Updating the status of Jessica Alba post-pregnancy is required duty these days. You don’t just go from arguably the hottest woman in the world to a fat tub of goo and not have guys want to know what’s up. The good news is that she is still tracking back to hotness as these photos will attest.

Keep it up, Jessica, and that One-Percenter tag will be put back on you, which, of course, is surely right at the top of her to do list.

Oh yeah, f you Cash.