Yesterday, Sandy Lyle and Rich Beem walked off the course before finishing their round. Presumably, they were pissed about their scores and the weather. We wondered how other players felt and also, where they’d rather be than the British Open….

Tiger Woods

“I’d rather have a torn ACL and have this chick cater to my every needs”

Kenny Perry

“I’d rather play in the Milwaukee Open against a bunch of scrubs and win”

Phil Mickelson

“I’d rather be eating a cheeseburger”

John Daly

“I’d rather be drinking beer with Kid Rock”

Jean Van de Velde

“I’d rather watch that ESPN special of me ruining my golfing career at Carnoustie”

Retief Goosen

“I’d rather be running my mouth about guys faking injuries on the Golf Course”

Ian Poulter

“I’d rather be shopping for new clothes”

David Duval

“I’d rather people just forgot about the last 5 years of my golfing career”

Paul Azinger

“I’d rather somebody else captain this “Tiger-less” Ryder Cup”

Ben Curtis and Todd Hamilton

“I’d rather be arguing with this guy over who was the worst player to ever win this event”