Okay, now who is Rachel Sterling, anyway? I mean, I know she’s hot and has a rack to die for and that she should be at this party, or any party she wants to attend for that matter, but why is she famous?

Ohhh, she is a former member of the Pussycat Dolls… I though Nicole Sherzinger was the only hot one that group ever had. I stand corrected. She must not have done crap since then though since she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page, and we know that’s the sure signal of a successful life.