Here at Guyism we like to stress the important things in sports. You know, hard hitting stuff like Dirty Names, Hot Celebrity Fans, and Great Sports Liars
And now, after searching every nook and cranny the internet has to offer, our crack research staff has come up with the 10 Best Booties in Beach Volleyball.
**UPDATE**
Yea, I forgot Misty May…Here is a booty tribute to her
Ana Paula Connelly-Brazil
Larissa Franca-Brazil
Shauna Mullin-England
Montana Curtis-USA
Chrissie Zartman-USA
Michelle More-USA
Suzanne Stonebarger-USA
Juliana Silva-Brazil
Hui Yu Phang-Singapore
Rachel Wacholder-USA
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August 9, 2008
#1
(except brazil) all of these women have square buttcheeks. square angular buttcheeks are NEVER sexy.
preference is one thing but you can’t seriously say these are the best.
list sucks mad. sorry.
August 11, 2008
#2
ASS is a matter of opinion. Personally, I think Misty Mays ass was easily the best one out there. World of Isaac is high on crack…if he thinks THOSE were the 10 best.
August 14, 2008
#3
Everyone hypes Brasil (which is fair), but I watched the Cuban women’s team. CUUUUUULOOOO!
August 15, 2008
#4
misty may’s nice round ass puts these little boy’s asses to shame.
August 15, 2008
#5
Nice booties? Only Okhorrific would like those flat, boy like butts.
http://okhorrific.u.yuku.com/
Typical and Disturbing.
August 16, 2008
#6
Only a queer would NOT like those hind ends.
Just sayin’
-SafetyMan
August 18, 2008
#7
From this list my Top Ten are…
10- Michelle More – USA
Crazy for using her,very nice butt is above average, just not any list contender. Not by any stretch mark
9- Suzanne Stonebarger – USA
In Jeans may be wayyy killer looking. Has that gawd damm look.
Just a bit wide in the leg/hips here for me. Maybe a different pic looks better ?
Not really sexy to me personally.
But a cool showing no doubt.
8- Chrissie Zartman – USA
Cute and sexy teenie booty but no way a list maker either. Just an average nice and sexy boot. Take her home for damn sure but wont make any of my top lists.
7- Rahel Wacholder – USA
This pic struck me at first, said wham, now that’s how I like it !
Very nice Rachel. Need a closer shot but from here, it is one fine Man killin machine baby ! Cool legs too.
6- Hui Yu Phang – Singapore
Stunning rock bottom girl boots !
While killer perfect form is sexy as all get out, bootilicious will always be my personal fav. See Shauna for a perfect example…lol
5- Montana Curtis – USA
Now here’s a teeny bottom girl I could really rock up. Dahhmmmm Montana, thats gorgeous girl.
You make me drool for how sweet and sexy you look here. You play out with animalistic I wanna jump the hell outta that girl power…lol..wooohoo you rock Montana. White is right on you ya sweet assed devil ! You make lists forgettable baby ! Just the hottest and def the sweetest little babe. Glad girls come in all colors too, your vanilla cream candy Montana !
By the way folks, it’s only from Montana at #5 and down/up to #1 that really get me going. The rest are nice but Montana and friends make me drool and drip if I stare too long….lol
4- Shauna Mullin – England
Wow, give me more of that one puhhhleeeze !! Killer pic too. Tan that body like only a Brazilian can and I’d pump her up….lol….to 1st place.
Shauna, you make white chicks proud as hell baby. Most seductive boot award to you my sweet, bod/legs rock too.
Have’nt seen your face yet.
OMFG, you must have an English accent too !!!!!! Ughhh, now I am really jonesing for a video of ya.
3- Ana Paula Connelly – Brazil
Shaazaam Ana, just rip it off already. THAT is one hell of an ass.
Dang, men in Brazil must walk around with woodies all day.
Freakin lezzie’s with wet spotters too.
This is the grade needed for knock my socks off power. Anything less and my socks just slide off eventually. Show me that bottom Ana and I will die. They’d find my socks glued to the ceiling with my Man goop.
