By now you’ve seen the video of Sean Avery setting a completely bush-league screen on Martin Brodeur.
So here, at Guyism, we’ve compiled 5 other videos of Sean Avery acting like a complete douche.
He dives….
He turtles…
He gets his teammates in fights protecting him…
He acts like a child when he finally scores a goal…
and finally….
He spears guys in the nuts











April 15, 2008
#1
Don’t give this assclown any more pub than he already gets.
April 15, 2008
#2
he definitely deserve the pub…but its still entertaining
April 15, 2008
#3
sorry, doesn’t
April 24, 2008
#4
Stop. You would all kill to have him on your team.
April 24, 2008
#5
no actually, we wouldn’t…glad Detroit got rid of him
December 30, 2008
#6
Really if you knew anything about hockey than you would know no one wants to play with this guy! One of the worst things to happen to hockey. For instance the push-ups. Hockey players don’t do that shit. Maybe football players b/c they love the attention (even they get a flag for excessive celebrating which I think sometimes can be ridiculous) but yes he doesn’t deserve to be on a team because he does not know how to be a team player. I know the Flyers wouldn’t waste their $ on that douche!
July 26, 2009
#7
Take it from a hardcore Canadian hockey fan: No one wants a douche like Sean Avery on their team. It not only makes himself look bad (because, well, you saw the videos), but it makes the entire team look bad. Look what happened to the Dallas Stars. That is the prime example. They got him, he became a douche, and they traded him as fast as they can.
Sean Avery is a plague upon on the Hockey World. For the sake of all your favorite hockey teams, I hope you do not get him. Give him to the KHL and let the Russians deal with him…