Wouldja have sex with a 62-year old woman? 999 times out of 1,000 I bet your answer would be no, but what if I said she looked… like… THIS!
I have to admit that I have had major wood for ole Helen ever since I saw her in National Treasure 2. Shit, there are girls in Hollywood in their 20’s would give their left foot to look that good at that age. Not to get all specific, but their names rhyme with Sarah Bead and Tidy Sunfag. That being said, my question stands… WOULDJA?
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July 17, 2008
#1
I am banning myself from visiting on205th for the rest of the day…
I don’t care what she looks like scrap…
she’s 62
roast beef curtains
that is all
July 17, 2008
#2
Good Lord – I like all of you guys associated with Epic Carnival and I know we’re Ball Hype friends but SHIT.
Issac said it best. She’s close to drawing Social Security dude.
July 17, 2008
#3
I must be the old fucker in the audience, but I’ve had a hard-on for Helen since I saw her on the big screen as Morgana in Excalibur- it only got better when she was “the wife” in The Cook the Thief his Wife and Her Lover…
Helen is way, way hot.