So a breaking story's happening as we speak involving hostages and presidential intrigue. What am I a reporter or something...someone else can talk about this.Two people are being held hostage by an armed man at Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire, police said Friday.Shortly before 2 p.m., police officers had taken positions across the street from the office, ...more.

You know who my heart breaks for the most in society? Those poor overworked lawyers.Even lawyers need a hug. When workdays stretch into worknights and the pressure to meet the quota for billable hours grows, lawyers and staff members at the firm of Perkins Coie can often expect a little bonus.“That’s the whole beauty of it all — it’s random acts of kindness,” said Lori Anger, clie ...more.

The Center for Disease Control released a study today that seems like good news but totally isn't. Apparently, America has plateaued in its obesity.After 25 years of what health officials call an obesity epidemic, American adults finally may be getting a handle on the battle of the bulge, according to federal data released Wednesday.The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said 34.3% ...more.

The Knicks have hit a lot of low points the last couple of years. The 23 win season, the ridiculous salaries, the sexual harassment debacle, and more recently the Marbury situation.But none of those compare to what happened last night.If you didnt catch it, the Knicks lost 104-59 to their division rival, the Boston Celtics. And while the Celtics are obviously a better team, the Knicks gave up rig ...more.

Me: Hey, did you hear that story about the Santa's in Australia not saying Ho, Ho, Ho and instead replacing it with Ha, Ha, Ha.PC Police: Yes, I stepped in because I found it insulting to womenMe: But this is Ho without an EPC Police: Doesn't matter. Women find it degrading when the word ho is used.Me: But Santa isn't saying it to women, he is saying it to kids in general.PC Police: I don't ...more.

FACTS:There is a bus with 7 children inside of itEach child has 7 rucksacksIn each rucksack there are 7 big catsEvery big cat has 7 small catsEverything listed above is entirely in the busAll objects are uniqueThere is no driverEvery child has 2 legsEvery cat has 4 legsQUESTION:How many legs are in the bus?Credit: http://puzzle.arpatubes.net/ ...more.

For the love of God, can somebody stop this annual stomping the ACC gives the BigTen. Its an embarrassment not only to the conference but to basketball fans everywhere.Since its inception in 1999, the ACC has now won 9 straight years. Coming into this year, the ACC had won 48 of 75 games. And this year they padded that record with a 8-3 mark. The only continuous bright spot in the BigTen is the ...more.

Total Lions players Drafted in Matt Millen era(2001-2007): 53Total Lions draftees still with the team: 26By PositionOffensive LineTotal Offensive Lineman Drafted: 8Total Offensive Lineman still with team: 4Highest draft pick of a lineman after 2001: G Manny Ramirez, 4th roundTotal Offensive Lineman drafted and kept after 2001: 2LinebackersTotal Linebackers Drafted: 9Total Linebackers still with ...more.

I often try to pawn off Canadian quarters when Im getting coffee or something. It never seems to work. The person at the register is usually smarter than they look.But this guy, no, this guy is a genius. He actually created his own 1 Million dollar bill and tried to pass it off at a bank.I mean, why isn't this guy working for NASA. He comes up with things nobody has ever thought of.Thanks to Chris ...more.

6 carries 15 yards 1 fumbleThat's how Ricky Williams stat sheet read after his performance Monday night against the Steelers. And now,that's how his SEASON stats will readWilliams tore a chest muscle and went on the IRHopefully, he still has some weed left to smoke. God knows he wont be doing anything else in the near future. ...more.

The Worlds Fastest Clapper - Watch more free videosYou know, this actually isnt that cool! In fact, its kind of eerie that he claps this fast. He must have been really bored as a child.Thanks to Tim for passing this on ...more.

Just when you thought you'd heard the last of the mysterious pepper spray bandit at the Miss Universe pageant in Puerto Rico, some more nonsense is coming out.The mystery surrounding the alleged pepper spraying of Puerto Rico's 2008 Miss Universe contestant's belongings is nothing to sneeze at.Police are now said to be investigating just how Ingrid Marie Rivera was able to stop crying betwee ...more.

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Stupid.com is getting a lot of attention today for its new Stupid Gift Guide, chronicling the awful things that you can get people for Christmas (or Hanukkah for our friends who wear funny hats)....more.

Some drug enforcement agents are a bit displeased with their portrayal in the film American Gangster. And here's what they say in their lawsuit threats.Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe's hit new movie American Gangster is at the center of a new legal fight, after upsetting a retired Drug Enforcement agent in New York. The narcotics detectives are far from happy with the way they are depict ...more.

Our friends from 100% Injury Rate have video of Grand Valley's mascot doing something rather inappropriate with the goalpost. ...more.