So I just caught up with Thursday’s episode of The Colbert Report and holy shit am I sad I didn’t get to this sooner. Colbert discussed the recent study that showed that fruit had usurped cookies as the #1 snack for kids. And then accused the Cookie Monster of pushing a pro-fruit agenda. So imagine his surprise when the Cookie Monster made a guest appearance to rebut!

Nothing I say here would possibly be funnier so yeah…fruit is for fags.