Back in the day, Helena Christensen was, in my opinion, the hottest model walking the planet. However, in the last, ohhhhh, 15 years, she hasn’t really even been a blip on the radar. So what’s a woman to do to get back in our good graces? As we already know, the key is boobage and lots of it.

Not sure what she is doing with that pimple-faced young man, but I sense some Cougariffic action happening with ole Helena.

And in case you don’t remember how hot Helena used to be, check out this old Chris Isaak video and you will remember.

Click here to see the uncensored topless pics of Helena Christensen.