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POLYGAMYGATE: Temple beds for underaged sex!

Another exciting update on yesterday’s post on the polygamist ring being investigated. New findings from feds at the polygamist compound include a temple with a bed dedicated for underaged sexy time.

Agents searching a 1,700-acre polygamist compound in West Texas found a bed in the soaring limestone temple and prosecutors believe it was used for male members to have sex with their underage wives after sect-recognized unions.

The discovery was revealed Wednesday as troopers completed their weeklong search of the grounds of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, said spokeswoman Tela Mange.

The temple “contains an area where there is a bed where males over the age of 17 engage in sexual activity with female children under the age of 17,” according to an affidavit quoting a confidential informant who had been providing information to the Schleicher County sheriff for years.

If you didn’t think I’d be all over this one, you’re sadly mistaken. And if you think I don’t have a similar bed in the Chris Compound, well, uh, unless you’re a federal agent, you’re sadly mistaken again!

Additionally, a commenter named “Truth Spreader” left this comment on my last polygamist post. Since I always want to be fair and impartially present all sides of a story, here it is…verbatim:

Smells like they’re burning the witches again. not to mention that it was legal in Utah for 14 yrs old to marry (with parental consent) until about 2 yrs ago when the lesbians, feminists and their enablers got attorney general mark “zeig heil” shurtleff to raise the age.

oppressors always resort to making the religion of their enemies a crime. Isn’t that what happened in babylon under nebachadnezer? weren’t the jews almost exterminated because they refused to worhip the king ahead of god? note: the enemies of the jews had nebachadnezer enact a law requiring that only the king could be worshiped. it was the death penalty to worship god.

if it was okay to marry a 14 year old two years ago then it is okay today–the only thing that has changed is that the lesbians and feminist managed to amend the marriage statute. well…it is time to amend it back.

Well then. You listen here LESBIANS. You stop trying to keep all the underaged girls to yourself, you damn JEW LESBIANS. Going against my right to diddle a girl who still has a Hello Kitty lunchbox is not only unAmerican, it’s totally akin to the Salem witch trials. Only instead of burning people without any burden of proof, you’re arresting people for luring minors into a ring of sex and marriage and using the “proof” of vague things like “their testimony” and “the smell of Lunchables and tears on my genitals”. BACK OFF, LIBERALS!

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  • Lorena Bobbit Jeffs
    April 11, 2008
    #1

    Truth spreader is completely correct. the utah attorney general this “caiaphas shurtleff” got the legislature of utah to raise the age in utah from 14 to 15 because he knew this would allow the law enforcemtn to persecute the people whose religion he opposes.

    And what is the difference between 14 yo and 15 yo anyway. one day??

    And i can verify that none of the polyg girls are sluts and none have taken the LBT (low back tattoo). this is why they are being persecuted.

    the local govrenment devils want all girls to be whores and sluts like their own wives and daughters. It makes them feel inferior when they think of the pure polyg girls but have to look at their own tattooed up whorish women. to be honest, i sympathize with them. those ugly faded tattoos combined with the stench of cigerette butts is a romance killer for sure.

  • Stephanie
    April 23, 2008
    #2

    I usually merely only read people’s comments on all these web sites. I spend eight hours a day in my cubicle, staring at a computer screen, filling my mind with celebrity garbage and other amusing (if somewhat pointless) blogs written by people who are probably as bored as I am. I am not criticizing… I love, I love.

    For some reason, in reading the comments to these two posts I became annoyed. Not because I actually even disagree about teen girls today (cough, cough, Miley Cyrus) being whores. However, it is my FIRM belief that each 14 and 15 year old should have the active CHOICE on whether or not to become an underage whore. She should not be brainwashed from birth by these INSANE religous fanatics who merely use their religion as a guise to have extensive underage sex. However, the men in this religion were really geniuses. Teaching people from birth that women are inferior and are basically created as their slaves… where can I sign up?? Can I invent a colony for women so that we can raise men to believe that they are useless scum who are only good for working, giving us money, and satisfying us sexually with their large cocks? And if they don’t sexually satisfy us, we reserve the right to fornicate with anyone we so please and they have no say in the matter? Can we? Cuz that would be SUPER.

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