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Saturday Night Links: Ridiculously hotWhat’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
Alyssa Miller posed for new bikini pictures
9 haircuts parents should STOP giving their children
GIFterpiece Theatre: Memorial Day, Homer Simpson, and more!
What TV shows we should watch tonight
‘Real American’ by Rick Derringer, your Spotify Song of the Day
Sending you off for the holiday weekend with terrible ‘Final Countdown’ cover
In China, their meter maids look like Lara Croft
Google wants to impress you with its seven inches of tablet
This week in e-cards
If they made a ‘Tetris’ movie, it would look a lot like this
Miranda Kerr in lingerie is just silly
Did this girl flash her ladybits in her high school yearbook?
Broken Lizard’s Jay and Kevin hilariously answer ‘Which animal would you blow?’
Game consoles are superior than PCs says guy in his kitchen
A very special Memorial Day weekend Guyism Speed Round
Blazed Movie Reviews: Moonrise Kingdom
5 new tricks for the bedroom
This week in booze pictures [5/25]
Marlies Pfeifhofer is a new model you should know
What’s winning the Internet today (05.25.12)
MindWave lets you control your phone with your mind, protects your virginity
You won’t see Robert Pattinson’s balls in ‘Cosmopolis’
Redhook joins a long list of craft breweries canning beer
The new cover of French ‘Vogue’ looks… awesome…?
The dumbest quotes from supermodels complaining about their lives
Little league umpire is douchiest douche ever in his strike three call
Jessica Lucas is highly underrated
7 awesome alcohol accessories
Miami Heat advance despite LeBron James’s battle with an inflatable flamingo
Facebook Camera is not Instagram, thankfully
13 unlucky celebrities who blew it all
Behati Prinsloo got another job
Sriracha doesn’t just make food better, it makes you healthier
Nicole Kidman peed on Zac Efron
This new Taz Arnold song is totally getting you laid
7 of the hottest things a woman can wear
GIFterpiece Theatre: Dark Knight Rises, Mario, and more!
Wolf & Cub ‘Shut Me Out’, your Spotify Song of the day
Someone re-wrote the script to ‘Shaq Fu’
New Meme You Should Know: Advice Homer Simpson
Two-year-old girls have li’lest cat fight at dance recital
What TV shows we should watch tonight
9 clever cocktails based on The Avengers
New study shows men like their women drunk and/or asleep
‘Kickbeat’ combines kung fu and your music collection
Clip-on iPhone lenses give you better pictures without editing
Kate Upton in another wonderful bikini video
Guy playing ‘Aerodynamic’ from Daft Punk won yesterday’s Google Doodle
The 10 best ‘Simpsons’ sports episodes of all time
‘Steel Battalion Heavy Armor’ for Kinect lets you control a robot tank
First look at Michonne from ‘The Walking Dead’
We are all this kid stuck upside down in a laundry hamper
Justin Timberlake: The complete hookup history
Here’s how the chairman of the FCC just screwed you
Fake reporter who tried to make out with Will Smith talks about the situation
Guyism Speed Round for May 24
What’s winning the Internet today (05.24.12)
Four Loko gets classy with new Moskato Life
A stellar compilation of professional wrestlers beating up inanimate objects
‘The Apparition’ trailer wants you to believe in it
Judging the 8 most iconic bras ever worn
Flock of seagulls plays ‘Flock of Seagulls’ to sell potato chips
Kristen Stewart ‘wanted’ to be topless in her new movie
An infographic cost breakdown of your new man cave
Bill Clinton with porn stars is Quintessentially Clinton
Jet-engine powered Datsun is useless, but awesome
The best NBA shooters, and why field goal percentage can’t identify them
Heidi Klum has an awesome new music video
We won’t see ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ until March 2013
MIT created the first non-stick ketchup bottle
15 celebrities who are older than you thought
GIFterpiece Theatre: Jessica Alba, Snow White, and more!
