I’m not sure exactly who Jodie Marsh is. I know she is from the U.K. (obv) and that I have seen her before (looks much prettier without all the makeup), but I think it’s time to go to Wikipedia.

Jodie Louisa Marsh (born 23 December 1978) is an English glamour model and television personality. She has appeared topless in many tabloid newspapers and has appeared on her own reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh.

So there you have it. Now we know. Try not to look too hard…

Topless, you say? Hmmm…