I don’t know why, but I found this video to be pretty enthralling. It’s basically shittily-made cupcakes doing a stop motion waltz. I’m sober, just FYI.

I haven’t seen cupcakes dance like that since the great Cupcake Dance Party of 2003. Oh man did my cupcakes dance then, like they never had before. There was punch and a disco ball and the cupcakes danced the night away. Timmy Cupcakington was supposed to go with Debbie L’Batter but she ended up going with that stupid rich jock Josh Sprinkleworth. Sprinkleworth was the envy of all the boys but his arrogance was at an all-time high that night. Every cupcake in Cakely High wanted to go to the dance with Debbie. And she wanted to go with Timmy. But to be seen with a Sprinkleworth was truly a sign of your status.

Timmy killed himself that night. And by killed himself, I mean I ate him. There’s only so much time I can spend having a pretend cupcake dance and giving them elaborate backstories before I give into my carnal desires.

[Via BoingBoing and the beautiful and fantastic-smelling Caitlin]