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Planet Fitness removes squat racks for being 'intimidating' because we're such pussies in America
This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
In case you missed it rapper Andre Johnson, aka Christ Bearer of the group Northstar, jumped off a building after cutting off his penis. Today we’ve got some good news and some bad news regarding his recovery.
In honor of 4/20, just days away, let’s watch this supercut of every pop culture reference to weed ever.
Everyone knows the usual ways to deal with a breakup, but there are also some not-so-classic things you can do to kick the breakup blues, too.
Renee Young might be changing her work address in Connecticut. The gorgeous WWE announcer is possibly in talks with ESPN.
Rajon Rondo sent out this photo ahead of last night’s regular season finale. In short, it honors the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing.
Easter is a few days away.
Remember how we all gasped and cringed when Kate Upton said, “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life.”? Yeah, forget all that.
Easter is a time of quiet reflection and praising a giant psychedelic rabbit who’s supposed to be Jesus. Or something.
When How I Met Your Mother ended two weeks ago, most thought they'd never see Barney Stinson again. But wait, who's that talking about the snake in his pants on GMA?
Neither rain, nor snow, nor wind, nor hail, nor 74 years will stop the mail from coming.
Who knew Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Nina Agdal was such a baller? Girl’s actually got game.
Kevin Dorothy, 53, can cross “stand-up” comedian off his bucket list. Well, his friends can, because Kevin is dead.
Remember when Nebraska coach Bo Pelini came out for the spring game with a cat? Well, it was only a matter of time before something like this happened.
Adam, Blake and Ders of Workaholics come up with an unconventional and intimate method of interviewing applicants for a free spot in their cubicle.
Paulina Gretzky did Kim Kardashian dirty last night, defeating her by over 1000 votes. Tonight she takes another ditzy blond—Jenny McCarthy. Vote on it.
So this was one guy’s job during a Kate Upton photoshoot. Does that require a college degree?
Instead of trying to have “fun” while on the throne, why not start doing things while you poop that will actually improve your life? Here are some helpful suggestions.
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, sexy mishaps, perfectly timed photos, and more!
This is what happens when an obviously straight guy tries to pick up other obviously straight guys (and possibly a few gay guys).
Did you know that yesterday was Emma Watson’s 24th birthday? I didn’t until today when I ran across this new behind the scenes video of her and starting doing, ahem, “research.” So, uh, happy birthday, Emma!
WWE News and Rumors: Wrestlemania 31 plans for Cesaro & Reigns, superstar surgery & Evolution additions
WWE rumors and news to report today involves the future plans for Cesaro and Roman Reigns, Evolution and where in the world is Rey Mysterio?
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we see some hilarious arguments over Bible quotes, witty retorts, and more!
Whether it’s a full-court shot, a near impossible deflection or just a bad call, luck often comes into play in sports. Some things are just meant to be. Here are the luckiest plays ever seen in sports.
Elizabeth Marxs has some seriously sexy footsteps to follow being named the 2014 Playboy Cybergirl of the Year, but as you will see from this celebratory video we think she’s got what it takes.
If you’re looking to grab a couple chuckles at the 2014 Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival, there will be plenty.
Dominos Pizza is taking chicken in a new direction with their pizza-topped Specialty Chicken. It’s so ridiculous that I had to double check that the press release wasn’t issued on April 1st.
Watch this gang of Romanian tough guys assault an old woman on the street by spinning her continuously in circles.
Cemeteries in general are pretty universal, but some burial sites around the world are just plain strange — with the word “burial” being a hugely relative term, as you will see.
Every week for our “Hot on Instagram” feature we try to find a lovely gem that you may not have been aware of before. This week get ready to fall in love with Renee Somerfield.
A former WWE titleholder is taking some time off after dropping the belt not that long ago.
Things that scare children, ranked:
3) monsters in the closet 2) creepy clowns 1) freaky Easter bunnies.
This 3-year-old boy went missing and was found inside a claw machine. And if you believe that story, you’re thick.
Might as well close Instagram down now, because there will not be a hotter photo than the one Guyism fave Abigail Ratchford just shared moments ago.
This study showing at what age we physically peak is probably not going to be good news for a lot of you out there.
Wait, what? Oh, this was said in pure Pam-logic. Okay, I’ll play along. So yeah, Pamela Anderson says she regrets doing Playboy now. Follow along if you will.
Nice beard, fella. Now shave it. It’s stupid and ruining your life.
Let’s be honest, there isn’t a man (or woman?) alive who doesn’t find freckles attractive on certain women.
Since it’ll be months before we get to see Scarlett Johansson looking like her usual hot self again she was nice enough to do this sexy photo shoot to help tide us over.
BYOB sketchballs rejoice! No more carrying around airplane liquor bottles in a brown bag. Kickstick will have your drinking like a degenerate in style!
Rapping doctor explains to little girl how to care for cast, does little to ease pain of broken foot
This rapping staff sergeant tries to explain a little about cast maintenance to a young girl who broke her foot.
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen on the Internet today.
Jenny McCarthy announced her engagement to Donnie Wahlberg on The View today. Nobody on set had any clue, least of all her co-hosts Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters. They all proceeded to freak the hell out.
This new Guardians of the Galaxy video, which aired during last night’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., gives us an even deeper look into the characters and the story.
The Champ is here! Wearing jean shorts! Again! Because the Champ needs better clothes!
In what is becoming an annual tradition, The Travel Channel hosted a behind the scenes show about the making of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. It was quite entertaining as you can imagine.
True story: It’s impossible to hate J.J. Watt. Dude is just so likeable. Here’s a video he made with his buddy Trey. The caption reads: “The kids at Trey’s school didn’t believe that we were friends…”
Returning Jeopardy! champion Sandie Baker missed the Final Jeopardy! clue Monday night. Happens often.
If you happen to be a millennial, you probably realize that the ways you communicate with your peers are a little… strange. Don’t pretend you haven’t used some of these metaphor before.
Last week, archeologists uncovered documents that could prove that Jesus was married.
Okay, so the last time Gisele Bundchen sang (in her first music video) I got murdered for saying that it wasn’t horrible. This time I will say nothing.