Guyism breaks down what you need to do as an coach/athlete to make a good press conference rant.
The Grand Entrance
Like a sixth man off the bench, you gotta come out firing. None of this building up to a crescendo bullsheeit. You show them your angry right out of the gate and then they’ll respect you.
In this “what have you done for me lately” society we live in, its good to give them something memorable. The One-Liner is maybe the most critical piece of any good press conference rant.
Communicate non-verbally using different facial expressions or hand gestures. Though this is not a necessity for a great rant, it certainly brings a different flare.
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The Getaway
You know they respect you when you get a standing ovation. Feel free to drop an insult or two as you exit the stage.
















March 6, 2008
#1
john l. smith is secretly a middle eastern mother..that kills me everytime.