I don’t know about you, but for $4,000 an hour, I better be getting a cross between Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox. Ashley Alexandra Dupre is not even in the same category as those women. That aside, I’d probably give her a couple hundo, if I were into that sort of thing.

I say that I am not into that sort of thing, because as a super blogger, I have to fight women off with a stick, and by fight them off with a stick I mean I don’t have the kind of coin it would take to get an Ashley Dupre, so I stick to the local high schools where I am legend and the chicks can’t get enough.