We have Chubby Cox and Manli Wang’s, Rusty Kuntz and a whole lot of Seaman.
And I assure you that every name listed here is in fact, a real person. Clicking on the image will re-direct you to a wiki or reference page for them.
There are four brackets….The Read More option will take you the other 3.
Without further ado, I give you….
THE DIRTIEST NAMES IN SPORTS
Here are the other three brackets:
IS THAT OFFENSIVE IN ENGLISH BRACKET
***UPDATE***
See who’s made it all the way to the Championship
THE DON’T CALL ME RICHARD BRACKET
(1) DICK TRICKLE
(8) DICK POLE
(4) JOHNNY DICKSHOT
(5) PETE LaCOCK
(2) CHUBBY COX
(7) DICK POUND
(3) DICK BUTKUS
(6) JOHAN DE KOCK
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
What women are afraid of 
Sexy Female Athletes 
April 17, 2008
#1
you forgot Randy Johnson
April 17, 2008
#2
yea, i had to omit some names….randy johnson and mike babcock for sure
April 17, 2008
#3
Don’t forget a player from the Green Bay Packers, Mike Hunt
April 17, 2008
#4
You forgot about Ben Dover. Leftwinger for the Canadiens in the late 70’s.
April 17, 2008
#5
Rusty Kuntz, hands down!
April 17, 2008
#6
How about Frank Licklighter
April 17, 2008
#7
1984 Detroit Tigers own RUSTY KUNTZ. With a name like that he should have a bye directly to the finals though.
April 17, 2008
#8
Rusty Kuntz was the first name I thought of when I saw the link, but Dick Harter (NBA coach) might also deserve honorable mention.
April 17, 2008
#9
Lucious Pusey the college football player has to be included.
April 17, 2008
#10
There’s a rugby player named Danny Grewcock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Grewcock
April 17, 2008
#11
lucious pusey is the #1 seed in another bracket
April 17, 2008
#12
The Twins Randy Bush over Randy Johnson by a nose!
April 17, 2008
#13
Dicky Nutt…used to coach Arkansas State.
April 17, 2008
#14
Albert Pujols kills me….
poo holes? bwahahaha
_Russ
April 17, 2008
#15
Harry Peter (Bud) Grant
April 17, 2008
#16
What about Harry Bahls? Second baseman for the Cubbies in the 50’s.
April 17, 2008
#17
does that person exist…he’s not on baseball reference
April 17, 2008
#18
I can’t think of a more appropriate name than Dick Pound. What a turd. Impartiality? What’s that???
April 17, 2008
#19
Hey… what about Mike Sweeney? I always got a kick out of that when they would mention his name at Kauffman Stadium in KC…
April 17, 2008
#20
Ron Tugnutt and Chuck Knobloch are 2 of my faves. Knobloch sounds like something you have to get Viagra for.
April 17, 2008
#21
knoblauch?
April 17, 2008
#22
PHYLLIS MANGINA! PHYLLIS MANGINA!!
which is great on its own, but even better if you see the pic
Phyllis Mangina
April 17, 2008
#23
thats top five…
well done
April 17, 2008
#24
Urban Shocker
April 17, 2008
#25
Chris, What about Harry Balzonya?
April 17, 2008
#26
i thought urban shocker was on the list?
April 17, 2008
#27
What about Nick Boneaconnie???
April 17, 2008
#28
Don’t forget Brian Asselstine
April 17, 2008
#29
what about Rusty Kuntz! Mid eighties 3B for the Texas Rangers. No list is complete without him!
April 17, 2008
#30
misty hymen…a swimmer
April 17, 2008
#31
hooked on phonics folks….check the other brackets
April 17, 2008
#32
what about Rusty Kuntz… played for the white sox in the 80’s
April 17, 2008
#33
What about the ultimate jock strap, Dick Houser. He managed the Royals and Yankees.
April 17, 2008
#34
Next to Dick Trickle the greatest of all time is Jack Arute! Lets go down to the sidelines to Jack Arute.
April 17, 2008
#35
current CFL player Pat Woodcock
April 17, 2008
#36
jack arute?
come on
pat woodcock is good
April 17, 2008
#37
DICK WOOD
miami dolphins quarterback come onnnn
April 17, 2008
#38
again, the research staff is getting canned
April 18, 2008
#39
Jorge Fabregas always amused me… useful thing for a catcher to have, a fabregas, don’t you think?
April 18, 2008
#40
how about ex-browns wide out Fair Hooker ?
April 18, 2008
#41
Houston Nutt. The former coach of Arkansas
April 18, 2008
#42
The Y Chromosome blog links here.
See also the PG-13 Rated Sports Card blog post.
April 18, 2008
#43
All user-submitted omissions will be included in a post on Monday
April 18, 2008
#44
There’s the Javelin designer – Dick Held.
And of course, the multilingual Pedro Feliz (or Happy Peter!)
April 24, 2008
#45
Wasn’t there a guy in ice skating named Dick Button? Or was it Dick Buttons?
I remember seeing him on one of the Bad News Bears movies.
May 16, 2008
#46
You cant go past Misty Hymen, was always funny when commentators had to stop themselves from laughing