In college, I was known to hit a buffet or two. Ok fine, maybe more than two but thats not the point.
Well actually, my roommates did carry me out of a Pizza Hut Buffet once. It was truly a glorious moment for me. I felt like a Superbowl winning coach as they carried me on their shoulders, a champion of the buffet. I saw a worker shed tears of joy at my performance.
So when I heard about this story, it really hit home. Its a sad day for mankind I tell ya.
Two men who regularly visit a buffet near their home in Houma, LA were charged double because they ate too much.
What about “all you can eat” does the restaurant not understand.
I couldnt imagine the Old Country Buffet in Lansing ever doing this to me. I was a valued customer.
Speaking of buffets, I’m always trying to get my girlfriend to go to one instead of these restaurants that never fill me up. In fact Meret, I demand that we go to one tonight before we see the Lion King.
Yes, I’m going to the Lion King. I’d also like to add that its against my will.
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January 3, 2008
#1
Dear Meret,
While I disagree that this is the appropriate forum for him to discuss your date (everybody, say it with me: “ooooohhh!” (a la DJ and Steve on Full House)), I concur in Andy’s demand for a buffet tonight before the gay – I mean play – no, I mean gay.
AH-DUDE! AH-BUFFET!
January 3, 2008
#2
BUFFET! BUFFET! BUFFET!
January 3, 2008
#3
akuna matata!
January 3, 2008
#4
See
January 3, 2008
#5
shut it Elton
January 3, 2008
#6
don’t let the sun, go down on me….
January 3, 2008
#7
inappropriate but at the same time I almost cried from laughing
January 4, 2008
#8
Andy, this me talking as a concerned friend…you don’t need the buffet as much as the buffet doesn’t need you…don’t do it.
January 4, 2008
#9
Joe, we’re all friends here, tell us: did you finish that burger?
January 4, 2008
#10
lol