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10 THINGS THE PGA TOUR CAN DO TO INCREASE ATTENDANCE

More from A. Isaac


Now that Tiger is gone for the season, the PGA Tour needs to do something to keep attendance going. Here at Guyism, we believe these tips will be more than enough to keep it going

10) Give John Daly the go ahead to do the 18 challenge (18 Hot Dogs, 18 Beers, and 18 shots, 18 Holes)

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9) Give Natalie Gulbis an honorary PGA membership for the Summer.

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8) Fans get free copies of the next hottest Calendar: The Women of the PGA tour

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7) Make Phil Mickelson wear “The Bro” outside his shirt (Big Endorsement)

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6) Randomly choose one golfer to get Nancy Kerrigan’d every week and make him limp around the course. Hey, the drama worked for Tiger?

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5) Make worse than a bogey=Keg Stand at the next hole

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4) If somebody screams “Get in the Hole” and it doesn’t go in, make that fan strip naked and run for his life

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3) Have a Tim Finchem Dunk Tank at the turn

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2) Bring back some old cranky dudes from the Senior tour. Let them go at it from the ladies tee, let them ride carts, let them foot wedge it out of the rough

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1) KY Jelly and Mud Wrestling in every available Pond

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  • CBlust
    June 19, 2008
    #1

    The ‘19th Hole’ never gets old! That dude is a legend.

  • World of Isaac
    June 19, 2008
    #2

    you love that dude CB, in a sexual way

  • CBlust
    June 19, 2008
    #3

    He’s kind of cute.

  • Vinnie
    June 19, 2008
    #4

    David Toms’ wife is hot.

  • A heterosexual male
    June 19, 2008
    #5

    id hit it

  • Sports Fan
    June 20, 2008
    #6

    19th hole was priceless!

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