Read and weep boys…
Brian Austin Green says everything’s going great with fiancée Megan Fox.
“We’re solid,” Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”
Biggest… dork… ever… and he is engaged to arguably the hottest woman in the world. What.The.Fuck.
This massively conflicts with earlier reports, such as THIS ONE! Fuuuuhck…
Green – who has a son, Kassius, with ex fiancée Vanessa Marcil – says he “would love” to have more kids.
Wait… what?! BAG was engaged to Vanessa Marcil? OMG!!!!! What is going on?!!
I can’t type anymore. Here’s some pics of Megan without makeup and still looking like the hottest woman in the world (besides Kate Beckinsale, of course).
You are on My List, BAG. You might even be #1.
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