Every so often in the blogosphere, you run into a website that makes you spit out your morning coffee. Most of the time they are niche type websites. Fellow blogger MacG hit on this on his blog last week.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags, Sorry I missed your Party, Straight Cash Homies, and so on and so forth.
Which brings us to a blog I stumbled upon a few days ago.
And if you are confused and you have no idea what YMSWWC stands for its:
YOUR MOTHER SLEPT WITH WILT CHAMBERLAIN
Inspired by this website, I decided to ponder something important….
What are the chances somebody’s mom actually has slept with Wilt? What are the chances someone’s mom is part of the sacred 20 thousand?
I decided to crunch some numbers….
During Wilt’s heyday of the 60s, there was approximately 180-200 million people living in the US. About half being women
I made the assumption that the Big Dipper never slept with anyone under 18(God, let’s hope not) or over 50(I don’t see Wilt nailing GILFs).
That gives us a roundabout number of 70 Million Females.
And technically that would give you a rough estimate of Wilt sleeping with 1/3500 women in the US.
But frankly, that just didn’t seem right. There were different factors into play, different variables to consider. So armed to the teeth with research and information, I created this very important and scientific document called:
Question 1:(1 point)
Was my Mom born between 1910-1955?
(If yes, please move on to Question 2. If no, disregard this survey, your mom more than likely is not part of the sacred 20k.)
Question 2:(2 points)
Was my Mom a hippy?(i.e. did she go to Woodstock, experiment with drugs)
Question 3 (3 points)
Did my Mom have some junk in the trunk?
Question 4:(5 points)
Was my Mom a hussy?(did she go to the drive-in often, did your grandpa have to fight away would be suitors)
Question 5:(5 points)
Do I look nothing like my Dad?
Question 6: (5 points)
Am I at least 6′3″?
Question 7: (7 points)
Do I have unique basketball and volleyball skills?
Question 8: (7 points)
Was my Mom a basketball fan?
Question 9:(10 pts)
Did my Mom live in Philadelphia or LA during the 60s?(Wilt’s hometowns)
Question 10:(20 pts)
Has my Mom ever met Wilt Chamberlain?
Please add up your score and use the Calculator below to find out about your Mom
Scoring Calculator:
Perfect Score 65: Not only did your Mom get on Wilt several times, but you are more than likely their love child
55-64: Its time to sit down and get some answers from your parents
35-55: I wouldn’t call your mom a hoe, but if we were playing P-I-G, she would have H-O
20-34: Your Mom may have not slept with Wilt but she probably got around with most of your Dad’s friends
1-19: Eh, your Mom probably hiked up her knickers once or twice, nothing too serious
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May 15, 2008
#1
I scored an 11
May 15, 2008
#2
Excellent. But I suspect that we can cut that number down a bit, in that I’m thinking Wilt didn’t go for the infirm or fugly.
I wonder if Bill Russell looks at all of his rings and wonders if the sacrifice was worth it, really.
May 15, 2008
#3
i heard wilt got got back at russell for all the times he beat him by sleeping with his mom…
just a rumor, but hey, I believe it
May 15, 2008
#4
Shit. 35 points.
May 16, 2008
#5
I think you should change it from “Philly and LA” to “with-in driving distance of any city with a basketball franchise”. Wilt was having sex on the road as well.
May 16, 2008
#6
Damn – I scored 53 and my wife scored 57…..I think I may have married my half-sister.
May 16, 2008
#7
one of the funnier comments I’ve ever read here
May 17, 2008
#8
Great stuff here… I also agree, Wilt didn’t hit on just any woman in his age category. She had to have at least something goin’ on in the way of attractiveness. These days, that discounts most of the agreeable population to less than 20%, and that’s if your horny, which I don’t believe Wilt was all that often given his history. I’d say Wilt was also beginning to notch his bedstand more than a few times while in Lawrence, Kansas in the mid to late ’50s. That might need to be added to the possible list of assumptions as well.
June 2, 2008
#9
Shouldn’t the GILF actually be GIWNF (I Would Never)? Just a thought.
June 12, 2008
#10
good post
June 12, 2008
#11
thx
June 24, 2008
#12
Good Job!: )
June 24, 2008
#13
thank you sir
July 12, 2008
#14
Just wondering…what is GILF and GIWNF???
July 13, 2008
#15
gilf=grandma id like to f
giwnf=grandma i would not like to f
September 7, 2008
#16
Do your homework!!! It is well known that The Big Dipper had a thing for caucasian blondes.
September 7, 2008
#17
it is well known that you are a tool
October 30, 2008
#18
Good post, good comments. One of the “anons” was correct about Lawrence, KS. That is where my mom met Wilt. She (and my dad) were gymnasts at the same time Wilt was at KU. I scored a 36 on the quiz, and if we added the amorous tendencies of college students it would be higher. However, my mom is a bit of a racist, and although “frisky” in those days, she wouldn’t have gone ‘dark’.
October 30, 2008
#19
WOW.
October 30, 2008
#20
um ok
I swear the readers are getting stranger
April 8, 2009
#21
Ever since I read Wilt’s first biography, “Wilt: Just Like Any Other 7-Foot Black Millionaire Who Lives Next Door” (1973), as an 11 or 12 year-old, I have hoped and dreamed that I’d grow up to dip my wick as many times as “The Big Dipper” had — and that was 15 years before he claimed 20K seductions! Sadly, I’m now 41 years old and I don’t think that I’ve got LAID 20,000 times period, despite trying my damnedest to. I hate to break the bad news to my wife, but I’ve got some serious catchin’ up to do!! (Now, where are my “roofies”?)