Placebo ‘Running Up That Hill’, your Spotify Song of the Day
Meet Guiseppe, the other Mario Brother
This week in Facebook idiocy
The word “popsicle” poses quite a challenge to these girls
What TV shows we should watch tonight
The best bars in America for 2012
Little kid’s to-do list is adorable, probably not particularly helpful
Parking Douche is an app that needs to come to America
Barbara Palvin did more work for Victoria’s Secret
‘Street Fighter’ 25th Anniversary Collector’s Set will cost you
6 things I learned by watching HBO’s ‘Girls’
‘Moonrise Kingdom’ set tour with Bill Murray
The Feligan PowerBrick lives up to its name
The dumbest things Americans eat
Good news everyone! David Clowney doesn’t have AIDS
Sara Jean Underwood in one hell of a video
Open your beer cooler by checking in on FourSquare
Slinky on a treadmill is the most inspirational Slinky video you’ll see today
What’s winning the Internet today (05.23.12)
‘Great Gatsby’ trailer confuses me a lot
‘Zombie Playground’ might be a Kickstarter worth funding
Guyism Speed Round for May 23
The 10 funniest podcasts on the Internet
Anderson Cooper kicks ‘Human Barbie’ off show over Beyonce sweat discussion
Hot on Instagram: Sofia Skvortsova
Carl’s Jr. is testing a new ice cream burger
“Awesome, did you hear Donald Driver won ‘Dancing with the Stars’?” said no one
ooVoo: More people, and more flexibility, than Skype
The 10 craziest festivals on the planet
Mexican congressional candidate Natalia Juarez is topless on a billboard
Kim Kardashian is also the hottest woman in the world
Tracy McGrady starred in a Chinese beer commercial
7 times when it’s okay for a man to cry
Johnny Depp is officially a Comanche Indian now
GIFterpiece Theatre: Ice-T & Coco, NPH, Bulldogs and more!
Michael Kiwanuka ‘I’ll Get Along’, your Spotify Song of the Day
‘Kung Fu Superstar’ might be the first good non-dancing Kinect game
New ‘Dark Knight Rises’ posters: End of an era
10 new trends in the whisky industry
What TV shows we should watch tonight
FreezePaint: A photo tool that lets you clone your friends
New Bond game ’007 Legends’ doesn’t look half bad
Woman claims she was fired for being ‘too hot’
Kate Upton did more bikini pictures
Abstinence pamphlet has the best reason to not have sex
Happy Foods by Yum Yum London solves an age old problem
Disgruntled girlfriends of ‘Diablo 3′ players in France offered a free vibrator
The 100 hottest sports babes from movies and TV
Leap: Give your computer the finger and it’ll finally understand
Stanford offensive coordinator position now named after Andrew Luck
‘Saved by the Bell’ in GIF – The Guyism animated GIFs anthology
Miranda Kerr is very photogenic
Kid’s attempt to threaten maintenance guy with belt shockingly ends poorly
What do you think of Peyton Manning in his Broncos uniform?
What’s winning the Internet today (05.22.12)
Guyism Speed Round for May 22
Nick Offerman blond looks like the bad guy from ‘Justified’
6 types of apologies that aren’t apologies at all
What the hell, Matthew Fox?
Taco Bell introduces the delicious new Beefy Nacho Burrito
Russell Westbrook’s absurd and-one helped end the Lakers’ season
Bar Refaeli tops the 2012 Maxim Hot 100
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ parody with Selena Gomez and Nick Kroll is much better
VICE photo series challenges taboo, is also gross
Let the Internet clothe you with Facebook hangers
22 Father’s Day gifts dad will actually want
Malin Akerman shows off her bikini body
Science proves Whole Foods shoppers are terrible people
First footage from ‘The Master’ looks intense
9 things you need to stop sharing on Facebook
GIFterpiece Theatre: Rihanna shaking, missed high-five and the greatest catch ever
Bear in Heaven ‘Sinful Nature’, the Spotify Song of the Day
Watch R2-D2 totally tear it up in ‘Grand Theft Auto 4′
Men gravitating towards jobs for women, says NY Times
What TV shows we should watch tonight
Jam Sofa: Finally a couch you can effectively hide things in
Sex positions to satisfy her… emotionally
If ‘Star Fox’ X ‘Metroid’ sounds crazy, how about ‘Left 4 Dead’ X ‘Payday’?
