If there’s two things I love in this world its women and food.
Well, technically, there’s three because I love buffets but I think we can just include that with food.
Anyways, today, instead of a head to head battle we’ve decided to tackle this one Ménage à trois style…
Giada De Laurentiis-Food Network Chef
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She’s Italian, she can cook, she looks great in a bathing suit. Her one downfall might be her big noggin.
Rachel Ray-Food Network Chef
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I’m a bit biased towards chicks that have some junk in the trunk. But man, that raspy voice of hers can get annoying over time.
Padma Lakshmi-Top Chef Host
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Uh, I wasn’t aware that Padma took pics like these until I looked her up. Pretty sure this might push her over the top with sex starved computer geeks.
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
What women are afraid of 
Sexy Female Athletes 
June 12, 2008
#1
Titties much?
June 12, 2008
#2
TOUGH QUESTION. I love Rachel, but I’d have to eliminate her off the bat. Padma is hot too, but I’m a sucker for a smile and I dig Giada’s the best.
June 12, 2008
#3
anonymous, that line sent me into laugh convulsions
June 12, 2008
#4
Yeah, I love Giada, I’ll have to go with her. Padma isn’t the same as the other two, and Rachel is annoying as fuck! Giada 100%
June 12, 2008
#5
Fuck is pretty annoying, isn’t it?
June 13, 2008
#6
I would kill Isaac to bang Giada.
June 13, 2008
#7
I would kill myself to get with Giada…
wait, that doesn’t make sense
March 3, 2009
#8
Maybe it’s because I’m a Food Network freak, or a Freak in general…, but I’d do ‘em ALL!! ALL I said!!… I’d do ‘em all at the same time, and if they’re not into it, I’m sure there’s a number that would help them decide. =)
March 26, 2009
#9
Very tough question. Giada.
July 11, 2009
#10
Giada and Padma are hot, Rachel is not. But for those of you who like PIGS there is that over the top phony Southern accented Paula Dean. Talk about gagging!