If you are David Beckham’s son, life is pretty damn good. Not only do you get to go to Lakers games and sit in the front row and ogle hot cheerleaders. Apparently you also get to date the Sexiest Woman in the World’s daughter. Who cares if they’re only nine?
Kate Beckinsale has given the go-ahead for her nine-year-old daughter to date Posh and Becks’ oldest son.
She said: “I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy.
“But she and the Beckham boys get on really well. So if she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval!”
Meanwhile, Victoria Beckham is doing her alien-best to make sure that we the people of earth do not get to have as much joy as possible.
Victoria Beckham helps her mates when she can, and new pal Kate Beckinsale is no exception.
Kate said: “She gave me nipple covers. You don’t want your little peas sticking out, do you?”
Damn you, Tom Cruise!!
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