Who wants Batman and Superman caped pint glasses?
Xenia Deli is back and she brought more bikinis
Here’s a woman with a diatribe on how she’s not racist
‘Anchorman 2′ has a couple of teasers out
10 things learned from New York City’s sex hotels
‘Skyfall’ lands with first trailer
How to use financial apps on your phone without getting ripped off
Tebowing to be included in ‘Madden 2013′
And here’s Will Smith doing the ‘Fresh Prince’ rap on a BBC show
Laura Vandervoort shows us around her sexy place
Guinness builds submarine bar at the bottom of the sea
What’s winning the Internet today (05.21.12)
Olympic hottie Jessica Ennis sets personal best only to find out organizers screwed up
The dumbest people to have an affair with
Guyism Speed Round for May 21
‘Blade Runner’ sequel news: Ridley Scott will return and more
Bad parenting at laundromat ends with toddler getting a rinse cycle
Courtney Stodden in the dumbest video in the history of the Internet
Man covered with 30,000 bees, local news spares no puns
Classy catfight in Wrigleyville
Audi’s new vehicle is…a bicycle?!
20 celebrities you didn’t know were badasses
SITE NEWS! Introducing ‘Women’, a new section helmed by Katie Nolan
Kristen Stewart cleans up pretty well when she wants to
Shoenice chugs bottle of Frank’s Red Hot in 9 seconds
‘Community’ will be back, Dan Harmon won’t
50 photos of people with bad tans
Blake Griffin’s tooth went through his lip
‘Game of Thrones’ season 2, episode 8 recap
8 actors that most personify manliness
Kevin Durant all but ended the Lakers season last night
Saturday Night Links: Down under
What’s hot this week in men’s fashion, gadgets, and gear
New Meme You Should Know: Oh, You!
Elisandra Tomacheski is back with new bikini pictures
Justin Verlander drops an f-bomb in response to stupidest question ever
11 TV characters totally caught in the friend zone
GIFterpiece Theatre: Facebook fist-pumps, J-Lo and RGIII
CNN’s Lisa Sylvester makes joke about the Columbus ‘Yellow Jackets’
This week in e-cards
What TV shows we should watch tonight
Aliens behind the scenes in ‘Men In Black 3′
4 things to know about craft whiskey today
Tiny molesting robot amazingly not made by the Japanese
Lindsay Ellingson is blonde, dammit
‘Thank You Facebook’ song is the worst thing to ever exist on many levels
The 25 greatest ‘SportsCenter’ anchors in ESPN history
Thefuture.fm lets you find mixtapes famous and obscure
Lindsey Vonn really likes posting bikini photos
Blazed Movie Reviews: Battleship
Univision is holding a beauty contest; here are your finalists
Behold the ultimate gaming man cave
What’s winning the Internet today (05.18.12)
Former amateur boxer Eric Kelly trains Wall St. nerds, mocks them hilariously
How to lure a depraved girl
The Rock selling exquisite California estate for $5 million–not located on Jabroni drive
And the most popular Guyism Speed Round of all-time is…
Doesn’t it suck that you can’t play ‘Diablo 3′?
Camille Rowe is a model to watch
Joss Whedon might not make ‘Avengers 2′
11 people on Facebook with very important things to say about its IPO
Magical iPad can pour beer from a tap
Insane slingshot genius turns steak knives into Steaksaw
Steeplechase jumper falls in most hilarious fashion possible
Fat man falls out of window behind reporter, seems confused
5 favors people love to offer (that no one wants)
It’s the world’s most powerful celebrity in a bikini
Harley Quinn is looking for revenge as a DLC for ‘Batman: Arkham City’
Help start Arcade Brewery on Kickstarter!
