I really don’t check Cute Overload enough. I know cute stuff is kind of gay but whatever, I’m so badass in every other way that it balances out my love of adorable little furry animals. Puppies and kittens and such, that’s easy. But how to make a ferret amazingly adorable…

I don’t know what Ferret Bites are. Frankly, I don’t need to know. All I know is that I want to make this ferret into my best friend.

Though he’s totally not at a grocery store. So he’s kind of a liar. Why would you lie to me so soon into our friendship, ferret? You’re just like that last ferret. And I think we all know what happened to him. Damn ferrets. With your lies and Ferret Bites and your heartbreak.