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I have never seen Jennifer Ellison anywhere but on the Internet. Not on TV, in a magazine, anywhere. Never even heard her voice. And I think I am in love with her. And all you “fake boobs, not real!” whiny bastards can save your comments. Sure, if real boobs looked like Jennifer’s I’d take them over fakies too, but that’s why God invented the plastic surgeon. Are you dissing God?!

Hey, Jennifer, if you happen to read this, drop me an email, will ya? I’m not unattractive and the doctors say that I’ll be able to stop taking my medications real soon. Toodles…

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  • Xavier
    July 18, 2008
    #1

    Her tits are real, do a few Google searches and you’ll see. It’s one of the reasons the tabloids love her in the UK, she wouldn’t be nearly as famous here if they were fake.

  • DCScrap
    July 18, 2008
    #2

    That, my friend, is amazing news.

  • Billy
    August 24, 2008
    #3

    Also good news is that she’s in Phantom of the Opera. You know how some movies have the lead actress, then she has the super hot best friend who might not be as good of an actress? Yeah, she’s the super hot best friend. Enjoy!

  • Anonymous
    April 13, 2009
    #4

    Big fake tits, if you look at some of her older pics you can see the scars.

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