I often try to pawn off Canadian quarters when Im getting coffee or something. It never seems to work. The person at the register is usually smarter than they look.
But this guy, no, this guy is a genius. He actually created his own 1 Million dollar bill and tried to pass it off at a bank.
I mean, why isn’t this guy working for NASA. He comes up with things nobody has ever thought of.
Thanks to Chris for passing on this story
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November 28, 2007
#1
“Um, yes, I’d like to open a bank account today. Would you please deposit my single piece of currency? It’s a one-million dollar bill…No big deal.”
November 28, 2007
#2
I know the guy who tried this scam. He’s actually a doctor at Providence Hospital.
November 28, 2007
#3
I heard his name might rhyme with Rachel Bilson
November 28, 2007
#4
I don’t often use this phrase (because I can’t stand it), but in this case it applies:
That takes balls.
“Oh, you’ve never heard of a $1 million bill? Yeah, they exist. How else would I have one? Now let’s get that account open, hmmm?”
November 28, 2007
#5
Texa$
November 28, 2007
#6
dude, that’s pretty good. It almost looks real, except for the statue of liberty’s face, itlooks a little jacked. Stupid doctors
November 28, 2007
#7
Who cares how good it looks? It says One Million Dollars.
But I agree: stupid doctors.
November 28, 2007
#8
I think he would have been better off going to the store and trying to buy something with it….
“What, you cant make change for a million or something”
November 28, 2007
#9
If you look really close at the bottom left hand part of the building you can see an eye and a nike swoosh sign. total fake to the trained eye.
November 29, 2007
#10
okay, seriously. how many people looked?