Whoop ya ass Brazilians, they are the only ones on the planet with that special raw sexual energy booty.
2- Julia Silva – Brazil
Her World class booty is nearly identical to Larissa’s. It’s hard to guess who you are looking at when seeing a booty shot of the two.
Julia’s is sexier, more de-luscious. Larissa’s is a tad smaller.
Both are K I L L E R grade A Brazilian TUSH ! See some other Julia pics too, really damn nice.
Really, throw in Adriana Lima and you have the best you can get on planet Earth, 1-2-3-4 Brazilian babes and your done. Any one of them would cook my goose. At least I’d sure as hell try and break it’s freakin neck any day I had one of ‘em in my house…lol
1- Larissa Franca – Brazil
Larissa has the best ass ever in other photo’s I’ve seen, you picked a nutty one to show off her deliciously fine tan can. Larissa also has the very best legs/butt/back/tummy. That’s a heavenly body
and she takes my Top spot easy. Stunning dream machine. Her ass balances a fine line between bootilicious and the perfect form of tight assed Hui Yu. Mixing in also a bit scrumptdiliscousness of say Montana’s sweet ass boot.
Larissa must have the all out finest sexiest booty in all of Volleyball ! Her and Adriana Lima would be my top two picks on the planet so far.
Adriana Lima is the hottest sexiest girl we have seen since like……wtf… nobody even compares ! If you have not seen Adriana doing her thing in video and pics, you are missing out on the worlds sexiest girl of all time !!!
Forget about Giselle, no way she has any raw sexual energy….at all ! Wanna talk Farrah ? I can listen then but when I show you my favorite Adriana pics, her killer sensuality and playfulness,
your zippers going to crack open. Farrah was killer sweet and sexy but nothing REALLY pops you up like Adriana can. Every Youtube watcher knows she’s the hottest girl on the planet. But Adriana is not in the limelight like the true greats were. Farrah, Raquel, Adrian, Marilyn….they all had more TV exposure. To go inside Adriana’s world is a wildly cool joy ride. She plays with the viewer so delightfully charming. When it comes to making steamy shots it flows out of her like a runaway boiler. When she walks you are transported out of this world.
To watch her move in a video is like to wish for the stars. She made lots of foreign commercials and other short behind the scenes vids also. The best is of her making a beach shoot, and the one with her in a commercial with Bob Dylan is tops also. Another phone commercial one is drop me freakin dead smokin hot !
There you have it. Brazil takes, Golden Silver Bronzed Bad Ass Bootie Olym-pics.
And Adriana Lima rules the World !
August 18, 2008
#8
PS to my above comment.
Misty May ? Sure, I can dig that, but give me her Volleyball partners boot any day first, Kerri Walsh. Sweet lil’ tushy on that one. I like it
May and Walsh are sure a spectacle to watch by the way. You always feel sorry for the other two girls though. You just know they are going to lose. Most times they do too and are usually happy to make it far enough to lose to the Walsh/May powerhouse. Sometimes the other team even wins !! Wow, they are the happiest girls on the planet if they win !!!
My favorite is Kerri Walsh, but I’m constantly impressed with Misty too. She is the hardest working girl in Volleyball. Maybe not really the hardest, but the smartest. She thinks way deeper into the game than the other players do. Then when she needs to be there it’s like walking the unruly dog for her. She just is doing it with an ease, she’s already there and if not she knew that already too and is on her way. This makes her hard work effort look easier than it is. She’s still working very hard for sure.
As for Kerri, I just love the way she is such an aggressive bitch….lol. Damn Kerri, the other players must dread the hell out of match with you !
Kerri is like a freakin coal train and coming straight at you. She comes at her opponent with a genuine super power that never ends. There ain’t no doubt that when you get knocked on your ass and get up again, Kerri Walsh is still going to be coming at you, alllll damn day !
