Since it’s time for the Stanley Cup playoffs to begin (really, it is… the Penguins and some other team are playing in it), I thought these pics of My Favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere making out with and dry humping the Cup seemed very appropriate.
Dry humping on a hump day also seemed appropriate.
By the way, you can bid on a whale watching trip with Hayden herdamnself… for reals. Let me know if you win.
Thanks to My Chill Pill for reminding me of the existence of these pictures.
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May 23, 2008
#1
what the fuck is this shit????? disrespecting the cup by letting some whore make out with it??!?!??!?! i hope chris simon two-hands her in the face
May 24, 2008
#2
only a canuck would see the Cup…..i was too busy lookin at the blonde. get back to your sheep.
July 5, 2008
#3
This was way before her 18th. Probably before 17th.
August 24, 2008
#4
Why did she hike up her underwear? Is she some 70 year old Jewish man living in Phase Two of Del Boca Vista?