This is just the kind of breaking news that you have come to expect from me, right? Just be glad you have someone like me to alert you when One-Percenters like Amanda Bynes do exercise in spandex.

Check me on this, but this about the most revealing thing that Miss Bynes has ever been photographed wearing. I mean look at her… girl even wears two sports bras when jogging. Damn… And I’m serious, correct me if I am wrong about her wearing something revealing, with photographic proof please!