It came to my attention a couple days ago that, surprisingly, not everyone on Earth has seen Tracy Morgan’s Saturday Night Live character Astronaut Jones.

I like this because I feel like this is every black guy ever. In the history of anything. Even Thurgood Marshall thought like this, he just didn’t like saying it out loud. And this is also the main reason I never bring any girls to Harlem. That and my irrational fear of ethnic minorities. Perhaps both!