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Sports
Halftime of Game 6 featured a boob grab photobomb
In the midst of Bill Simmons breaking down the first half and Magic talking nonsensically, a Heat fan was getting her boobs grabbed.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Important Miss Utah update and more Kelly Brook
Our very own Katie Nolan scared of a little bitty mouse headlines tonight’s GIFs.
Humor
The Prancercise lady is the star of John Mayer’s music video
John Mayer is cool, you guys. He reads the Internet just like us. But how do we know! Here’s how: He’s got the Prancercise chick in his new video for song “Paper Dolls”. One of us. One of us.
Alcohol
Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles look amazing
w00tstout is Stone Brewing Co’s latest collaboration is with Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton. The first images of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout bottles, illustrated by brilliant cartoonist Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue, look amazing.
Humor
Must See Imagery: 50 funny pics to brighten your Tuesday
In today’s Must See Imagery we have some hilarious demotivational posters, gorgeous women, perfectly timed photos, and more!
Food
Internal slang terms for pizza are not pretty
Have you ever wanted to have a PMS Pizza or a Bondage Pie? You might not think so, but you probably have. Some of the slang used by pizza preppers is less than desirable, which is why they tend to keep it in the kitchen.
TV
What to watch tonight: Season 4 finale of ‘The Voice’, NBA Finals
Are we crowning a champion tonight or will the Heat push it to 7 games? Before you make your decision just know that the NBA sent Joey Crawford to ref. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.
Sports
Fifth grader gives magnificent graduation speech about his love for the Dodgers
Yes, there are elementary school graduations and yes, they’re ridiculous. This fifth grader played along with the absurdity of the event by telling everyone how much he loves the Dodgers. The speech is tremendous.
Alcohol
OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer taste tests
We have two OnTap Liquid Beer Enhancer reviews, and the findings involve phrases like “it tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher,” and “it tastes like something I want to pour down the sink.”
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for June 18
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a female masturbation app, has a surprise visit from a special guest, and more!
Humor
Dad charged at sports bar for ‘f-cking needy kids’
If there’s one way to piss off parents across the US, it’s leaving a charge on a sports bar’s receipt that says “f-cking needy kids.”
Sports
This is how the Mets lost a no-hitter
Matt Harvey took a no-hitter into the 7th inning when Jason Heyward came up to bat. What followed was the stuff of Mets legend.
Food
‘Hot Dog’ to get official definition in California
Hot Dogs get a bad wrap. People love to quote facts about the amount of pig balls, percentage of insect, and number of bandaids allowable in the meat sticks. California’s proposed legal definition of “hot dog” could put a stop to that.
Humor
msnNOW.com: Professor quits because students leave used condoms on his lawn
Dr. Mark Waymack is leaving his job at prestigious Northwestern University after students repeatedly left used condoms on his lawn.
TV
John Oliver plays peekaboo with Sarah Palin
John Oliver has been excellent filling in for John Stewart thus far, which is a testament to his likability and the excellent Daily Show writers. Last night they introduced a new segment titled, “Wait a second, we can just ignore her.”
Sports
Justin Verlander bought his brother a Range Rover for getting drafted
Justin Verlander’s brother, Ben, was drafted last week by the Detroit Tigers in the 14th round. Today big brother presented him with a Range Rover because RICH PEOPLE.
Celebs
Kelly Brook GIFs – The Guyism Animated GIFs Anthology
You may remember Kelly Brook from great films like Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha 3D. You may also remember her from those topless pics that appeared on the web yesterday. You will surely remember her after seeing this GIF anthology.
Humor
This guy will teach you how to completely fail at car drifting
Drifting your car is not as easy as Fast and Furious movies starring Li’l Bow Wow may have made it seem. This guy and his horrendous drift into failure are a perfect example.
Movies
New ‘Riddick’ images look damn fine
It’s good that we’re getting another one of these movies. Keep Vin Diesel busy.
Sports
Player receives red card after headbutting teammate
Meanwhile in Ukraine, players look out for themselves as friendly fire could strike at any moment. Take a look at this video in which one teammate jacks another with a vicious headbutt.
