. I’m not proud of myself. In other news, Iowa tackle Brandon Scherff hang-cleaned