Somehow this story completely fell under my radar. A couple weeks back, The Sun found out about some dude dressed as a gnome that was “terrorizing” a town in Argentina. I guess just his existence was terrorizing because I can’t imagine a midget doing much damage other than like maybe running full speed into your ankles or something. Anyway, the midget-y goodness begins like 30 seconds in.

Stage one: Scare brown people.
Stage two: ?
Stage three: PROFIT!