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BATTLE OF THE SIMPSONS: PART 2

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About a year ago on Guyism, we fought tooth and nail about who was hotter, Ashlee or Jessica.

And now a year later, we resurrect it. Lately, Ashlee has shown off her body in Shape magazine and I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good. But, I’ve always been in the Jessica camp and will remain there.

My favorite comment from the argument was from Dr. Z

Very interesting question, Andrew, however this question can be answered with a simple calculation. If you like boobies, Jessica is better looking. If you like weiners, Ashlee is better looking.

I think we know how Dr. Z felt on the matter but what do the readers think?

ASHLEE

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JESSICA

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  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2008
    #1

    Did Ashlee get a boob job??

  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2008
    #2

    She needs an ugly job. I agree with Dr. Z.

  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2008
    #3

    I don’t even make sense. I’m the worst.

  • GMoney
    May 8, 2008
    #4

    I’m picking Ashlee here. Any broad that fusses over a queer like Romo loses all credibility.

  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2008
    #5

    I may be the worst, but even I can tell Jessica is BY FAR the better looking of the two.

  • J-Win
    May 8, 2008
    #6

    dude, anonymous sucks

  • Gilson
    May 8, 2008
    #7

    Gonna go with Jessica. Long live boobies!

  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2008
    #8

    boobies

  • Bus
    May 8, 2008
    #9

    Some may say Jessica. Others may say Ashlee. I say, hey, it’s the 21st century. Why not both?

  • CBlust
    May 9, 2008
    #10

    I’d take Jessica…Especially with the reports that Ashlee is knocked up.

  • Timmy G, brought to you by hood rats,
    May 9, 2008
    #11

    Good cblust, cuz I’ll take either…or both.

  • PG, presented by honesty,
    May 9, 2008
    #12

    I like Jessica, BUT, I do like weird looking girls.

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