I bet that sentence has been typed at least 1,000 times over the years. That being said, last night on American Gladiators, my future wife, Gina Carano took part in Earthquake! (I added the exclamation point because it’s just that damn exciting) and faced off against the niece of Hall of Fame baseball player Robin Yount. Her name is Tatum and she set a record last night by being the first competitor to score zero points. Bravo! Be sure to pause the clip around the 0:55 0:08 mark for full lesbian fantasy goodness, unlike last week when Gina had to face-off with and ultimately destroy a senior citizen.
In case your pause button isn’t working too well, the good folk over at flatusyahu have some stills you might want to check out.
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July 15, 2008
#1
GINA CARANO WITH A JENNA BUSH LOOK-ALIKE! THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF MY LESBIAN FANTASIES FOR MONTHS. ON205TH RULES!
July 15, 2008
#2
BY THE WAY, THE LESBIAN FANTASY BEGINS RIGHT AROUND :33 SECONDS (NOT :55 SECONDS, WHICH IS THE LENGTH OF THE VIDEO). THE EDITOR WAS PROBABLY FLUSTERED BY THE HOTNESS OF VID CONTENT, WHICH IS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
July 16, 2008
#3
Sit on my face, Gina. SIT ON MY FACE.