Add to this that she never, ever, is warning you about it with any telegraphed body language or mean looks like other players do. You look at Kerri one moment and look away thinking …ok…next game thing is coming next….ok, but watch out ya dope, Kerri’s a Freak and a Monster !!!
That ball is sailin past your eyebrow now cause ya never learned. When you are in a game with a FREAKIN MONSTER, YOU NEVER EVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!
Don’t let her always innocent “ohh I’m just minding my own game here” face and body language fool you. That bitch will take your head off if you let her. And she will do that ALL FUCKING DAY !!!!
Man you poor girls, I sure as hell would not spend 15 minutes in a roped off room with Kerri, can’t imagine the yummy make my day thoughts you must enjoy.
“Oh wonderful…we play Kerri today for three hours. How nice. And geez, wazzup with that, like shes always bringing her friend Misty too. That Misty chick is always in my landing zone too !!
My shots don’t go over cause Kerri will smash my head in with it.
If it does go over that Misty chick is always there and the ball just comes right back anyway. Awww, I got a headache already.”
Hi Kerri, you rock bitch !
God I love to watch you play !!!
Thank heaven you do it in a kick ass bootie too. I dunno how I even follow the game, I’m always waiting for the cameraman to show your sweet butt again !!!
August 18, 2008
#9
those are the two longest comments ever posted
August 19, 2008
#10
Misty May has the best ass in beach volleyball, if not in sports. This list is a joke.
August 19, 2008
#11
your moms a joke
August 21, 2008
#12
What about the butts on those Chinese volleyballers? They don’t have much in the way of boobs, but what about their butts versus Misty May last night????!!!!!
August 21, 2008
#13
I want to find out who the Cuban’s are.
August 23, 2008
#14
You’re retarded for not having Misty on this list..you’d rather have small skinny asses..that’s cool, but you can’t be naming this the top 10..
August 23, 2008
#15
oh no kill me
August 24, 2008
#16
Way too many 10-year-old boy comments! Get real. Isaac has redeemed himself re: Misty May, so check it out and stop whining. Thanks, man. And who cares if they’ve got boobs? Love me some beach volleyball booty!
September 3, 2008
#17
some of you dudes are crazy liking that shauna mullin butt. looks flat; reinforces my stereotype of english chicks having no ass
September 16, 2008
#18
Why do you keep saying butts come in all shapes and sizes, yet you show no variety? A butt should be fleshy. No flesh, no butt. No butt, then how can you have one of the best butts?
September 19, 2008
#19
White men and their perceptions of good round booty. Ridiculous. You should see everyone of my girls.Black and Latin men have a more rounded idea of bunda. It’s much bigger and rounder especially from the side and the woman has a flat stomach and small waist. Hourglass figured and full thighs. White men tend to like backs with cracks. White woman booty on a general note tends to be phat when viewed front on, but on the side there is no depth.
September 19, 2008
#20
and that is why I love this blog
September 19, 2008
#21
WOI isn’t white
September 19, 2008
#22
true
September 21, 2008
#23
Shouldn’t the presence of a tramp stamp be an absolute disqualifier?
September 21, 2008
#24
hmmm…
interesting thought
September 25, 2008
#25
Booty….Larissa Franca-Brazil, Chrissie Zartman-USA and Michelle More-USA dont even have cheeks to their ass? They look like little boys on the beach from the rear (bardon the pun). At least Misty may has a lil sumtin sumtin to bounce back.
September 25, 2008
#26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUACvE7Iz9I
September 28, 2008
#27
Fail.
October 12, 2008
#28
this dick head who chose these obviously hasnt seen the aussie women in beach volleyball.
November 20, 2008
#29
I can’t comment for everyone, but do any of you feel kinda sick looking at these behinds? With the exception of the first Brazilian backside the remainder look more like skinny no-assed boy short wearing women at best, and teenage boy behinds at best. These ain’t good! The pic you clicked to get in to the list was nice though!
November 25, 2008
#30
If you dont like them asses I think you are a FAG.
November 29, 2008
#31
Shauna Mullin- Makes me proub to be British.
Sniff…
Arseman