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The end of the line for John Daly?

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We excused his partying.
We excused his drinking.
We excused his gambling.

We loved him because he was fat and didnt care about his weight.

We loved him because his diet was cigarettes, booze, and donuts.

We loved him because he looked like your average Joe.

But most of all, we loved John cause he could play golf and he could play it well.

But lately, John is nothing more than a Nationwide hack trying to cut it with the Big Boys.

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  • PG, sponsored by Jommy John's,
    January 23, 2008
    #1

    For the record, I never excused him or loved him for any of those things.

  • PG, no longer sponsored by Jimmy John's,
    January 23, 2008
    #2

    Sorry, James.

  • TG, now sponsored by Jimmy John's,
    January 23, 2008
    #3

    Yeah, show of hands…who here loves/loved John Daly?

    Put your hand down, Carson. You too, Chuck.

  • World of Isaac
    January 23, 2008
    #4

    seriously, you guys arent fans of JD?

    Ry/Bush, speak up

  • Timmy G, presented by Joe Boxer,
    January 23, 2008
    #5

    Sure, Daly seems like a nice guy, but I have no reason to root for him. Daly is a great example of a guy who has wasted a tremendous amount of God-given ability. It’s tough for me to root for a guy like that.

    Yes, I’m the guy who likes Tiger Woods. But, other than Tiger, I find myself rooting for Chris DiMarco, Luke Donald, Paddy Harrington and Stewart Cink.

  • john daly, sponsored by sex panther,
    January 23, 2008
    #6

    60% of the time, I’m the biggest slob on the course every time.

  • Raj
    January 23, 2008
    #7

    75% of the time you’re on the periodical

  • Johnny
    January 23, 2008
    #8

    I’m a big fan of KJ Choi.

  • J-Win
    January 23, 2008
    #9

    shenanigans

  • Kerellos
    January 23, 2008
    #10

    who is john daly? why do i care for john daly?

  • Bush
    January 23, 2008
    #11

    If you don’t think people love JD, try following him for a round on the PGA. He has the biggest galleries on tour outside of guys not named Eldrick or Phillip.

    Butch Harmon is going to whip him into shape and make him a contender again.

    “I’m going to hit it as far as I can. If I can find it, I’ll hit it again.” John Daly after he was asked to share his strategy during a major last year.

    Yes, people love John Daly. I thoroughly enjoy his gamesmanship.

  • timmy g., presented by Care Bears,
    January 23, 2008
    #12

    I wasn’t disputing that the general public doesn’t love Daly, because I have been amongst his crazy followers. I just don’t care for him.

  • jr
    January 23, 2008
    #13

    booze and cigarettes, eh?

  • willy
    January 23, 2008
    #14

    I’ll pull for him if he’s in the hunt.

  • Timm G, still sponsored by Jimmy John's,
    March 12, 2008
    #15

    J.D. is dunzo.

    Per espn.com:

    On Tuesday, swing coach Butch Harmon said he would no longer work with Daly, saying he was not going to waste his time with a two-time major champion who is more interested in drinking than working on his golf game.

    “My whole goal for him was he’s got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life,” Harmon said from his golf school in Las Vegas. “And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk.”

  • World of Isaac
    March 12, 2008
    #16

    I’m a soothsayer

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