I don’t know who Woody and Wilcox are but apparently they pissed off quite a few Eskimos at their flagship Alaska station.

The Anchorage DJs, known as Woody and Wilcox, were joking about what makes someone a real Alaskan, when one of them offered a variation on an old saying — offensive to many — that real Alaskans have urinated in the Yukon River and made love to an Alaska Native woman. What the DJ said, however, switched the verbs, making it far more offensive.

Michelle Davis, who is part Tlingit, said she was listening to the show April 9 while stuck in traffic on her way to work when she heard the comment.

“I was horrified,” she said Tuesday. “It was a very ugly image.”

Adding to the anger over the remarks is the fact that Alaska Native women are disproportionately targeted in violent crimes, including rape, said Denise Morris, president of the Alaska Native Justice Center, an Anchorage-based social advocacy organization.

The state has long had the highest sexual assault rate in the nation, and the problem is worst in rural, largely Native areas, according to a recent law enforcement study.

If anything, they should be suspended for making an illogical joke. How can you make love to a river? Because I’ll be damned if I’ve been able to find a way so far.

Anyway since when is it violence against a woman to pee in/on her? I was always taught that that was what love was all about. You want to have a baby, you pee inside a woman, and 9 months later a stork comes by wearing a backwards cap and carrying Vlasic pickles and then he drops off your beautiful Aryan baby. I mean, yeah, it sucks that Alaska apparently has so much problems, but whatever, pee on all the Eskimos you want. Doesn’t affect me in any way. If anything, it may affect my life positively since that’s probably good luck. I don’t see how it couldn’t be.