I know it’s a holiday week and all, but it seems like there’s an alarming lack of news. So here’s a video of a cat playing with boobs. It entertained me for like 20 seconds. Why not.

“I can has tittyzf” said a clever captioner at an Internet meme site.

In related news because I’m morally obligated to put some sort of effort into the posts I do here, lest I feel bad about myself and lose your respect, I read a lot of Icanhascheezburger posts the other day. It’s funny if you don’t think about it. Then, if you do and you’re anything like me, you want to fly into a murderous rage about how the people responsible for this site are millionaires and you’re here sharing your cat’s food and using your tears as a masturbatory lubricant. Yeah I’m a bit dramatic, but f those dudes.