Check out this new dessert at the fittingly named Modern Toilet diner in Taipei.

Clearly the two girls one cup (or is it 2 girls 1 cup? My feces movie name skills are always a bit off) phenomena is getting to be a bit too big for its britches. Sure, right now it’s just ice cream that looks like feces. But soon, maybe it’ll be mousse or brownies that look like feces. Then hamburgers. Then people just can’t get enough and they start picking up dog crap and gulping it down like they were squirrels finding nuts. When does it end?