I have had a major jones for Téa Leoni since back in the day when she was “the next Lucille Ball” on her show The Naked Truth and I learned that she was pretty much a scratch golfer. The fact that Mrs. Fox Mulder is now 42 and doesn’t quite bring it the way she once did is clouded by these memories so I see her as much sexier than you probably will.

Hey you… get off of my cloud… haters… I’ll get back to your regularly-scheduled young and attractive poon soon enough. (Cleanse your eyeball palate here while you wait.)