Some survey was conducted in Florida that revealed interesting findings on the methods of sexual prevention that Florida teens believe in, including drinking bleach to prevent HIV and smoking weed to halt pregnancy. You know you like this story already.

A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida’s abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.

They are proposing a bill that would require a more comprehensive approach, the report said.

I like the way these kids think. You think the first guy to put peanut butter with jelly was thought to be a genius? Or that the guy who was like, “HEY LET’S EAT BACTERIA TO HEAL OUR GERMS” was thought of as logical right away? Maybe these kids are just smarter than you know. Even more important, maybe this means that all this time I’ve been giving underaged girls marijuana before having sex with them, I’ve actually been doing good.

I also hear the rohypnol cures the common cold. You better hope it does.