Throughout the entirety of my life, one thing has always held steadfast. One thing has always been constant.
And that is that Boston sucks. Not just the sports teams, not just the fans, not just the people, everything.
So with apologies to the few Boston friends I have left, a tribute to my hate for all things Boston.
*****UPDATE*****
Those evil Boston fans have responded and have torn our precious city to bits. And though I consider RedsArmys a fellow blog friend, its war now.
Its on like donkey kong.
“There’s a steal by Bird”..
The over-under on the number of times this is played in the series is 5. The worst part of the clip is the pan to that ahole Bill Walton who didn’t even play because he was broken. Its the equivalent of panning to Chuck Nevitt on the Pistons bench.
Robert Parish KOs Laimbeer…
In maybe the worst no-call in NBA history, Parish absolutely clocks Laimbeer right in front of referee Jess Kersey. In today’s NBA, Parrish would have been suspended for 30 games. But then, nah, not even worthy of a technical.
Buckner and the Bambino…
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Instead of just admitting that their beloved Red Sox blow, fans and media always used something else as their scapegoat. “Buck-nah should have it”….”That damn Curse of the Bambino”….
Own up to the fact that your team was a bunch of chokers for the better part of 8 decades.
They don’t know how to speak English…
I understood about 10 words from this clip.
Cheaters, Cheaters, Cheaters…
You will never convince me that Belichick and his gang of roid-raged goons didn’t prosper from Spygate. If it didn’t help them, why’d they keep doing it. And you know what, Brady looked rather pedestrain in this past Super Bowl. I wonder…
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May 20, 2008
#1
As though Laimbeer never got away with anything that would be considered suspension-worthy today
May 20, 2008
#2
spare me….laimbeer would breathe on guys and get a T….
May 20, 2008
#3
Boston sucks-no disrespect to my friends from Boston
May 20, 2008
#4
Fact: Laimbeer is an a-hole.
May 20, 2008
#5
Fact: TimmyG deserves a nut shot
May 20, 2008
#6
If I was Detroit, the only other “major” sport I would bring up is Hockey.
May 20, 2008
#7
does Boston even have a hockey team?
May 20, 2008
#8
Haha, I have no idea. I thought we did, because I grew up hating Montreal; but then I went to that city and hit a strip club…viva Montreal!
May 20, 2008
#9
Fact: Detroit is a s-hole.
May 20, 2008
#10
Is there anything nerdier than blog fighting?
May 20, 2008
#11
yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
May 20, 2008
#12
Well played.
May 20, 2008
#13
lame
May 20, 2008
#14
I’m sorry, what city are you from?
May 20, 2008
#15
huh?
May 20, 2008
#16
FUCK ALL YOU HATERS…. BOSTON IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU….HATE ON CHAMPIONS WE’RE JUST GOING TO KEEP WINNING
May 20, 2008
#17
you forgot to say it with your accent
May 20, 2008
#18
“But I don’ HAAVE an eccent!”
Which ciddy in Michigin are ya from? Di’TROI?
May 20, 2008
#19
I got chunks the size of Boston in my stool.
May 20, 2008
#20
Wicked pissuh.
May 20, 2008
#21
no call? the chief was ejected and suspended for game 6.
May 20, 2008
#22
are you sure he was ejected?
I don’t remember that
May 20, 2008
#23
Make sure you pick up your media guide guys. You can find out about the cute cuddly side of ‘Sheed:
“Detroit’s playoff media guide is peppered with stories about “the Rasheed Wallace fans don’t see.” It features testimonials for Wallace’s character from players, coaches, and even his mother.”
I think his moms had the biggest compliment about him with “he’s a piece of shit”
May 20, 2008
#24
Wait, how many rings does Sheed have?
How many does the Big 3 have again?
oh yeah, my bad
May 20, 2008
#25
I just looked at the boxscore, indeed, like I said Parish was not ejected from that game
May 20, 2008
#26
Can we all at least agree on one thing before this series starts? Big 3 = Big 2 + Ray Allen – KG in crunch time?
May 21, 2008
#27
Wow, what a really intelligent post.
May 22, 2008
#28
if you wanted intelligence, I highly suggest you stay away from blogs
June 18, 2008
#29
or panning to jack nicholson on the lakers bench….
July 22, 2008
#30
Oh, I get it: A few years ago, you wouldn’t have been able to find a “Boston sucks” forum, but because they’re winning now…. Oh…. Jealous? Maybe?
A little..? Thank you.
Isaac,
The sad truth is: You’re stuck in Detroit!
That is, afterall, enough to explain your pathetic, jealous, and lunatic rantings.
But, let’s not be disrespectful and/or uninformed:
If it weren’t for Boston, none of us would be here in the capacity that we are today.
Learn your history GED-ers!
But keep the hate comin’. We’re FINALLY getting some attention!
Thanks again.