Humor
Russell Brand craps all over wildly unprepared MSNBC hosts
Russell Brand appeared on MSNBC’s Morning Joe to promote his new global comedy tour “Messiah Complex”. Unfortunately, the interviewers were wildly unprepared at best and douchey at worst so he had to completely shut them down.
Entertainment
Dave Chappelle & Flight of the Conchords headline comedy tour
Dave Chappelle has apparently popped up and been booed in enough cities that he’s ready to take on the nation again. He is set to co-headline the Dunny or Dies comedy tour, Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival.
Humor
What’s winning the Internet (06.18.13)
Since we here at Guyism pretty much live on the Internet we run across an awful lot of good things each day. These are some of the funniest, sexiest, most entertaining things we’ve seen so far today.
Humor
Anchorman literally left completely alone during newscast
Buck Lanford works for the Atlanta FOX affiliate’s midday news show. Judging by this video, he’s probably the only person actually working there.
Celebs
Supermodel Irina Shayk has a super stalker
Sending flowers and gifts to supermodels seems like a nice, albeit creepy gesture. Showing up at their building incessantly for two years? Well, that makes you a bona fide stalker. Supermodel Irina Shayk has filed a restraining order against a man who has been showing up at her West Village apartment.
Humor
Fake-disabled panhandler admits to making $100,000 per year
Gary Thompson actually did get into an accident that put him in a wheelchair. But overselling his mental handicap led him to a life of willful panhandling that makes the man around $100,000 annually.
Sports
How to score a date with a professional cheerleader
Going out with a professional cheerleader seems like a dream come true. Here’s how you go about asking her out without embarrassing yourself.
Movies
‘Kick Ass 2′ featurette heavy on Dr. Turkleton
“Kick Ass 2 is going to kick your ass because we have a 15-year-old girl fighting 6’5″ woman from Germany.” That’s enough for me, but this featurette shows off more than just a David vs. Goliath catfight.
Humor
The Guyism Podcast – How to lose 15 lbs in a week, Home repair, Gifts for girls
Chris Spags (@chrisspags) and Ryan Jones (@kryanjones) explain how Ryan lost 13 pounds in a week, talk beauty pageants, and explain the appropriate time to buy a birthday gift for a casual relationship.
Sports
Zdeno Chara swats a fly, Bryan Bickell gets in the way
Zdeno Chara is 6’9″, 255 pounds. Bryan Bickell is 6’4″ 226 pounds. This information is noteworthy because last night, Chara attempted to swat a fly at the end of the game and Bryan Bickell got in the way.
Humor
Woman refuses to move stuff for pregnant woman to sit down on bus
You will not hate anyone you see today quite as much as this annoying Australian woman who refuses to move her bags to let a pregnant woman sit down on the bus.
TV
Miss Utah was given a second chance to create education better
As it turns out, "creating education better" isn't a thing you should say in front of millions of people. Miss Utah Marissa Powell was given a second chance on the Today show to answer the question
Gaming
8 canceled video games we would have loved to play
When video games get canceled it sucks; there’s no two ways about it.
Humor
Guyism Speed Round for June 17
In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses a new part of the human body discovered by scientists, a disgusting scratch n’ sniff, and more!
Sports
Starling Marte made an unbelievable catch to end an inning
With two outs in the third inning, Pirates left fielder Starling Marte stretched out for a ball off the bat of Brandon Phillips and robbed him of an extra base hit. It’s one of the best catches we’ve seen this season.
Humor
GIFterpiece Theatre: Sofia Vergara tweets out amazing booty pic
If you look real, real closely the pic is moving. Just keep staring, trust me.
Humor
Dog learns about the dangers of helicopters in perfect five second video
Scout the dog is mad at a toy helicopter. And now he knows that toy helicopters are not to be f’d with.
Alcohol
Chill a beer in one minute with the TurboCool
TurboCool launched a Kickstarter campaign for their beverage cooling device that can supposedly cool your beer “in just seconds” without any electricity. It’s basically a salad spinner for beer.
Celebs
Gisele Bundchen got kinda naked for a new fashion video
Gisele Bundchen may now be a mother of two, but her moneymaker is still in tip top working order as evidenced by this sexy new video.
Sports
15 athletes who make less than their WAGs
Some people claim that guys are intimidated by women who are more successful than they are. Obviously, that tenet doesn’t apply to these select few athletes.