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Arrested Development PRANK at the banana stand
The Great Catsby trailer
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Worst woman in the world steals boy's home run ball, throws it on field
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This is a guy setting a record for most bowling strikes in a minute
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Sports
MMA fighter sues sex shop because gel burned his genitalia
MMA fighter Michael Waylon Lowe claims a penis gel he bought from a sex store left his genitals burned and disfigured. He is suing the sex shop and the manufacturer for $50,000.
Celebs
Amanda Bynes says pictures of her are not pictures of her
Amanda Bynes has had quite an eventful week: rejected from a private plane and now there are some rather incriminating photos of her in her apartment which she claims are totally not her.
Health
msnNOW.com: High IQ = high sex drive, according to sexy study
Looking for a partner with a revved up sex drive? Add high IQ to your list of dating requirements.
TV
‘Workaholics’ cast raps ‘Straight Out of Mordor’ on Conan
The cast of Workaholics appeared on Conan as their rap alter-egos, the Wizards, where they performed everyone’s favorite NSFW magical jam, “Straight out of Mordor.”
Humor
Hot model arrested after faking abduction and attack
Kayla Earl just wanted to be loved. But sometimes love leaves you on the side of a road with a Walmart bag on your head.
Movies
Ryan Gosling’s ‘Only God Forgives’ booed at Cannes
The cinematic elite, if only in their own minds, booed Ryan Gosling’s new movie, Only God Forgives, at the Cannes Film Festival. Maybe he should take that break from acting after all.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet today (05.24.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Celebs
Kendall Jenner got destroyed on Twitter by Frances Bean Cobain, others
Far be it from me to condone the hurting of the feelings of a 17 year-old, but Kendall Jenner is a Kardashian by blood so her feelings bone was more than likely removed at birth.
Humor
Little girl is better at Marvel trivia than you
Unless you’re the biggest and baddest of the Marvel dorks, odds are that this little girl named Mia Grace is better than you at Marvel trivia. No shame there.
Movies
Metallica ‘Through the Never’ 3D concert/movie trailer
Metallica is coming to the big screen with their new film, Through the Never. It’s a 3D concert with a storyline woven throughout.
Sports
Astros vendor made poopy snow cones
How do you like your snow cones? Flavored? Spinkles on top? How about a side of fecal matter? An Astros vendor was caught taking a dump next to a whole box of his product.
Sports
22 fantastic sports tumblrs you should follow
Any fears that Yahoo! will make tumblr more corporate and less irreverent are seemingly unfounded. That means it will be weird, funny, beautiful business as usual for these 22 great sports-themed tumblrs.
Humor
Guy reenacts conversations with his 2-year-old kid with another adult man
This video might be the most brilliant usage of the hilarity that comes from parenting that you’ll ever see on the Internet. Within, a dad reenacts the conversation with his daughter with an adult man playing the part of his baby girl.
Movies
Jennifer Aniston strips in ‘We’re the Millers’ trailer
The We’re the Millers trailer features Jennifer Aniston giving a lap dance and stripping. Do you really even need to know what the movie is about?
Celebs
Jess Davies is the future of British glamour modeling
Jess Davies first came to our attention back in December when I said that she has “a bright future in glamour modeling.” I now revise that to she has the potential to be the queen of British glamour modeling.
Humor
Morgan Freeman fell asleep on live TV
Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine appeared on a Seattle station to promote new movie Now You See Me. Michael Caine talked and sold the movie. Morgan Freeman slept.
Humor
Ibiza club ad features the 80s, sex, and zombies because of course it does
Ibiza club Marquee decided that it needed a sizzle reel to promote its club. So it pretended it had an energy drink, made girls do sexy things, and added some zombies for some reason. Ibiza!
Sports
BLOOPER: Michael Bourn turns routine fly ball into home run
If Miguel Cabrera’s Triple Crown attempt comes down to a single home run, well, Tiger fans have Michael Bourn to thank. The Indians outfielder bumbled a routine fly ball late in the game, sending it over the fence.
Humor
10 glaring spelling-grammar mistakes that make you look like an ass on the Internet
The biggest problem with common spelling and grammar mistakes isn’t the fact that it makes written words a chore to read, but actually because it can make even the smartest person look like an idiot.
