There are a lot of words that could describe Philip Rivers.
Cocky perhaps? Maybe douchebag fits too. But somehow those words dont entirely grasp the aura of Mr. Rivers.
Its almost a cross between “guy who got picked on when he was little” and “angry drunken frat guy”. After discussing this with some friends yesterday, it has been decided that one words fit Rivers to a T.
CHACH!
What? You never heard that word before? Ok fine, lets travel over to our good friends at urbandictionary.com to see what they have to say on the matter.
According to them, Chach may have its origins on the hit show Happy Days.
Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).
Urban Dictionary continues with its definition…
Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser.
Picture pilfered from Kissing Suzy Kolber
Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.
Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.
What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach’s main weapon is annoyance. They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride.
And there you have it folks….Picture and video evidence of the biggest chach in sports today, Philip Rivers. Good luck next week Phil as the Patriots hand it to you. Oh wait, you might not even play because you pulled a Grammatica yesterday
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January 14, 2008
#1
Did you see me cry yesterday? I’m the biggest chach in sports.
Paul Rivers is the second biggest. Oh, his name is Phil? I just know him as the guy who rides LT’s coat-tails. Anyway, Phil is the second biggest.
January 14, 2008
#2
TO is a huge chach but man, rivers taunting the fans yesterday was over the top chach
January 14, 2008
#3
I could be wrong, but I don’t think the word ‘Chach’ can be used for black people.
I’m glad you posted this. I can’t stand P. Rivers.
January 14, 2008
#4
haha….Ill look into it…add it to urban dictionary
January 14, 2008
#5
in case you didnt notice LT was on the sideline too. For a guy who compares himself to Walter Payton he sure is a PUSSY!!
Did you see how I made TO cry?
January 14, 2008
#6
why’d you cut your hair RW?
January 15, 2008
#7
dude….you are a friggin MORON…..or just someone who wishes he had a just a piece of the talent that Phillip Rivers has.Check your facts too. At Indy….God only knows the obscenities that was being yelled at him from the idiots who live in Indy, and all he did was clap and say thank-you to those spewing the ‘compliments’ they were at him. So Get over it dude.He is destined to be one of the best in the NFL. period.
January 15, 2008
#8
phil, why are you posting as sikmantek….furthermore, do your arms get tired from hanging onto LTs coattails?
January 16, 2008
#9
sikmantek – Please don’t tell me you just said that Phillip Rivers is going to be one of the best QBs ever. LOL…he isn’t even as good as the guy they traded for…and Eli is mediocre at best. And Indy fans may have been taunting him…but I have been to plenty of Charger games, and they are just as bad.
January 16, 2008
#10
Phil Rivers is a shit.
January 16, 2008
#11
Oh, herro.
August 25, 2009
#12
Only a total mo would say the word chach.
Twenty-dumbthings these days with their gay-assed slang. What dweebs.
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