This is just the kind of breaking news that you have come to expect from me, right? Just be glad you have someone like me to alert you when One-Percenters like Amanda Bynes do exercise in spandex.Check me on this, but this about the most revealing thing that Miss Bynes has ever been photographed wearing. I mean look at her... girl even wears two sports bras when jogging. Damn... And I'm serious, c ...more.

Fatties of the world rejoice! A pill that simulates exercise may be not too far away, based on testing on mice that turned them into superstar athletes.Results published today in the journal Cell show the drugs turn ordinary mice into trim marathon champions. There should be no shortage of volunteers ready see if they do they same in humans.The two drugs, which go by their scientific names ...more.

Adriana Lima poses with bras. (DrunkenStepfather)Miss COED: Isabel Lucas. (CO-ED Magazine)Demi Moore topless and large. (CityRag)Jo Garcia: Playboy Cyber Girl of yhe Year. (NS4W)More Marisa Miller bikini hotness. (Dirty Rotten Whore)Marcele Becker - Brazillian A magazine. (CamelTap)Mandy Marie Michaels is a busty Playboy babe. (AttuGirls)MySpace vs. Celebrity - Week 20. (Tasty Booze)There's someth ...more.

If Barack Obama thinks that by putting a post-pregnancy, hormone-aided, big-boobed, right headlight on, super-hot Halle Berry in one of his kid's t-shirts will get me to vote for him, well then, he may count on me in November.Now if Meghan McCain were to, say, suddenly appear at a oil-wrestling match and someone took pictures, then we might have a real battle on our hands for the Presidency. ...more.

These pics of Mr. Belding partying it up in Vegas have been making the rounds on the internet.And I think I speak for everybody when I say,Clean it up Richie! ...more.

Keeping up with the pretty ladies of pro football got us to thinking about the prerequisites to being an NFL cheerleader, namely a hot body, a cute face, a killer front court, and the use of all limbs. Oddly enough we can think of several actresses who meet these requirements, all of whom would have made solid NFL cheerleaders in another life. ACTUALLY, I THINK WE SHOULD BE CHEERING FOR THEM. ...more.

In what is sure to make our friends over at flatusyahu very happy, since they have major wood for Bar Refaeli, word is that she may or may not have dumped/been dumped by Leo DiCaprio. Oh, that and the fact that she was recently photographed in a bikini on the beach in Saint-Tropez.I don't even know what else to say here. It's a super hot chick in a bikini. Period. Thank you. ...more.

MLB: 'Red Sox Don't Deserve Me,' Manny saysMLB: Griffey approves trade from Reds to White SoxNFL: Packers' president tries to talk Favre into not reportingNFL: Packers reportedly mull Favre deal within divisionNFL: Packers offer Favre $20-million stay retired incentiveNFL: HOFer Moon pleads guilty to negligent drivingNASCAR: Jimmie Johnson to drive for Randy Moss at BristolLITTLE LEAGUE: Little Le ...more.

This dude's friends bet him $40 that he cant jump from one dock to the other. He is probably too young to remember the movie White Men Can't Jump.H/T: Don Chavez ...more.

H/T: Eat LiverHaving a good time reading this site? Excellent. That's our goal. To make your day just a little bit brighter. Wanna return the favor? Click the links of those people kind enough to support our efforts here. That or the terrorists win.LiveJasminMy Dirty BookstoreXRentDVD.comBONUS FROM XRentDVD! If you enter the coupon code "on205th" during the checkout process you will get an extra 2 ...more.

Just about every week, we bring you whores doing stupid things on YouTube for your attention in a section I like to call Random YouTube Fetish. This week, some of the best videos on the Internet of girls petting cute little animals! Awwww so cute! And arousing! This is the most confusing erection I've had since that unfortunate incident with my proctologist.This one is great because the girl ...more.

Thanks to a shift that placed Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts well out of the infield, Jason Giambi grounded out to right field Tuesday night. In his next at-bat, Giambi somehow dropped a hit between Roberts and the right fielder, then made a gesture to let Roberts know that he's #1. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! ...more.

You know how they say pictures are worth a thousand words, well, this one's probably worth a thousand erections...More pics of a sweaty Marisa Miller at on205th31 Reaons why July Sucks {Rumors and Rants}Awkward NBA Photo Shoots {Undrafted Free Agent}Mascots of the Olympics {Sports Column Blog}ESPNs New Hockey Analyst is...{The Money Shot}Mike Wilbon forgets his pants {Mister Irrelevant}The Full Ba ...more.

Up until today I thought that singer Paulina Rubio was one of the sexiest women in the world. Unfortunately sometimes women do in fact look better with their clothes on. Now I am not saying she's a dog or that I wouldn't run through that, but it's just not as exciting as I thought it would be to see her sans clothing.I will say this though, it is tremendously inspiring to see that someone as hot a ...more.

Every day in the month of July we'll take a look at a website that you'd find interesting. A website that you should certainly add to your morning coffee.Today's featured website is...The best source for links from all around the web... ...more.

It's been a whirlwind few months for Patriots cheerleader Becca Lewis. She went worrying about graduating high school to landing a gig cheering for Randy and Tom in a single weekend. AND NOW YOU CAN OWN A PHOTO OF HER! ...more.

The Yankees may have gotten the better player from the Pudge-Farnsworth trade, but I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that the Tigers got the better brawler.One of Farnsworth's hallmark moments from his brief stint in Detroit was his takedown of Jeremy Affeldt of the Kansas City Royals.Since MLB is full of pricks who won't let people put their videos on youtube, here is the MLB footage of ...more.