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The World of Isaac Angry Friday Rant

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The following five people/organizations are receiving Guyism middle finger.

Shaun Pruitt

Make a free throw buddy. Illinois’ Shaun Pruitt had a chance to seal up the game not once but twice at the free throw line. He clanked all 3 of those attempts and Indiana went on to beat Illinois on the road. Nevermind the fact that Illinois blew a double digit lead in the second half at home but if they could have just one more free throw down the stretch the game was over. Instead, Pruitt did his best Shaq imitation to choke the game away.

Roger Clemens

Quit the shenanigans man. Its over for you! The web of lies you’ve spun is unraveling day by day. But you know what bothers me the most about this. If you claimed McNamee was a personal friend of yours and somebody you spent a lot of time with, than why didnt you know he was dirty as hell? Why didnt you know he was basically a drug dealer who was passing out roids and HGH like it was candy? Says a lot about your character Rog. What’s that saying, “You are only as good as the company you keep”. Hmm? Fits well here huh?

Northwest Airlines

Its one thing to have flights delayed an hour or two, its quite another to be royally screwed by Northwest time and time again. My girlfriend was supposed to land at 830 but it turned into a cross-country nightmare that had her plane landing at a little past 12am. If that was the end of it, I probably wouldn’t be so upset but her luggage didnt arrive until about 50 minutes later. All in all, it was about a 4 hr 20 min delay and I didnt get home till 140am.

CNN

I am sure thats a nice article and all but truthfully, Im disgusted….

I am disgusted that there are athletes that freakin beat their wives and drunk drive and kill people and dont get one tenth of the coverage Vick’s goddamn dogs got….

Was there an article on CNN about the mom that Leonard Little killed? Gimme a break
For some reason, I know the name of one of the dogs that was abused but I dont know a single name of the 8 US soldiers who have died in the last six days.

Disgusting! You’re a national news network not some local podunk station that has nothing else to cover.

Myself

For being awake at 2am and writing this stupid thing.

  • PG, presented by my2cents.com,
    February 8, 2008
    #1

    (1) Shaun Pruitt doesn’t play for State, the Pistons, or the Lions. Yeah, he screwed up, but give him a break. Like you said, he missed three chances to seal the game AT HOME. He’s got enough to deal with without your third milky way in his face.

    (2) Clemens has a good lawyer. When he called McNamee’s evidence “garbage” or “trash” or whatever he said when he said “Show me one judge or prosecutor that would consider this garbage ‘evidence’” he just about pulled me back over to Clemens side.

    (3) Haha.

    (4) I thought we covered this. Human interest piece. Not pretending to be hard hitting news. If you say “Leonard Little” one more time, I’m going to give your blog a virus. I don’t know if that’s possible, but consider yourself warned.

    (5) Fair is fair.

  • Leonard Little
    February 8, 2008
    #2

    Someone say my name

  • Timmy G, presented by the song Rockaby,
    February 8, 2008
    #3

    1. Are you really mad at Shaun Pruitt?

    2. Consider this saying, “don’t put the cart before the horse”.

    3. Northwest deserves your Milky Way because I was also indirectly affected by this late flight (an angry phone call woke me up last night).

    4. What Pat said.

    5. Go to bed already.

    Note: listen to my sponsor’s lyrics.

  • Timmy G, presented by The Southfield Observist,
    February 8, 2008
    #4

    Why does your middle finger look so much thinner than your ring and index fingers? Has it been getting a work out?

  • World of Isaac
    February 8, 2008
    #5

    I absolutely despise when the simple things in basketball are not executed properly…

    making a simple bounce pass, hitting a free throw, moving your feet on defense…

    Those are simple things that any college basketball player who is on scholarship should be able to perform

    “cart before dana jacobson” works better

  • Bush
    February 8, 2008
    #6

    I don’t know why all these guys are giving slack to Shaun Pruitt. He makes a free throw and does State a huge favor.

    Perhaps the blame shouldn’t fall just on Pruitt. Illinois was a horrific 8 out of 17 from the line last night–that’s 47% for you math majors.

    Leonard Little

  • Timmy G
    February 8, 2008
    #7

    Perhaps State shouldn’t lose to bottom feeders. Then, no favors would be needed.

  • out of nowhere, Lil Wayne
    February 8, 2008
    #8

    I make it rain (I make it rain) I make it rain on them hoes …

  • Out of nowhere, take 2...
    February 8, 2008
    #9

    George Michael & Elton John:

    “don’t let the sun, go down on me….”

  • rpl
    February 8, 2008
    #10

    1. I actually felt bad for Pruitt….after I got done screaming at him through the tv.

    2. This case is very unique in that I still don’t know who is lying. It has to be Clemens’s but who saves a beer can for 7 years? 10 cents x 7 years x interest = 1 million dollars!

    3. Frontier Airlines lost our luggage on the way out and way back from Vegas last year. I hate Christine Murtha…(lady behind the Frontier desk), airlines in general, people who fly first class and complain, people who lie about the mile high club…(btb, are hj’s considered?), people that walk around the plane throughout the flight, and any landing…(currently 42 for 42. 1.000%).

    4. CNN is a joke of a non-biased news source. The issue is way overblown. And so is using Leonard Little as an example. Next time try….Chris Benoit, Pacman Jones, Jayson Williams, Tanya Harding, O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Ivan Drago…

    5. Thanks?

  • CBlust
    February 8, 2008
    #11

    Your hand is very ‘chode-like’.

  • Anonymous
    February 8, 2008
    #12

    true dat

  • Bush
    February 8, 2008
    #13

    Rpl–I don’t think HJ’s count, but I’m very impressed.

  • World of Isaac
    February 8, 2008
    #14

    haha….hilarious rpl

  • World of Isaac
    February 8, 2008
    #15

    did anybody else catch the ivan drago reference?

  • rpl
    February 8, 2008
    #16

    i was not insinuating getting an hj on a plane.

    just a random thought. if so, that eliminates the bathroom issue.

    step 1: ask the chick next to you.
    step 2: cover using the wool blankey the airlines hand out.
    step 3: pretend sleeping.
    step 4: boom goes the dynamite.

  • willy
    February 8, 2008
    #17

    Christine Murtha……that bitch.

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