Slowly but surely, with the help, prayers, chants, voodoo, and tears of men everywhere, Jessica Alba is making her way back to the One-Percenter that she was before squeezing a small child out of her body. Preggo boobs are our main source of inspiration at this point, but with time and a lot of cardio, we could have her back someday.

Keep the faith, guys… It won’t be easy, but we’ll persevere.