Being 8′5″ can’t be easy. Getting chicks is probably harder.
Stadnik says his dream is finding a soul mate, just like the former titleholder, China’s Bao Xishun, who was married last year.
“I think the future holds that for me,” he said.
But fear not Mr. Stadnik, I found somebody for you.
I know you’re not picky and more than likely, you just need to get laid so here you go.
Meet Yao Defen. The tallest woman in the world.
A match made in heaven I tell ya!
I hear Isiah Thomas will pay for the wedding and everything as long he can sign your firstborn to a contract.
Let me know how it goes!
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March 25, 2008
#1
The joke’s on you…that’s a Micro Machine.
March 25, 2008
#2
dang, if that’s a micro machine, this guys is the smallest person in the world.
micro machines are fast, small, plane, trains, cars, red blue green, small, tiny, hamburgers, tacos, race cars…if it doesn’t say micro machines, it’s not the real thing.
March 25, 2008
#3
oh yeah, click on the link for the tall woman. Check out her occupation.
March 25, 2008
#4
the circus
March 26, 2008
#5
Her occupation – A dinosaur.