October 8, 2008
#31
“FUCK ALL YOU HATERS…. BOSTON IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU….HATE ON CHAMPIONS WE’RE JUST GOING TO KEEP WINNING”
^^^^
That is why Boston sucks. You people are the most arrogant, narrow-minded assholes in the universe. You all think you are so special, cultured, and superior. You all have MASSIVE inferiority complexes because your insignificant city has played second fiddle to New York since the Revolutionary War. The only way to make yourselves feel better is hate New York and be as big assholes as possible when your sports teams are actually successful–God knows that Sports are the only thing Boston has on New York (at least as of now). Nobody gives a shit about Boston. It isn’t even a hub for all of New England. The only people concerned with the shithole town live in Eastern MA or are racist (Boston is the most racist city on the east coast–if you don’t believe me, Google it), snobby “blue blood” New Englanders that haven’t given up their insane Puritan ways. Seriously, no one else gives shit about the place. Connecticut revolves around NYC (except for racist White trash in areas closer to MA) and all the other New England states do their own thing…. not having to do with pretentious little Boston. People from Boston are the snobbiest, most obnoxious douches. The pretend to be super educated but in reality we know this isn’t true; if it were, they wouldn’t have a 25 letter alphabet (without the “ah”). The first thing people from Boston will tell you is that they are from Boston–as if you actually care and as if it something to be proud of. It isn’t, in reality, you are all a bunch of insecure assholes crossing your fingers that your sports teams won’t suck again so you won’t have to retreat back into bitter submission. Bostonians need to give it up and get fucking lives.
October 8, 2008
#32
the greatest rant in the history of this site
October 20, 2008
#33
That was perhaps the greatest thing i have ever heard..a tear almost came out of my eyes form the excitement of having read what the guy above me wrote. BTW remember that time you guys lost in the 2008 ALCS HA!.. GO Rays!
February 13, 2009
#34
That rant was so so beautiful. Due to college I spent four years around shitty, shitty Bostonions. I’m from LA, and I didn’t think people could get shittier than those in my home-city. But Boston topped them by far. You just said everything I’ve ever wanted to say. I wish I could buy you a beer.
April 29, 2009
#35
For the record I have hated Boston long before they started buying sports teams.
May 8, 2009
#36
Yeah. I’m sure the Patriots suck. That’s why they won 18 games in a row that season, AFTER the whole tape thing was gone. Yeah, they lost the superbowl but no team has EVER won 18 in a row! PATS all the way 2009!!!BABY!!
May 8, 2009
#37
Yeah. The patriots suck, right! That’s why they won 18 GAMES IN A ROW that season, AFTER the whole tape thing was gone!!! Yeah they lost the SB, but no team has ever had a season like that! PATS in 2009!!! BABY!!
May 17, 2009
#38
Most (not everyone) people in the northeast US (from Jersey up) are nasty rude obnoxious assholes and they sound like they are extremely miserable with their lives.
This absolutely includes Boston.
May 22, 2009
#39
R’s don’t just dissapear. We recycle them by sticking them on the end of words like “vaniller” and “idear”
June 9, 2009
#40
You know what's even better than talking shit to one another? NOT living in a sesspool. Saying New York is better than Boston is like saying diarrhea is better than vomit. You both suck. Chicago, bitches. And if you don't like it, I'll send R. Kelly to pee on you.
July 30, 2009
#41
Screw Boston!And wake up,Alexa, how could ANYONE be jealous of Boston,the town with fair-weather fans?Before 2004, Bostonians disliked the Red Sox almost as much as the Yankees.Now there's a "Red Sox Nation".Before 2008,no one attended Celtics games.I'd rather be a D.C. fan than a Boston fan.Boston fans boo their OWN TEAM for christ's sake!Bostonians are racist dogs and stuck-up a-holes who think they're the best just because they can beat New York (FYI, L.A. does that too and they don't become big jerks).Boston is very good at one thing,though:finding excuses for choking(Bill Buckner,KG being hurt,the Patriots not knowing their coach was cheating, etc.).Boston sucks.
August 29, 2009
#42
6: trying to get weed in this city is the #1 reason of death for californians in boston. ITS A JOB, STOP FUCKING ABOUT!!!!!
September 11, 2009
#43
I'd say let's blow up Boston like 9/11. Fuck this city!
October 19, 2009
#44
I live in the so-called “city” of Boston where there is almost no urban culture to speak of, most everything shuts down before 10, all sports fans are either drunk and arrogant, neurotic and arrogant, or, um, just arrogant, townies and students compete to be more annoying. Get me the hell out of this landfill!
January 18, 2010
#45
Wow… hate Boston much? If people didn't give a shit about Boston, then why are there so many pathetic blogs like this? You must be a New Yorker, seeing how you put your precious city on such a high pedestal. If that's the case, then you are pretty ignorant to even mention our accent when yours is just as bad. And FTW, you wouldn't even be blogging right now if it wasn't for Boston. Keep hating and we'll keep winning.