You guys know how I love politics. And by politics, I mean new ways that I can call Hillary Clinton derogatory names that often rhyme with “runt”. Or “hunt”. Sometimes “bunt”. I’m pretty flexible. Anyway, check out this video of some old bat ranting about how Hillary has been discriminated against because of the ruling that Michigan and Florida will not receive their full delegate counts.

My favorite part: The dude behind her scribbling notes furiously. I can imagine that everything he was writing was poetic and in-depth. “Old lady muttering things. White women can’t catch a break, particularly in this Black man’s world. Sounds drunk.” I can only assume that an editor smoking a big cigar said in response, “Great work Johnson, front page A1 story!”

Aside: I see no way this woman isn’t dying alone. Could you imagine living with that shrill voice needling you about banal things incessantly? I’d throw myself onto a pit of spikes like this was Mortal Kombat. Which she’d probably keep in our front yard because heaven forbid a child were to go on the lawn. So we can’t even have a lawn. God I hate our fictional relationship already Harriet.