WOI buddy, Fat Joe(although I can’t call him fat anymore, I probably weigh more than him) scored a homerun mid-afternoon yesterday with some sick tickets for the Pistons-Magic game.

Being the good friend that I am, I couldn’t decline.

A group of us were about 10 rows back from the Magic bench. Great view for a great game.

Outside of the three point barrage in the 3rd quarter, I felt the Magic were outplayed at both ends of the court. It was no wonder that when they went cold from the perimeter, the Pistons seized control again in the 4th.

Many people will point to the missed call at the end of the third quarter as the momentum shift in the game. I, however, will point to a Jason Maxiell block about two minutes earlier. The crowd seemed deflated with every Magic shot falling. Finally, Ron Jeremy decided to feed the post after the Tv Timeout and Dwight Howard’s shot went by the wayside as Jason Maxiell sent it back.

Just a FYI to Orlando Magic players and fans, Maxiell eats babies.

The play calling at the end by the pornstar was reminiscent of my days as a star for my rec league.

“Give the ball to Isaac and see what happens”

Essentially, just replace Isaac with Hedo and I swear thats what he told him. Down 2 with under a minute to play, Turkosuck threw up a wild three pointer that barely caught the backboard.

To make matters worse, Dooling tackled Rip in a dead ball situation and the lights went out on the Magic after that.

I fully expect the Magic to win Game 3 because of the crowd. But when push comes to shove, this team is simply not that good.

*Side Note

-The amount of women at Pistons games increases tenfold during the playoffs. Guyism spent at least 1 hour taking pics of women.

Do I feel like a pervert? Nah! I think it just strengthens my manhood.

-If you reading this and sat in sec 112, row F, seats 10-15, consider yourselves jackasses. You came at the end of the first quarter, made everybody wait for you to walk by, and then proceeded to leave midway through the second quarter. After having a few drinks at the Palace Grill, you strolled in at the 4th quarter and asked Fat Joe, “What happened”…..”Did Chauncey miss some shots or something”?

Absolute assholes. You are a disgrace to Pistons fans everywhere. I am planning on contacting the Ticket Office today and concocting a story about how you threw things at the Magic Players and tried to start “Malice at the Palace II”. Hopefully that will be enough to get you the “Charlie Haddad/John Green” treatment next time.