So a breaking story’s happening as we speak involving hostages and presidential intrigue. What am I a reporter or something…someone else can talk about this.

Two people are being held hostage by an armed man at Sen. Hillary Clinton’s campaign office in Rochester, New Hampshire, police said Friday.

Shortly before 2 p.m., police officers had taken positions across the street from the office, some kneeling behind police cruisers with guns drawn.

A witness, Lettie Tzizik, told WMUR she spoke to a woman shortly after she was released from the office by the hostage-taker.

“A young woman with a 6-month or 8-month-old infant came rushing into the store just in tears, and she said, ‘You need to call 911. A man has just walked into the Clinton office, opened his coat and showed us a bomb strapped to his chest with duct tape,’” the Web site reported.

My guess? Disgruntled nutcracker buyer.

Seriously though, would you put it past Hillary, given her track record, to have orchestrated this to garner sympathy for her campaign? Or to make it look like she’s this powerful target that “powers that be” are looking to take down to appeal to the liberal conspiracy nut types that think 9/11 was orchestrated by the government? I’m just hypothesizing but either her campaign has security detail done by apes wearing top hats or something’s a bit off with this story. And while I love to believe a good “apes in top hats” story, I don’t think there’s on here. Unfortunately.