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HOW TO BE A LOSER: THE KEVIN GRADY EDITION

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You know how I know you’re a loser, you drive around with a BAC of .281


A vehicle driven by University of Michigan running back and former East Grand Rapids High School football standout Kevin Grady was pulled over early Wednesday, and he was arrested for allegedly having a blood-alcohol level more than three times the legal limit.

Wyoming Police pulled over the 22-year-old as he drove south on Byron Center Avenue SW near 44th Street in a 2007 GMC Yukon Denali just before 2 a.m.

According to the ticket issued to Grady, he had a blood-alcohol level of 0.281. Michigan’s legal definition of drunk is 0.08.

  • Dawan Moss
    July 3, 2008
    #1

    Yeah, but when the cop reached into his car, did he keep driving? No? Didn’t think so. That’s keepin’ it real.

  • DeMarco Monroe
    July 3, 2008
    #2

    Yeah, did he punch a girl outside Georgios? No? Yeah, I did.

  • Terry Love
    July 3, 2008
    #3

    Oh yeah, well did he plant any bombs?

  • Davis
    July 3, 2008
    #4

    Yeah, did he plant any bombs?

  • Boo Boo Thompson
    July 3, 2008
    #5

    Did he throw anyone into a dumpster? How about off a third story balcony? No? Keepin’ it real.

  • Pete Govens
    July 3, 2008
    #6

    Did he not help carry Melcher up the stairs? Didn’t think so.

  • Willy
    July 3, 2008
    #7

    Did he almost tackle that guy from Eastern?

    Wait . . . that doesn’t fit in here.

  • J. Smoker
    July 3, 2008
    #8

    Huh? [points to himself] ‘Nough said?

  • D. Underwood
    July 3, 2008
    #9

    HELLO?!?!?!? I’m stabbed MYSELF in the freaking NECK!!!

  • Kellen Davis
    July 3, 2008
    #10

    I’m a total douche bag. Does that count?

  • World of Isaac
    July 3, 2008
    #11

    At the very least D Underwood wasn’t hurting anybody else but himself…

    but driving around at .281?

  • Willy
    July 3, 2008
    #12

    I would of had him if he didn’t have the athletic talent of isaac.

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