Residents across the Midwest were awakened Friday by a 5.2 magnitude earthquake that rattled skyscrapers in Chicago’s Loop and homes in Cincinnati but appeared to cause no major injuries or damage.
You know, I thought I felt here in the Detroit area but alas, it was just the Kung Pao from PF Changs last night.
I’m pretty sure the neighbors felt my wrath. It went something a little like this….
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
What women are afraid of 
Sexy Female Athletes 
