With news that 90210 is making a bit of a comeback, I thought it was time to look back and reminisce about the hotness or lack of hotness from some of the actresses on the show.
12. Gabrielle Carteris-Andrea Zuckerman
Man, what the F happened to her? I would have never called her hot on the show but she was at least pleasant to look at. She’s let herself deteriorate.
11. Christine Elise-Emily Valentine
She parlayed her gig on 90210 to get a spot on ER for awhile. She should have been one of those girls who magically appeared on Playboy one month. It would have jumpstarted her career.
10. Hillary Swank-Carly Reynolds
She only partly looks like a horse right? No, I’d say she its more of a cross between Barbaro and Dana Jacobson.
9. Dina Meyer-Lucinda Nicholson
Come on, when she was on the show, she was a hittable milf. And though she still looks pretty darn good, she is closing in on GILF territory.
8. Tori Spelling-Donna Martin
The only reason she was on the show was because of her daddy. She’s not even hot. Even after that fake boob job she pulled.
7. Lindsay Price-Janet Sosna
I don’t even remember this chick being on the show. A damn shame to because they did her a great disservice by not putting her on more than that ugly beeyatch Donna.
6. Shannen Doherty-Brenda Walsh
She was one of those people in Hollywood that go crazy for awhile and then realize, wait, I’m not getting jobs anymore. I fully expect her to resurrect her career in the porn industry.
5. Kathleen Robertson-Clare Arnold
Remember when she was that huge boobed chick in Scary Movie 2. Thats the kind of stuff I’m talking about. Making something out of yourself.
4. Jennie Garth-Kelly Taylor
I always just wished they turned Kelly into a stripper on the show. Everybody knows that she was easy. Hell, every single actor on that show was hitting that.
3. Rebecca Gayheart-Toni Marchette
Easily the biggest mistake of the 90210 era was not keeping this chick on. A hell of an impression she made on a young Isaac in only 8 episodes.
2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen-Valerie Malone
I admit, I’m a bit biased when it comes to her. She stole my heart as Kelly Kapowski and I haven’t been the same since.
1. Vanessa Marcil-Gina Kincaid
There are only a handful of chicks in the world that I think are hotter than Vanessa Marcil. And thankfully, none of them were on this show.
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May 14, 2008
#1
Tori Spelling was not on the show because of her father. He was against it. She auditioned under a fake name to get around it.
May 14, 2008
#2
annonymous knows too much info…….must go by the name of tom gorginn.
May 14, 2008
#3
I loved Rebecca Gayheart, aka, the Noxema girl.
May 14, 2008
#4
you know anonymous is tori spelling’s husband or something
May 14, 2008
#5
Vanessa Marcil is so hot. Loved her on Vegas.
May 15, 2008
#6
Anonymous-that was record breakingly queer
May 15, 2008
#7
TAT > VM
May 15, 2008
#8
I agree with TG. While I agree with your top three, I would reorder them. Also, a few are too high (Donna, Claire), but I respect your honesty. Agree to disagree.
May 15, 2008
#9
i could have made donna next to andrea…thats how hit she was…
in hindsight, bad move
I dont agree about clare…i thought she was hot
TAT and VM are neck and neck but VM will probably be my future wife so I’m trying to get in her good graces
May 15, 2008
#10
Any post with Kelly Kapowski is gold in my book.
May 15, 2008
#11
Well, AT LEAST #1 is right! (And in fact, although TAT wasn’t my favorite, I won’t really argue with the Top 3.)
*Any list that has Dina Meyer below Tori Spelling in anything is automatically suspect though?
How I would order the same 12.
HOT
1. Vanessa Marcil
2. Rebecca Gayheart
3. Dina Meyer
4. Tiffani-Amber Theissen
5. Lindsay Price
6. Jennie Garth
7. Kathleen Robertson
NOT REALLY HOT AT ALL
8. Shannon Doherty
9. Hillary Swank
DEFINITELY NOT HOT, IN FACT KIND OF FUG:
10. Tori Spelling
11. Gabrielle Carteris
12. Christine Elise
MISSED
And although I’m not a big fan of either girl, the following two should probably be on the list before my 10-12, maybe even 8-9.
Jennifer Grant aka CELESTE
Kari Wuhrer ska ARIEL
May 15, 2008
#12
you are joe 90210
was ariel the hoe that got on david….
see, its gay that I know that
May 15, 2008
#13
Donna Martin GRADUATES!
Great post and I hate be the nitpicker, but you forgot a sleeper in Susan Keets. Walsh got his big break at the California Condor (a big-time College newspaper) and she was the editor in chief.
it all went south when she went to that damn fortune teller and then Walsh left her for Kelly.
That I know this much is sad, very sad.
May 15, 2008
#14
add yourself to the list of people who know too much about this show Stan
in fact, I won’t even tell anybody you wrote that
May 15, 2008
#15
(i was the anonymous that mentioned the missing Celeste and Ariel)
AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT EMMA CAUFIELD aka Susan Keats.
She should definitely be added the the list. In fact, somewhere around 5-7.
Quick! Make this a top 15! Hahaha.
JR
May 15, 2008
#16
the years have not been kind emma caulfield
May 16, 2008
#17
Lindsay Price and Jennie Garth should be in the Top 4!
July 2, 2008
#18
Prince once called Vanessa Marcil the most beautiful girl in the world. That’s saying something…
July 7, 2008
#19
awesome cameltoe shot of doherty
July 7, 2008
#20
I try