10 pick up lines that would get any guy’s attention
Robert Griffin III shows off his beatbox skills on the ‘Tonight Show’
WWE ‘Monday Night Raw’ expanding to three hours
Trending Turds: The week’s worst Twitter topics
Condom company asks women what things they’d never put in their vagina
GIFterpiece Theatre: Christina Hendricks in slow motion, suggestive John Travolta and Olivia Wilde
The Cribs ‘Come on Be a No One’, Spotify Song of the Day
‘The Possession’ trailer: Kids are scary
Diamondbacks fan took a ball to the face and nobody seemed to care
What TV shows we should watch tonight
10 great beers for summer
Germans have invented the porn shower
Chloe Sevigny really didn’t like wearing a fake penis
Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro are sexy
Dog’s desire to play with rake ruined by door frames
Time to see, and hear, a bit more of ‘Halo 4′
Devin Harris selling Dallas home for $2.1 million
How to survive her bachelorette party
Point Brewery’s ’2012 Black Ale’ might be the end of the world
Alexander Skarsgard: The complete hookup history
Fun. and Hayley Williams kill a cover of Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’
Alyssa Milano will control the NHL twitter account tonight
What’s winning the Internet today (05.17.12)
Girls named Nguyen plot clever combo yearbook quote
Oh great, now flying drones can hunt you down inside buildings
Lawrence Taylor puts Super Bowl ring up for auction
Counting down the best of Guyism Speed Round – #2 all-time
The 15 stupidest cults ever
Nick Offerman would do anything for a Cubs World Series victory
Jennifer Lopez is the world’s most powerful celebrity
Now ‘Pokemon’ is being used to endorse Ron Paul
Korean teacher’s English lesson sends wrong message about Coke
This week in Facebook idiocy
7-11 creates diet Slurpee and gives it away for free
The 100 best hip-hop one-hit wonders
‘Call Me Maybe’ reaches nadir with SMU-Harvard showdown
Have a Verizon unlimited data plan? Not anymore you don’t!
Curt Schilling owes Rhode Island a ton of cash over video games
Isabeli Fontana did a sexy bikini video and photo shoot
Man takes Double Tequila Suicide shots like a champ
10 types of people you see at the bookstore
Start off your morning with this fat, jiggly Sixers fan
GIFterpiece Theatre: Charles Barkley shake weight, Shakira and incredible foul ball grab
Girl fails miserably in attempt to get boys attention
‘The Do-Deca-Pentathlon’ trailer gets sweaty
Foxes ‘Youth’ is your Spotify Song of the Day
‘Hot for Words’ girl now doing personal finance advice
Expect bendy screens on your next phone
Port-O-Pong sets record for beer pong in a pool
What TV shows we should watch tonight
Time for another taste of ‘The Last of Us’
Bryce Harper and Brittney Palmer got cozy with one another
Sign up to win your very own Super Mario RC Kart!
Barbara Palvin and Victoria’s Secret are the perfect combination
ESPN is about to feel the wrath of Laurie Fine
Nick Stahl missing, presumed on a bunch of drugs
The 50 gnarliest pictures in sports
Bird does the Dougie better than anyone you know
Dessert at ‘Alinea’ is an edible work of art
Little girl writes threatening note about Internet passwords
Will there be a fancy, pricey edition of ‘Halo 4′? But of course
Claire Danes shows off her sexy side
‘Passion’ stills feature sexy ladies
Reed College student fails miserably at Wheel of Fortune
You might be able to print your house one day thanks to Wikihouse
What’s winning the Internet today (05.16.12)
Trends with Benefits spotlights the craft beer boom
The 10 deadliest dwarfs in the history of TV and movies
Counting down the best of Guyism Speed Round – #3 all-time
Someone robbed Junior Seau’s home five days after he died
Kate Upton wants to sell you some headphones
Girl dances with fire, ends up with flaming crotch
How to make a Surfer on Absinthe shot
New Hyundai app for your car is incredibly slick
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s love of porn leads to ‘Jeopardy’ FAIL
10 of the dumbest urban legends of all time
Capcom getting the message, might nix on-disc DLC
Man enraged after being ejected from all-you-can-eat for eating too much
Candice Swanepoel in an odd, sexy photo shoot