Sports
LeBron James game-winning layup in overtime to beat Pacers
LeBron James beat the Pacers in overtime with this uncontested layup.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Alice Eve was a naughty schoolgirl who lifted her skirt
There’s hot and there’s Alice Eve, of Star Trek fame. Look what she had to say last night on Conan in tonight’s edition of GIFs.
Food
This is why orange juice and toothpaste make a vile combination
Have you ever wondered why orange juice and toothpaste make for the most disgusting combination for your taste buds? This video from Bytesizescience explains it all.
Movies
Sneak peek at every guy’s nightmare in ‘Delivery Man’
Vince Vaughn’s new comedy Delivery Man features every guy’s nightmare: finding out they have a bastard kid. While you’re worried about one slipped nut, Vaughn dropped a load off at the clinic and wound up with 533 kids.
Celebs
Selena Gomez just keeps on bringing the sexy
Selena Gomez has been absolutely killing it lately, what with her sexy new music video and one hot photo shoot after another to promote it. Today is no different as this time we even get a hint of underboob.
Advice
11 signs you need to leave your relationship
Sometimes you are so deep in the trenches of a relationship that you can’t even see the mess you are in until it is too late. Here are some signs it’s time to leave your rehateshunshit.
Music
Lil Dicky ‘White Dude’ is most Caucasian song ever
Lil Dicky is back to remind everyone he’s the best Jewish rapper in the game today. “White Dude” is a heart-warming tale of not being black, Hispanic, or female.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 21 hilarious Hump Day photos
In today’s Must See Imagery for Hump Day we get ready for the Arrested Development season 4 premiere on Netflix with this first pic, and more!
Movies
JGL loves porn and Scarlet Johansson in ‘Don Jon’ trailer
The Don Jon trailer just dropped, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a bang up job. Don Jon is Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut, and it might be the first romantic comedy that’s actually worth watching.
Sports
What to watch tonight: ‘Nashville’, Pacers-Heat
Greatest moment from Nashville this season. By far. Here is what you need to watch tonight.
Sports
Underwear celebration earns Premier League player a red card
If you’re going to get a red card, go out in style. A soccer player in the Thai Premier league stripped down to his skivvies to celebrate a goal. He was unceremoniously ushered from the game.
Celebs
Arianny Celeste strips, shares ‘Hangover’ trivia
Arianny Celeste, as I hope you know by now, has a Web series called FilmStrip in which she shares movie trivia about current film releases and then takes off most of her clothes. In other words, it’s a must-see show.
Sports
The 20 biggest sports records that will be broken soon
Even though we think some sports records are absolutely unbreakable, here are the ones that are more than likely going to be broken within the next few years.
Humor
This week in Facebook idiocy
In this week’s Facebook Idiocy we take a look at some interesting advice for McDonald’s, hilarious grammar slipups, and more!
Sports
WWE will recruit NFL players who get cut
Did you get cut from the 53-man roster? Are you still interested in sports entertainment? Well, the WWE wants you. Legendary announcer Jim Ross is meeting with the NFLPA today to discuss ways of steering cut players towards a WWE tryout.
Humor
This is a super fat comedian convincing a hot heckler to make out with him
In this video of a fat comedian named Jay Ward convincing a hot chick to make out with him, you can behold the awesome power of drugs! Or love. Love.
Alcohol
West Sixth Brewing bitch fight with Magic Hat
An entertaining showdown is brewing between Magic Hat and Sixth West over a beer label that might be a little too similar. Can’t we all just get so drunk we forget trademark law ever happened? Apparently not.
Celebs
Hot on Instagram: Alena Shishkova
Instagram has opened up a whole new world for beautiful women to get noticed. Instead of having to hire a PR firm, they now can just post their pictures on the Internet and people will follow them.
Movies
DVD and Blu-ray releases for Tuesday, May 22nd
If you’re the kind of person who just has to own a little piece of plastic with a movie on it, here’s what you can get.
Humor
Love spell shockingly fails, man tries to steal his money back
If you’re at a place in life in which you’d buy a love spell from a fortune teller, there’s probably no limit to how low you’d sink.
Sports
Jose Canseco rants on Twitter about rape accusation
Another day, another Jose Canseco mental breakdown on Twitter. Jose’s beef today is with a woman he says accused him of rape. He of course claims otherwise. To Twitter we go!