There are a lot of fairly obvious signs out there since a significant portion of society is borderline retarded. But this sign found on a bus seems a bit common sense. Some things should be able to be left unspoken. ...more.

I told you all these hot Hollywood babes need as the slightest excuse and they'll come out for a party. Hell, Olivia Wilde went to both of these magazine parties (on the same night - in the same dress!). ...more.

When you're robbing a donut shop, it's important to be creative to make sure that no one catches you. I don't know why that'd be true, but I like the way these criminals think: They robbed an Indiana Dunkin Donuts and made the workers there take off their pants. ...more.

Today's Elite 8 features a green bikini, a red bikini, and a blue bikini. ...more.

Consider these people your a-holes of the day.What initially started out as an innocent gesture by Ducks Captain Scott Niedermayer ended in a nasty fan brawl.From the video, it seems that Niedermayer is throwing the stick in the direction of a little girl (which he later said was his intention) but a random guy in a blue shirt reaches over and grabs it for himself. He's confronted b ...more.

People regularly stop me on the street and go, "Chris, we love Guyism. But I have to ask, when are you going to cover the Miss Gay Brazil pageant?" And I have to tell them that I just don't know, we're so busy with all the hot chick stuff and Utah senator double entendres that it's hard to fit in. But today is your lucky day fictional people stopping me on the street...Miss Gay Brazil got h ...more.

So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that's what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should have a Hot Hollywood Party, because these babes only need half an excuse to attend anything named something like that. ...more.

Don't get this headline confused; this is not a case of a Peruvian gang killing people because they hated obesity but rather because they wanted to take the fat people, harvest them, and then sell their fat on the black market. So...at least they're thinking outside the box. ...more.

Raise your hand if you knew that there was a World Cup of Beach soccer? I didn't realize you could just take games to different terrains and have official events.(I fully expect the National Basketball Championship on Carpet to be played sometime next winter) ...more.

Guyism’s daily look at what’s great on the Internet… ...more.

As every male is probably aware by now The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show took place last night. Alas we have to wait til December 1 to see it on TV. However, YOU don't have to wait to see what it all looked like as we have over 130 pics right here to help you with the wait. ...more.

If there's one thing I learned at a young age, it's that people with disabilities are just as capable of success as you or I am (unless there aren't ramps by the entrance to a building). But many people with disabilities persevere and achieve great things. Unfortunately, we don't make it easy on them, as seen in this clip of closed captioning for the weather on a Cleveland news station. ...more.

One of 50 Cent's song is titled "Be a Gentleman". It appears he doesn't practice what he preaches.In one of the more stranger stories we've seen in awhile, Marv Albert and his posse of one were roughed up by 50 Cent's entourage at the Jimmy Kimmel show last night.Apparently, the crew didn't recognize Albert...I'm guessing they're either not basketball fans or they aren't familiar with ...more.

You may not be familiar with Behati Prinsloo, but you'd better get used to seeing her because she is one of those 30 women I showed you yesterday gearing up for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. ...more.